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Anderson Cooper's Phallus Party Accusation

Anderson Cooper nails Stephen for covering old news, so Stephen breaks a shocking story Anderson Cooper doesn't want you to know about. (04:14)

Tags:  Anderson CooperCNNpenisestouch screenapologiesconspiraciesDenvermediaprint mediagravitasJimmyMysteries of the Ancient UnknownpartyingphotosfightsEdward R. Murrow

Aired: 12/13/2011 | Views: 38,465

Barney Frank's Retirement

The Tennessee Tea Party says goodbye to Barney Frank with a derogatory tweet. (03:38)

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Aired: 11/30/2011 | Views: 21,620

Better Know a District - Massachusetts' 4th - Barney Frank Update

Stephen honors Barney Frank's retirement from Congress with an encore presentation of his second ever Better Know a District. (03:53)

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Aired: 11/30/2011 | Views: 18,270

Indecision 2012 - CBS Snubs Michele Bachmann

CBS News' political director John Dickerson unintentionally copies a Michele Bachmann staffer on an e-mail dismissing the GOP candidate. (03:51)

Tags:  Michele BachmannCBS Newsmail/e-mailmedialiberalconservativepollsHerman CainphotosnudityapologiesDoris Kearns GoodwinIndecisionIndecision 2012candidatescampaignsRepublicanscrackfundraising

Aired: 11/14/2011 | Views: 42,648

Seth Meyers

Seth Meyers believes that "Saturday Night Live"'s Weekend Update provides an alternative for Americans unfulfilled by mainstream news options. (05:41)

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Aired: 11/08/2011 | Views: 41,086

Colbert Super PAC - "Corporations Are People" - Frank Luntz

Frank Luntz helps Stephen make the idea that corporations are people appealing to Americans. (05:44)

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Aired: 10/24/2011 | Views: 24,770

Sign Off - Sixth Anniversary Portrait

In honor of The Report's sixth anniversary, Stephen unveils his latest portrait, and New York's Chelsea Market exhibits behind-the-scenes photos from the show. (02:26)

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Aired: 10/18/2011 | Views: 9,471

Colbert Super PAC SHH! - Apology to Ham Rove

To undo the damage he has unwittingly done to Karl Rove's otherwise spotless reputation, Stephen issues a rare clarification. (06:11)

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Aired: 10/06/2011 | Views: 45,308

Herman Cain 2012

Herman Cain picks up all the voters who don't like Mitt Romney, used to like Rick Perry and can't have Chris Christie. (02:59)

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Aired: 10/05/2011 | Views: 27,025

Herman Cain 2012 - Gay Choice

Herman Cain thinks homosexuality is a choice, which means that, every day, Herman Cain gets up and chooses not to be gay. (04:13)

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Aired: 10/05/2011 | Views: 49,284

Bocephus' Eternal Question

ESPN robs Americans of the proper football preparation procedures, so Stephen takes it upon himself to compose a Monday Night Football theme. (04:36)

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Aired: 10/04/2011 | Views: 64,910

The Word - Labor Chains

Some states have found a great way to discourage illegal immigrants from coming to America and squatting out a freedom fetus. (05:06)

Tags:  immigrationpregnancyRick Perrydebateskidsparentsborder securityeducationcollegediscriminationconservativeRepublicansJimmymen/womenlaborphotosAmericaMexicoMexicanethnicArizonamongeringpolice businessTennesseecrimeprisonsupernaturaldoctorsfoodcrimeflagsEmmy AwardsapologiesSofia VergaraHeroe$ Crawl

Aired: 09/28/2011 | Views: 31,217

Atone Phone - John Lithgow Calls

John Lithgow calls the Atone Phone to do character research for an Ibsen play. (05:11)

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Aired: 09/28/2011 | Views: 20,057

Radiohead

Radiohead discuss their British invasion, their anti-corporate beliefs and the benefits of their self-distribution model. (05:00)

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Aired: 09/26/2011 | Views: 48,747

This Weak in National Secowardty

Whenever terrorists come up with a new way to attack air travel, the TSA finds innovative ways to overreact, but all that security is about to disappear. (05:33)

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Aired: 09/07/2011 | Views: 26,557

Michele Bachmann's Natural Disaster Metaphor

In Michele Bachmann's metaphor, God represents the American people, politicians represent themselves, and the hurricane represents the earthquake. (03:32)

Tags:  natural disastersweatherfoodapologiesgay/homosexualNew ZealandvacationsreligiontelevangelismMichele BachmanncandidatesRepublicansGodmediaWashington DCAbraham LincolnThomas JeffersonsexHeroe$ Crawl

Aired: 09/06/2011 | Views: 56,930

Colbert Super PAC - Frank Luntz Commits to the PAC

Frank Luntz will help Stephen create a Colbert Super PAC ad that works for Democrats and Republicans and scores with the South and the North. (07:10)

Tags:  Frank LuntzappearancesbookspunditsFox NewsColbert Super PAClookin' goodenergytruthinessadvertisingbusinessapologiesmoneyfundraisingDemocratsRepublicansviolenceanimalsdrugsthe heroesconservativevisually impaired

Aired: 08/16/2011 | Views: 34,180

Colbert Super PAC - Stephen Apologizes to WOI in Des Moines

Stephen apologizes to ABC's Des Moines affiliate station, WOI: it turns out their general manager, Ray Cole, has touched Stephen's Emmy. (02:39)

Tags:  Colbert Super PACapologieslocal news teammediaEmmy Awardsadvertisingkidspoop & peethe heroesIowaABC

Aired: 08/15/2011 | Views: 27,920

Helium Runs Out

With America's helium supply dwindling, the country has no choice but to hunt balloons in the wild. (03:10)

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Aired: 07/27/2011 | Views: 20,603

Sign Off - Surveillance Drone Crash

Stephen operates and crashes a semi-autonomous flying surveillance drone. (00:26)

Tags:  sign offtechnologyscienceflyingtoys & gamesapologiesmilitarydemonstrationsMissy Cummings

Aired: 07/27/2011 | Views: 9,987