Episode #08090

Pheromone parties encourage premarital smelling, and Arizona lawmakers declare that pregnancy begins two weeks before conception. (04:22)

Tags:  Tip/Wag,  men/women,  Arizona,  dating,  sex,  pregnancy,  Republicans,  gross-out,  abortion,  Doris Kearns Goodwin,  apologies,  vaginas,  menstrual cycle,  laws,  Nana & Pee-Pop,  balls,  penises,  Mozart,  under the desk,  cracks up,  mental health,  birth control,  partying,  music

Episode #08063

Indiana Representative Bob Morris comes down on Girl Scouts' radical agenda, and New Hampshire Representative Kyle Jones repeals labor lunch break laws. (04:13)

Tags:  Bob Morris,  Kyle Jones,  conservative,  Scouts,  liberal,  left-wing,  Republicans,  conspiracies,  abortion,  gay/homosexual,  Internet,  laws,  work/office,  labor,  cannibalism,  Constitution,  Mitt Romney,  Mitch Daniels,  death,  Mormon,  candidates,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  mongering,  New Hampshire,  Indiana,  kids,  Mr. Smith Goes to the State Legislature,  government

Episode #08039

Rick Santorum catches the notice of the most influential voice of the 19th century: George Will. (03:02)

Tags:  Rick Santorum,  George Will,  drinking games,  Michele Bachmann,  Rick Perry,  money,  fundraising,  abortion,  print media,  under the desk,  alcohol,  Indecision 2012,  candidates,  Republicans

Episode #08027

The iPhone's archconservative voice recognition assistant, Siri, can neither locate an abortion clinic in Manhattan nor understand foreigners. (03:16)

Tags:  iPhone,  conservative,  technology,  Apple,  abortion,  New York City,  Laura Ingraham,  Herman Cain,  scandals,  adultery,  candidates,  immigration,  impressions,  Scottish,  German,  Mexican,  Spanish,  discrimination,  international affairs,  British,  royalty

Episode #07078

There's no better way to show the horrors of universal health care than with the release of "The Texas Chainsaw Medicare." (04:07)

Tags:  The Word,  Republicans,  conservative,  movies,  abortion,  vegetarians,  gay/homosexual,  health,  insurance,  voting,  elections,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  marriage,  monsters

Episode #07068

Aaron Schock believes fetuses have the right to bear arms and acknowledges his six-pack abs. (04:41)

Tags:  Better Know a District,  Aaron Schock,  Congress,  Illinois,  Republicans,  on location,  lookin' good,  Second Amendment,  guns,  abortion,  exercise,  cracks up,  Jimmy,  dieting,  print media,  BKAD

Episode #07050

Stephen celebrates Jon Kyl's groundbreaking excuse-planation by tweeting round-the-clock non-facts about him. (03:43)

Tags:  Jon Kyl,  Twitter,  Internet,  Colbert Nation,  Congress,  abortion,  Planned Parenthood,  men/women,  health,  lying

Episode #07049

Obama celebrates at the Lincoln Memorial, Jon Kyl rounds up abortion statistics to the nearest 90, and "Fox & Friends" explains why there's no need for Planned Parenthood. (05:36)

Tags:  Jon Kyl,  Fox & Friends,  Fox News,  Brown-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy,  Brian Kilmeade,  Steve Doocy,  Planned Parenthood,  Congress,  Barack Obama,  slogans,  abortion,  men/women,  health,  government,  economy,  money,  media,  cracks up,  Jimmy

Episode #07041

New Hampshire cuts its cigarette tax, South Dakota requires a waiting period for abortions, and thrifty terrorists pose a security threat. (05:14)

Tags:  Tip/Wag,  New Hampshire,  South Dakota,  smoking,  taxes,  alcohol,  slogans,  health,  laws,  abortion,  men/women,  guns,  Umar Farouk Abdul Mutallab,  terrorism,  Detroit,  flying,  money,  profiling,  travel

Episode #07011

Ron Reagan helps Stephen remember that his father raised taxes and provided amnesty to illegal immigrants. (04:48)

Tags:  Ronald Reagan,  interviews,  books,  Ron Reagan,  liberal,  parents,  growing up,  Republicans,  taxes,  immigration,  abortion,  health,  birthdays

Episode #06017

Harold Ford Jr. maintains his consistent pro-choice position and explains why he changed his mind about gay marriage. (06:24)

Tags:  Harold Ford Jr.,  interviews,  Colbert Bump,  New York,  abortion,  same-sex marriage,  lookin' good,  flip-flopper,  campaigns

Episode #06013

Harold Ford Jr. has the musky sack to not only change his address but also his political views. (03:20)

Tags:  Alpha Dog of the Week,  Harold Ford Jr.,  New York,  abortion,  same-sex marriage,  gay/homosexual,  flip-flopper,  New York City,  New York Post,  Alan Colmes,  media,  Matt Lauer

Episode #05156

Andy Schlafly invites the best of the public to translate the Bible on Conservapedia. (07:18)

Tags:  Andy Schlafly,  interviews,  Internet,  Wikipedia,  conservative,  Bible,  abortion,  Jesus,  liberal,  Colbert Nation

Episode #05092

If Republicans want to stop Sonia Sotomayor's nomination, they must accuse her of bigotry, uncover her secrets and make her weigh in on abortion. (06:19)

Tags:  Stephen's Sound Advice,  Sonia Sotomayor,  Supreme Court,  Republicans,  Lindsey Graham,  racism,  discrimination,  Richard Nixon,  Rush Limbaugh,  movies,  nudity,  drugs,  marijuana,  Pat Buchanan,  George W. Bush,  abortion,  pregnancy,  trials/hearings,  vaginas,  history,  Robert Bork

Episode #05050

Stephen may have chemistry with Congressman Aaron Schock, but he's keeping it professional. (06:58)

Tags:  Better Know a District,  Illinois,  Aaron Schock,  appearances,  lookin' good,  stimulus package,  Congress,  Second Amendment,  Abraham Lincoln,  guns,  abortion,  on location,  business,  Barack Obama,  sexual advances,  let's move on,  STDs,  fraternity/sorority,  socialism,  Republicans

Episode #02103

Ramesh Ponnuru explains how activist judges and embryonic stem cell research contribute to the Democrats status as the party of death. (5:29)

Tags:  Ramesh Ponnuru,  interviews,  Joe Lieberman,  Al Qaeda,  Iraq,  Democrats,  books,  Ann Coulter,  science,  National Review,  cloning,  abortion