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Seal Team Six takes down Osama bin Laden, Donald Trump decides to run for president "in his mind," and Colbert PAC contends with Viacom lawyers. (05:21)
After a lengthy hearing, heavily peppered with arcane bureaucratic jargon, the FEC allows Stephen to form his Super PAC. (04:06)
The number one objective of the Colbert Super PAC is to get raises for every member of the FEC. (03:47)
Stephen addresses 500 white people on the steps of the FEC after dropping off his legal request to form a super PAC. (07:24)
Stephen wants to know why Viacom won't let him talk about his Super PAC when Karl Rove and Dick Morris can do it on Fox News. (04:20)
Trevor Potter drafts a letter for a media exemption so Stephen can talk about his super PAC. (04:40)
Stephen urges viewers to donate to the Red Cross while he searches for the shared bathroom key under David Letterman's desk. (04:05)
Russ Feingold starts Progressives United to muzzle the voices of minority corporations in the political process. (06:14)
Stephen says goodbye to his dream of starting a Colbert PAC after receiving a letter from Viacom. (03:22)
Jay the Intern's pony is rested, watered and ready to take Stephen's super PAC forms to Washington, D.C. (04:51)
Michael Moore says labor unions are on the ropes because wealthy people have done everything they can to destroy them. (07:17)
Keith Olbermann's essence is deflected into a coffee cup after Stephen's body rejects his power like a pompous kidney. (05:41)
In honor of Martin Luther King Jr., Sears takes 50% off mattresses and Kmart offers free shipping. (03:08)
After Viacom's profits fall by 32%, Stephen cuts his costs by taking on a roommate. (03:04)
Stephen earns 2,634 weeks of workers' comp for severing his head. (00:24)
TV has so little societal value that Bill Gates is willing to pay to provide the most cursory positive messages. (4:56)
Tonight's episode is Stephen's last show before the Emmys and he will expose the truth about Mother Teresa and interview Ed Begley Jr. (0:37)
Andrew Keen, author of "The Cult of the Amateur," believes the Internet has replaced professionals with amateurs. It's certainly true of porn. (5:18)
Following a rare factual error, Stephen must apologize for some things he said after finding out that he did not, in fact, win the lottery. (4:54)
It's so nice to be incredibly, undeniably, unfathomably, inexpressively, securely rich. (3:07)