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Intro - 5/10/12

Episode #08101

Innovations change crime fighting, Wisconsin braves government turmoil, and Dr. Francis Collins explores HBO's obesity documentary. (00:39)

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Aired: 05/10/2012 | Views: 24,927
Watch FULL EPISODE May 10, 2012 — Guest: Dr. Francis Collins

ThreatDown - Interdimensional Black People, Gay Strokes & Manipulative Sicko Monkeys

Episode #08101

Minorities use black hole time travel for revenge, strokes suddenly turn people gay, and a zoo is nothing but monkey prison. (06:25)

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Aired: 05/10/2012 | Views: 32,455
Watch FULL EPISODE May 10, 2012 — Guest: Dr. Francis Collins

Francis Collins

Episode #08101

Dr. Francis Collins talks about America's weight problem, evolution and the holistic way to confront obesity. (06:28)

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Aired: 05/10/2012 | Views: 16,807
Watch FULL EPISODE May 10, 2012 — Guest: Dr. Francis Collins

Richard Branson-Shaped Ice Cubes

Episode #08096

Sir Richard Branson commissions four skilled designers to create an ice cube mold in the shape of his head. (03:28)

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Aired: 05/02/2012 | Views: 22,208
Watch FULL EPISODE May 2, 2012 — Guest: Jonathan Haidt

Diane Keaton

Episode #08094

Oscar-winning actress Diane Keaton skirts Stephen's questions and misinterprets a backstage hug. (06:15)

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Aired: 04/30/2012 | Views: 74,240
Watch FULL EPISODE April 30, 2012 — Guest: Diane Keaton

Rush Limbaugh Apologizes to Sandra Fluke

Episode #08066

The lamestream media jumps down Rush Limbaugh's throat for calling one woman he never met a "slut" and a "prostitute," and 12 advertisers pull support from his show. (06:24)

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Aired: 03/05/2012 | Views: 291,615

Intro - 2/20/12

Episode #08058

Stephen quells wild Internet rumors about his time off and puts Joan Rivers' outrageous speculation to rest. (03:12)

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Aired: 02/20/2012 | Views: 303,496

Mitt Romney & Donald Trump in Michigan

Episode #08058

Mitt Romney attempts to connect to Michigan voters and brings out the biggest, tannest, most leathery gun of them all: Donald Trump. (06:53)

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Aired: 02/20/2012 | Views: 39,404

William Broad

Episode #08057

The New York Times' William Broad explores the sexual benefits of yoga as well as its potential health risks. (05:41)

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Aired: 02/14/2012 | Views: 16,777

Stephen Colbert's Free Americone Dream Day

Episode #08056

Stephen encourages members of Colbert Nation and their lovers to stop by Ben & Jerry's on February 14, 2012, for a free scoop of Americone Dream. (04:43)

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Aired: 02/13/2012 | Views: 23,037

Grim Colberty Tales with Maurice Sendak Pt. 1

Episode #08049

Author and illustrator Maurice Sendak contemplates the complexity of children and the simplicity of Newt Gingrich. (07:32)

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Aired: 01/24/2012 | Views: 618,497

Jon Huntsman Out, Rick Santorum In

Episode #08044

Jon Huntsman goes back to the Land's End catalog he came from, and Southern Evangelicals get behind Rick Santorum. (04:36)

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Aired: 01/16/2012 | Views: 40,860

Intro - 1/5/12

Episode #08039

A new tool aids in the war on terror, a TV host speaks to God, and Steve Case talks about his latest Internet venture. (00:33)

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Aired: 01/05/2012 | Views: 23,825

Steve Case

Episode #08039

AOL co-founder Steve Case believes that a generational shift away from ownership and toward community sharing is taking place. (05:14)

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Aired: 01/05/2012 | Views: 17,126

A Look Back - November 2011

Stephen urges Occupy Wall Streeters to accept corporations as people, craps on Jimmy Fallon's Ben & Jerry's flavor and reveals Mitt Romney's safe word. (04:12)

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Aired: 12/26/2011 | Views: 34,666

A Look Back - September 2011

God punishes the mid-Atlantic states for gayness, Sarah Palin speaks out against government jobs, and John Lithgow looks for Nordic lesbians. (04:13)

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Aired: 12/26/2011 | Views: 35,404

Trump's Cancellation & Stephen's South Carolina Serious, Classy Re-Announcement

Episode #08034

To honor the memory of Donald Trump mattering, Stephen re-announces Stephen Colbert's South Carolina Serious, Classy Republican Debate. (04:54)

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Aired: 12/13/2011 | Views: 39,533

Stephen Colbert's South Carolina Serious, Classy Republican Debate - Save the Date

Episode #08031

To fill the enormous void left by Donald Trump's debate debacle, Stephen sets the date of his GOP debate in stone. (03:36)

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Aired: 12/07/2011 | Views: 43,310

Mysteries of the Ancient Unknown - 2012 End of Times

Episode #08029

Self-proclaimed Third Eagle of the Apocalypse William Tapley shares his Denver International Airport conspiracy theory. (08:17)

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Aired: 12/05/2011 | Views: 90,609

On Topic - Political Players - The Media

Stephen calls out the lamestream media for "Boob Week" and other cheap ratings gropes. (03:56)

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Aired: 11/21/2011 | Views: 28,105