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Norwegian Muslish Gunman's Islam-Esque Atrocity

Episode #07095

Just because Norway's confessed murderer is a blond, blue-eyed, Norwegian-born, anti-Muslim crusader doesn't mean he's not a swarthy, ululating madman. (05:09)

Tags:  NorwayterrorismmurderprofilingAnders BreivikviolenceChristianAl QaedaWall Street Journalmediaprint mediaJimmytruthinessIslamicAsianJennifer RubinRupert MurdochscandalsapologiesHarry Potterthe heroesstereotypesmongering

Aired: 07/25/2011 | Views: 478,044

Obama Calls the Republican Bluff

Episode #07089

Stephen asks Naftali Bendavid if Barack Obama is calling the Republicans' bluff because they've publicly said they're bluffing. (04:39)

Tags:  Naftali BendavidappearancesMitch McConnellBarack ObamaEric CantorCongressRepublicansgamblingdebteconomyconservativegovernmenttaxesAmericaJohn BoehnerWall Street Journalmental healthcompetitionsblogs/podcasts

Aired: 07/13/2011 | Views: 22,175

Era of American Dental Exceptionalism Is Over

Episode #07028

The plummeting number of toothpaste varieties infringes on Stephen's right to brush each of his 32 teeth with its own individual toothpaste. (03:25)

Tags:  Wall Street Journalprint mediadentalsongsmusicdeathTechnical Difficulties

Aired: 02/24/2011 | Views: 64,355

Snooki Halloween Costume & Spooky Rally Song

Episode #06136

The Wall Street Journal features a drawing of Snooki, and Stephen sings a spooky song that will make Jon Stewart drop a load of reason in his pants. (04:49)

Tags:  Rally to Restore SanityMarch to Keep Fear AliveJon StewartSnookichallengessongsWall Street Journalprint mediaHalloweenholidayscostumesreality showsphotoskittensDonorsChoose.orgkidsartJimmy

Aired: 10/27/2010 | Views: 50,565

Who's Riding My Coattails Now? - iPad Suit Pocket

Episode #06071

While the Wall Street Journal was ignoring Stephen's contribution to men's fashion, he invented a new kind of pocket. (02:14)

Tags:  Who's Riding My Coattails Now?Wall Street JournalfashioninventionslawsuitsAppletechnologyfights

Aired: 06/03/2010 | Views: 79,182

Confirming Elena

Episode #06068

The New York Post isn't saying Elena Kagan is a lesbian, it's just asking the question next to a photo of her playing softball. (04:23)

Tags:  Elena KaganSupreme Courtgay/homosexualRupert MurdochWall Street JournalNew York PostFox NewsEliot Spitzermediafood

Aired: 05/13/2010 | Views: 42,749

Iran Begins Enriching Uranian

Episode #06024

We thought Iran was only enriching uranium, but according to The Wall Street Journal, they've begun enriching uranian. (01:44)

Tags:  IranMahmoud AhmadinejadnuclearweaponsanniversariesWall Street Journal

Aired: 02/11/2010 | Views: 39,834

Goldman Sachs Does God's Work

Episode #05145

Despite collecting the highest salary on Wall Street, Goldman Sachs CEO Lloyd Blankfein never forgets he's a blue-collar guy doing God's work. (02:39)

Tags:  economybusinessunemploymentmoneyWall Street JournalphotosGoldman SachsLloyd Blankfeinwealth

Aired: 11/11/2009 | Views: 32,229

Give Stephen an iPhone

Episode #03087

Stephen was outraged to find out that three major newspapers received iPhones before he did, so he reviewed an imaginary one and gave it zero stars. (2:08)

Tags:  New York TimesWall Street JournalUSA TodaytechnologySteve JobsiPhone

Aired: 06/27/2007 | Views: 2,989

Ferrari List

Episode #03065

As Stephen was getting ready to buy a new Ferrari, he learned that there's a shortage and a waiting list. Luckily, he's next in line on a kidney list and willing to trade. (2:30)

Tags:  JesusWall Street JournalChinahealthmoney

Aired: 05/14/2007 | Views: 40,511

Who's Not Honoring Me Now? - Pulitzer

Episode #03051

According to the Pulitzer's, Henry Ward Beecher is the Most Famous Man in America, but the last time Stephen checked, he didn't have a diet named after him or a sex tape. (3:36)

Tags:  Who's Not Honoring Me Now?Pulitzer PrizeWall Street JournalDaniel HenningerKareem Abdul-JabbarHiphopketball: A JazzebrationOrnette ColemanFox Newsgay/homosexualanimals

Aired: 04/18/2007 | Views: 5,223