Episode #08057

Although surely wonderful in their own way, members of the shelter dog underclass are just not Kennel Club material. (03:11)

Tags:  Westminster Dog Show,  dogs,  pets,  food,  sexual advances,  lookin' good,  advertising,  royalty,  wealth,  balls,  discrimination,  Valentine's Day,  holidays,  Shepard Smith,  Heaven

Episode #08056

Stephen encourages members of Colbert Nation and their lovers to stop by Ben & Jerry's on February 14, 2012, for a free scoop of Americone Dream. (04:43)

Tags:  Valentine's Day,  holidays,  Americone Dream,  Ben & Jerry's,  Jimmy Fallon,  mail/e-mail,  Colbert Nation,  asses,  weight/obesity,  fights,  competitions,  friends,  food,  death,  animals,  appearances,  crying,  puking,  under the desk,  advertising,  poop & pee

Episode #08054

Ben & Jerry's releases a 2012 election year package that equates the dominance of Americone Dream with that of the Colbert Super PAC. (04:57)

Tags:  Americone Dream,  Colbert Nation,  Colbert Super PAC,  collectibles,  Valentine's Day,  holidays,  Jimmy Fallon,  Ben & Jerry's,  competitions,  challenges,  the heroes,  food,  gross-out,  photos,  facial hair,  kids,  Fear Factor,  Conan O'Brien,  health,  crying,  costumes,  weight/obesity,  charity,  friends,  fights,  audience interaction,  money,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012

Episode #07021

Stephen believes the same shadowy forces behind the uprising in Egypt are also responsible for the disappearance of King Tut's penis. (05:34)

Tags:  Mysteries of the Ancient Unknown,  Egypt,  King Tut,  Hosni Mubarak,  penises,  history,  Valentine's Day,  holidays,  scandals,  protests,  international affairs,  dictators,  dating,  Las Vegas,  Glenn Beck,  Bill O'Reilly,  Papa Bear,  conspiracies,  Jimmy

Episode #05030

Stephen doesn't like the idea of putting all these roses out on the streets with their pointy thorns. (01:48)

Tags:  South Carolina,  guns,  Sweetness,  Valentine's Day,  weapons,  police business

Stephen explores love and lust with feminists, authors and interns. (6:47)

Tags:  Valentine's Day,  interviews,  sex,  feminism,  Jane Fonda,  interns,  Gloria Steinem,  Shere Hite,  Arianna Huffington,  Ariel Levy,  Dan Savage,  Charlize Theron,  People Magazine,  Paulina Porizkova,  Charlene,  Stephen's Sound Advice,  mashups

Episode #04024

Roger Clemens testifies before Congress about HGH, then crushes Congress with his bare hands. (0:35)

Tags:  intro,  Roger Clemens,  Leonard Nimoy,  Valentine's Day

Episode #04024

Stephen puts so-called German comedian Oliver Pocher on notice! (2:21)

Tags:  Who's Riding My Coattails Now?,  Germany,  Oliver Pocher,  On Notice/Dead to Me,  Valentine's Day

Episode #03023

Stephen said China had three times as many people at America and urged the Nation to procreate. It turns out China has four times more, so the need is even greater. (1:30)

Tags:  Valentine's Day,  China,  sex,  marriage

Episode #03023

A New York Times article reports that senior citizens are exploring safe sex. Stephen disapproves, and they're not the only ones Stephen is wishing a sexless Valentine's Day. (2:54)

Tags:  New York Times,  sex,  drugs,  Valentine's Day,  New York City,  birth control,  health,  transportation,  Viagra,  senior citizens

Episode #03017

Banning light bulbs, giant Mexicans babies crossing the border, the Miss America pageant and the misrepresentation of bear hugs are all major threats. (4:33)

Tags:  ThreatDown,  California,  technology,  environment,  Jimmy,  ethnic,  America,  religion,  drugs,  beauty pageants,  Chris Matthews,  holidays,  Valentine's Day,  bears,  food

Episode #02020

In honor of Valentine's Day, Stephen plays a video of a love song he wrote in the 80s. (2:05)

Tags:  Charlene,  music,  Jimmy,  Valentine's Day,  music videos,  songs,  In the Field