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Stephen explains what newspapers are to his younger viewers and wonders why they don't have a porn section. (03:28)
Now that USA Today's infographic is in the pocket of Big Suit, Stephen will have to get his news from Snapple caps. (02:36)
A Frenchman sues a drug company for making him a gay sex addict, and clowns increase a woman's chance of conception. (06:51)
Mother Earth is out to get us. Put your Styrofoam cup in your ivory cup holder and help Stephen fight back! (04:45)
Franklin Graham calls Islam an evil religion that practices murder, and white people are getting outprayed. (01:36)
Stephen says goodnight while reading The USA Today. (00:07)
The USA Today celebrates environmental consciousness by printing a special Earth Day bonus pullout. (01:36)
Either there are two completely different Barack Obamas, or conservative pundits are attacking him no matter what he does. (05:26)
It's sad when only six percent of parents would knock someone over to grab the last toy for their kids. (01:22)
The USA Today smears the dirigible industry based on the technicality that the ships explode. (01:52)
Stephen saves the environment by donating his old iPod to an endangered mountain snail. (02:10)
The Obamas' epic search for a dog inspired Stephen to write his own children's book. (01:28)
We need ambition, self-confidence and extreme good looks to rebuild America. (03:08)
Bob Graham says Pakistan's nuclear arsenal and unstable government make a perfect bioterrorism storm. (05:21)
The candidates face off in a town-hall-style debate. Stephen can't wait for their music-hall-style debate "Oklabama!" (00:28)
Stephen is selling counterfeit Starbucks receipts for any date you want. (01:31)
The "Save Our Starbucks" campaign is the kind of grass-roots activism Stephen likes -- the kind that helps sprawling corporate behemoths. (02:18)
Yes, we need offshore drilling, but what about off-porch drilling? (03:06)
If Stephen is going to play any Smurf in the new Smurfs movie, it'll be Ballsy Smurf. (2:34)
Hillary Clinton will not catch Barack Obama in the popular vote, and Obama now leads in superdelegates, but the contest will continue. (1:18)