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Tip/Wag - Cigarette Tax, Abortion Waiting Period & Bargain Travelers

New Hampshire cuts its cigarette tax, South Dakota requires a waiting period for abortions, and thrifty terrorists pose a security threat. (05:14)

Tags:  Tip/WagNew HampshireSouth Dakotasmokingtaxesalcoholsloganshealthlawsabortionmen/womengunsUmar Farouk Abdul MutallabterrorismDetroitflyingmoneyprofilingtravel

Aired: 03/28/2011 | Views: 33,682

The Word - Faux 'N' Tell

If the underwear bomber was weak enough to give intelligence when he wasn't tortured, imagine what he would have said under duress. (06:02)

Tags:  The WordObama administrationscandalsinterrogationsUmar Farouk Abdul MutallabterrorismFBIintelligencetortureMitch McConnellliterary references

Aired: 02/08/2010 | Views: 73,894

Failure to Connect the Dots

Stephen shows how easy it is to connect the dots to the underwear bomber on his T.G.I. Jihad's placemat. (01:57)

Tags:  Umar Farouk Abdul MutallabterrorismBarack Obamasecuritytoys & games

Aired: 01/07/2010 | Views: 45,784

Night of Terror - The Crapification of the American Pant-Scape

Airport crotch screening won't be inconvenient for frequent travelers who have a government-issued photo ID of their balls. (02:13)

Tags:  Special Reportterrorismflying24-hour newsmongeringphotossecurityballsUmar Farouk Abdul Mutallab

Aired: 01/05/2010 | Views: 20,086

The Word - Ideal or No Deal

Every time a young Muslim man arrives at the airport, the TSA should respectfully take him aside and give him an involuntary colonoscopy. (03:41)

Tags:  The WordterrorismAl QaedasecuritypunditsprofilingflyingstereotypesUmar Farouk Abdul Mutallab

Aired: 01/05/2010 | Views: 49,787

Better Know an Enemy - Yemen

Stephen wants to scare the crap out of you about Yemen with his new high-definition magic monitor. (06:22)

Tags:  Better KnowYemenSpecial Reportterrorismwar on terrorwarsJoe LiebermanFox Newsmongeringinternational affairsJimmytechnologyUmar Farouk Abdul MutallabSnoopytouch screen

Aired: 01/05/2010 | Views: 30,518

Genitalia Bomb Threat

Terrorists will be able to fool the TSA full-body scans by designing a bomb that looks like genitalia. (01:53)

Tags:  terrorismflyingbombssecuritynuditysex toysUmar Farouk Abdul Mutallabpenisesballs

Aired: 01/04/2010 | Views: 34,359