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Virus-laden pops have the taste kids love with the proven effectiveness of something licked by a stranger, and one person's poop can restore another person's good bacteria. (05:55)
The American Council on Exercise finds that toning shoes offer no benefits, and pharmaceutical companies create two-for-one combination pills to extend their patents. (06:21)
Stephen puts on Prescott Orthopedics' shin-core toning Placebociser. (00:09)
Prescott ends its proud Vaxa line, the FDA approves Lap-Band surgery for the cheerfully obese, and masturbation calms restless leg syndrome. (06:26)
Stephen alleviates the symptoms of restless leg syndrome with Vacsa-Not-Masturbating. (00:08)
Stephen performs Lasik surgery with a cat and reviews the benefits and side effects of meat-based Vaxa-Goggles. (03:01)
A Frenchman sues a drug company for making him a gay sex addict, and clowns increase a woman's chance of conception. (06:51)
A placebo treats gullible bowel syndrome, scientists find a cure for mouse infertility, and a wild lynx will increase the walking speed of elderly patients. (07:28)
Stephen wins Twitter's first ever Golden Tweet Award and straps on his meat goggles. (03:39)
Researchers find that the sight of red meat calms men down, and cell phones will soon be able to detect STDs. (04:36)
Just because a drug is approved by the FDA doesn't mean it's safe, which is why no Prescott drugs are FDA-approved. (03:57)
Camel introduces tobacco mints, breast milk cures acne, and hallucinogens help the elderly with end-of-life anxiety. (06:20)
An enzyme derived from gangrene treats clenched fingers, and an Internet-connected cap reminds you to take your pills. (05:32)
Cell phones may prevent Alzheimer's, the FDA approves a jet lag remedy, and a new drug boosts the female libido. (05:44)
Dogs help fight diabetes, chocolate milk replaces sports drinks, and swearing after an injury alleviates pain. (05:28)
A sperm bank offers a clearance sale, Canadian researchers invent the PolyPill, and veterans get dirty colonoscopies. (05:45)
For those who want custom babies, but can't afford designer prices, Prescott introduces the Build-A-Baby Workshop. (05:25)
If air with fewer particles will extend your life for five months, logically air with no particles should extend it indefinitely. (05:17)
Stephen gives Congressman Jason Chaffetz a facial. (1:24)
Who is pooping in our pools? Stephen's guess is the elusive Poopacabra. (05:15)