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The orgy of Black Friday Christmas shopping proves that America is back, and Americans will get their gifts by any means necessary. (03:25)
A good Supreme Court justice is a Constitutional scholar first, and a time traveling mind reader second. (03:47)
The Supreme Court has big news for Wal-Mart, animals respond to advertising, and Alexandra Pelosi talks about her documentary on becoming a U.S. citizens. (00:31)
The Supreme Court throws out a class action lawsuit brought against Wal-Mart by its female employees, setting a precedent for gender-equal powerlessness against corporations. (04:03)
Documents reveal Osama bin Laden's immaculate financial records, and Hugh Hefner gets his pipe cleaned while he watches Stephen. (04:54)
DiGiorno packages wyngz, and Wal-Mart helps Michelle Obama in her socialist scheme to end childhood obesity. (04:12)
Leslie Dach confirms the ugly rumors that Wal-Mart is collaborating with the Obama administration to sell fruits and vegetables at a lower price. (04:32)
Stephen wants to convince married couples to breed, helps small business owners and gives Dan Savage a wedgie. (00:30)
Stephen apologizes to everyone at his neighborhood Wal-Mart who may have been offended by his wrongful interpretation of what Black Friday means. (02:39)
Wall Street prepares to trickle down on poor people, Nintendo goes to court, and Quincy Jones wants a Latin Grammy. (00:36)
Loyola Law School inflates grades, Texas can't afford new science textbooks, and Wal-Mart helps its workers get college degrees. (06:43)
Green Day discusses Wal-Mart's censorship and considers covering one of Stephen's patriotic songs. (05:13)
Green Day performs "Know Your Enemy" from their latest album, "21st Century Breakdown." (03:26)
Tonight's episode features dancing with dogs, biblical scholar/food writer Bruce Feiler, Wal-Mart's deadly secret and cross words for The New York Times. (0:31)
Stephen called the war on Wal-Mart before The New York Times did. (2:24)