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Eric McCormack ad-libs, Andy Cohen fears silence, Maurice Sendak threatens Stephen, Anna Wintour talks beauty, North Carolina bans same-sex marriage, and Jesus is unquotable. (04:10)
Chen Guangcheng flees China, Diane Keaton goads Stephen, Paul Ryan fibs, Richard Branson alters ice cubes, Jonathan Haidt backs psychology, and Buzz Aldrin honors Stephen. (04:11)
Arizona law revises pregnancy, Stephen plugs "I Am a Pole (And So Can You!)", men lose interest in sex, Michael Sandel explores the market, and Barack Obama needs youth votes. (04:09)
The GSA's Jeff Neely keeps quiet, Jonah Lehrer talks creativity, Mitt Romney seeks a running mate, Tennessee updates abstinence laws, and bologna hits the black market. (04:07)
Easter is the Super Bowl of Christianity, anti-discrimination laws face repeal, Hilary Rosen attacks Ann Romney, and First Lady Michelle Obama discusses military sacrifice. (04:07)
The Colbert Super PAC Super Fun Pack goes on sale, Ham Rove gets ready for jail, and Nikki Haley stumps Stephen. (04:09)
Geraldo Rivera condemns hoodies, Obamacare makes it to the Supreme Court, and Stephen stumps Mark Ruffalo. (04:09)
Jeff Foxworthy campaigns with Mitt Romney, Stephen supports Goldman Sachs, and Rick Santorum speaks from his heart. (04:09)
Rush Limbaugh apologizes to Sandra Fluke, GOP candidates woo blue collar viewers, Stephen postpones loving Mitt Romney, and Herman Cain's avant-garde ad inspires Stephen. (04:09)
Barack Obama pushes higher education, the Colbert Report airs its 1,000th show, Stephen demands that men get transurethral ultrasounds, and the GOP sets its sights on Jeb Bush. (04:06)
Joan Rivers suspects Stephen of getting plastic surgery, Nancy Pelosi attacks Colbert Super PAC, Stephen swears off conquistador high fives, and Mormons convert deceased Jews. (04:07)
Jeremy Lin captivates America, Stephen writes Jimmy Fallon a heartfelt Valentine, and contraceptives prevent the Lord from getting action. (02:07)
Stephen repossesses the Colbert Super PAC, Sarah Palin makes a spiteful endorsement, Mitt Romney takes Florida, and Newt Gingrich faces a copyright infringement lawsuit. (04:08)
Herman Cain sings at the South Cain-olina Primary Rally, Rick Santorum panders to the elderly, Maurice Sendak praises Stephen's idiocy, and Newt Gingrich reimagines the moon. (04:09)
The Colbert Super PAC attacks Mitt Romney, Jennifer Granholm unveils her past, Stephen announces his South Cain-olina Primary Rally, and Rick Perry drops out of the GOP race. (04:07)
Rick Santorum makes an ethnic gaffe, Rush Limbaugh speculates on White House activities, Stephen wonders about Mitt Romney, and Jon Stewart acquires the Colbert Super PAC. (04:08)
Bernie Sanders fights to overturn the Citizens United decision, Newt Gingrich contends with negative campaign ads, and Pat Robertson gets the scoop from God. (03:08)
Norway suffers a butter shortage, Donald Trump pulls out of his debate, General Ray Odierno marks the end of the Iraq War, and Fox News confuses Mitt Romney with Barack Obama. (04:08)
Herman Cain scraps his campaign, Donald Trump plans to moderate a GOP debate, Stephen sets the date for his own debate, and Rick Perry puts out a controversial ad. (04:08)
A woman pepper sprays fellow shoppers, the Catholic Church adopts a new translation of the Mass, Barney Frank announces his retirement, and Lori Klein defends Herman Cain. (04:08)