Episode #08103

Discriminating gays victimize America's horny, shrieking bachelorettes; while Mitt Romney's innovative iPhone app doubles his presidential odds. (07:37)

Tags:  Tip/Wag,  bachelor/bachelorette parties,  marriage,  Mitt Romney,  iPhone,  elections,  cracks up,  lookin' good,  fashion,  gay/homosexual,  same-sex marriage,  discrimination,  men/women,  strippers,  poverty,  Hollywood,  primaries,  Texas,  Apple,  photos,  Ron Paul,  Jimmy,  performances,  songs,  impressions,  Donald Trump,  Barack Obama,  Indecision 2012

Rush Limbaugh defends his sexist comments, and Steve King makes his case against universal preventative medicine. (03:06)

Tags:  5 x Five,  exclusives,  mashups,  Rush Limbaugh,  birth control,  sex,  exercise,  health,  Statue of Liberty,  freedom of speech,  Catholic,  religion,  insurance,  Barack Obama,  Iowa,  Steve King,  Tip/Wag,  Rick Santorum,  music,  pop culture,  government

Episode #08090

Pheromone parties encourage premarital smelling, and Arizona lawmakers declare that pregnancy begins two weeks before conception. (04:22)

Tags:  Tip/Wag,  men/women,  Arizona,  dating,  sex,  pregnancy,  Republicans,  gross-out,  abortion,  Doris Kearns Goodwin,  apologies,  vaginas,  menstrual cycle,  laws,  Nana & Pee-Pop,  balls,  penises,  Mozart,  under the desk,  cracks up,  mental health,  birth control,  partying,  music

Episode #08083

The EPA regulates power plant carbon emissions, and a revolutionary box spring bunker stores up to 105 weapons. (04:32)

Tags:  Tip/Wag,  Obama administration,  guns,  EPA,  environment,  Stephen's products,  pollution,  laws,  health,  Jimmy,  Osama bin Laden,  Saddam Hussein,  energy,  business,  photos,  weapons,  inventions,  safety,  sleep,  my mistake,  assassinations,  unions,  driving,  Lisa Jackson,  Address the Mess

Episode #08075

Popping pills reduces racial prejudice, and Stephen reveals the identity of Dick Cheney's anonymous heart donor. (04:22)

Tags:  Tip/Wag,  don't see color,  racism,  Dick Cheney,  Fox News,  ethnic,  drugs,  stereotypes,  Asian,  Jewish,  science,  family,  health,  Tyler Perry,  surgery,  my mistake,  interns

Episode #08064

The spermicidal maniacs at the University of Kansas develop a male birth control pill, and Brooklyn coffee shops hook babies on the foam dragon. (05:12)

Tags:  Tip/Wag,  birth control,  drugs,  religion,  Catholic,  controversies,  men/women,  safety,  health,  sex,  Rick Santorum,  photos,  mongering,  demonstrations,  under the desk,  kids,  coffee,  parenting,  smoking,  animals,  Elvis Presley,  music,  ethnic,  penises,  laws,  Today Show,  addiction

Episode #08057

A Seattle woman saves a building by marrying it, and the National Transportation Safety Board rejects Americans' constitutional right to tear down the highway while texting. (04:26)

Tags:  Tip/Wag,  Seattle,  marriage,  protests,  same-sex marriage,  gay/homosexual,  college,  cell phones,  friends,  laws,  government,  transportation,  cars/trucks,  technology,  Stephen's products,  under the desk,  insects,  photos,  Constitution,  Stephen's friends,  dogs,  inventions

Episode #08033

The American Heritage Dictionary's lexicowards redefine an offensive term, and Newt Gingrich thinks of new ways to make Americans afraid. (06:05)

Tags:  Tip/Wag,  Newt Gingrich,  citizenship,  books,  immigration,  Wikipedia,  Mexico,  pregnancy,  kids,  border security,  liberal,  Colbertisms,  America,  photos,  mongering,  technology,  James Bond,  movies,  wealth,  the moon,  space,  terrorism,  nuclear,  super villains,  lookin' good,  music,  Jimmy,  Amish,  Chinese

Episode #08025

Barack Obama forgets that Jesus was at the first Thanksgiving, Mitt Romney takes Obama's words out of context, and Lululemon endorses Objectivism. (05:44)

Tags:  Tip/Wag,  Barack Obama,  Mitt Romney,  Thanksgiving,  holidays,  religion,  Jesus,  God,  advertising,  Indecision 2012,  Indecision,  candidates,  campaigns,  miracles,  history,  Christian,  Native American,  Ayn Rand,  literary references,  books,  exercise,  fashion,  conservative,  food,  junk food,  John McCain,  hip hop

Episode #08023

Ron Paul supporters release a pin-up calendar, Allen West defends waterboarding, and Forever 21 discontinues a controversial necklace. (06:02)

Tags:  Tip/Wag,  Ron Paul,  Libertarians,  modeling,  patriotism,  campaigns,  candidates,  Betsy Ross,  Frankenstein,  Dracula,  monsters,  FDA,  debt,  photos,  government,  holidays,  Halloween,  4th of July,  costumes,  lookin' good,  Herman Cain,  Rick Perry,  Barack Obama,  debates,  torture,  waterboarding,  Jimmy,  Allen West,  movies,  Demi Moore,  interrogations,  controversies,  sexism,  Asian,  fashion,  collectibles,  shopping,  racism,  ethnic,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  Republicans

Episode #08013

Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker allows concealed weapons in the state capitol building, and True North lets low-income patients trade services for healthcare. (03:18)

Tags:  Tip/Wag,  Scott Walker,  Wisconsin,  guns,  weapons,  Second Amendment,  technology,  Anthony Weiner,  penises,  doctors,  health,  insurance,  money,  labor,  photos,  poop & pee,  audience interaction,  kids,  persistent vegetative state,  pregnancy,  Maine

Episode #08008

The Tea Party Nation asks its members to pledge not to hire employees, and Spirit Airlines turns jets into flying billboards. (04:05)

Tags:  Tip/Wag,  Tea Party,  economy,  business,  unemployment,  patriotism,  wealth,  flying,  advertising,  Barack Obama,  Herman Cain,  polls,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  elections,  candidates,  puking,  food,  security,  guns,  gay/homosexual,  asses

Episode #08003

Mexico City renders marriage less binding than a Verizon cell phone contract, and gamers earn Call of Duty Double XP time just by buying snacks. (03:57)

Tags:  Tip/Wag,  marriage,  video games,  elections,  campaigns,  advertising,  business,  divorce,  men/women,  lookin' good,  weight/obesity,  food,  junk food,  poop & pee,  Doritos,  Europe,  Greece,  murder,  death,  photos,  shopping,  college,  cell phones,  kids,  education

Episode #07120

The Marine Corps issues a harsh restriction banning Marines from audible farting, and the Department of Homeland Security lets kids 12 and under keep their shoes on. (04:49)

Tags:  Tip/Wag,  Marines,  military,  Afghanistan War,  troops,  farts,  Afghanistan,  culture,  terrorism,  weapons,  Jimmy,  anthems,  poop & pee,  patriotism,  security,  flying,  kids,  ululations,  parents,  costumes,  impressions,  appearances,  Arabic,  food,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07109

Evangelical scientists break up the Bible's most famous couple, and Rick Santorum puts the issue of gay marriage into terms everyday people can understand. (05:09)

Tags:  Tip/Wag,  Adam and Eve,  Bible,  Jesus,  Rick Santorum,  Republicans,  accountability,  Christian,  science,  genetics,  sex,  religion,  marriage,  same-sex marriage,  gay/homosexual,  men/women,  Ten Commandments,  sexual advances,  God,  snakes,  bestiality,  James Carville,  Happy Days,  cracks up,  dogs,  puking,  Google,  the heroes

Episode #07087

John Lennon was a closet Republican, and a European poll ranks Germany as the world's least funny country in spite of the name of their breakfast cheese. (05:34)

Tags:  Tip/Wag,  John Lennon,  The Beatles,  appearances,  conservative,  Hans Beinholtz,  performances,  music,  songs,  Ronald Reagan,  Germany,  death,  men/women,  Jimmy,  hippies,  economy,  Republicans,  philosophy,  polls,  international affairs,  challenges

Episode #07083

Schick's disposable men's razor smells like it just stepped out of the shower, and Florida Governor Rick Scott writes his own praises. (04:52)

Tags:  Tip/Wag,  lookin' good,  advertising,  Rick Scott,  Colbert Nation,  approval ratings,  Mad Libs,  Florida,  under the desk,  Republicans,  photos,  Harry Potter,  mail/e-mail,  Tea Party,  audience interaction

Episode #07071

Documents reveal Osama bin Laden's immaculate financial records, and Hugh Hefner gets his pipe cleaned while he watches Stephen. (04:54)

Tags:  Tip/Wag,  Osama bin Laden,  Hugh Hefner,  Twitter,  Internet,  assassinations,  Al Qaeda,  terrorism,  war on terror,  money,  work/office,  Wal-Mart,  lookin' good,  sex,  The Daily Show,  photos,  Jimmy,  insurance,  business

Episode #07067

The Ohio legislature allows guns into sports stadiums, and Facebook ushers in a brave new world of personal product placement. (03:58)

Tags:  Tip/Wag,  Ohio,  Facebook,  Internet,  guns,  Sweetness,  alcohol,  sports,  violence,  fights,  fans,  local news team,  laws,  advertising,  business,  Charlie Sheen,  Sierra Mist,  photos

Episode #07055

The FAA needs to put sleepy air traffic controllers in coach seats, Casio becomes the wristwatch of terrorists, and the postal service prints the wrong Lady Liberty. (03:55)

Tags:  Tip/Wag,  flying,  travel,  sleep,  WikiLeaks,  security,  Guantanamo Bay,  terrorism,  Al Qaeda,  military,  mail/e-mail,  Statue of Liberty,  Las Vegas,  fashion