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Cheating Death - Bacon Cure for Nosebleeds & Sound Wave Sterility

Episode #08070

Scientists find another use for lifesaving bacon, and ultrasound shuts down sperm production in rat testes. (05:05)

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Aired: 03/12/2012 | Views: 21,103

Alabama's Migrant Workers

Episode #08011

Alabama tries to free up farm jobs for Americans by strengthening immigration laws, but there's a small hiccup in the plan. (06:00)

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Aired: 10/26/2011 | Views: 87,238

The Word - Death and Taxes

Episode #07118

If Americans don't find someone to pay the government's tab soon, Congress may get desperate enough to do the unthinkable. (04:31)

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Aired: 09/20/2011 | Views: 64,663

Thought for Food - Chocolate Air, Denny's & Bacon Cologne

Episode #07049

Candy makers put air in their chocolate bars, Denny's celebrates fried pork, and a new fragrance combines essential oils with the essence of bacon. (04:39)

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Aired: 04/11/2011 | Views: 61,157

Stephen Gives Up Catholicism for Lent

Episode #07035

Giving up Catholicism for Lent shows Stephen's devotion to the great religion that he no longer practices. (04:35)

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Aired: 03/09/2011 | Views: 52,129

Eulogy Spot

Episode #07031

Pope Benedict XVI doesn't blame the Jews for Jesus' death, and anti-Obama obituaries give a new voice to America's silent majority. (02:27)

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Aired: 03/02/2011 | Views: 30,842

On Topic - The Seven Deadly Sins - Gluttony

Stephen loves to explore the world of processed food and America's greatest pastime: eating to excess. (04:23)

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Aired: 02/07/2011 | Views: 46,404

Better Know a Lobby - American Meat Institute

Episode #06104

J. Patrick Boyle believes Americans are great people, but he doesn't agree that they would make quality meat. (06:59)

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Aired: 08/17/2010 | Views: 47,161

Jonathan Safran Foer

Episode #06021

Jonathan Safran Foer says the U.S. farm system is perfectly antithetical to American values. (05:22)

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Aired: 02/08/2010 | Views: 125,990

Simon Schama

Episode #05084

Simon Schama admits that out of all the countries' histories he's covered, the United States has the greatest. (06:45)

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Aired: 06/22/2009 | Views: 18,423

Operation Iraqi Stephen - Tip/Wag - Jim Webb, Home Lasers & KBR

Episode #05079

Jim Webb's Marine background makes it difficult thank the Army, while Stephen tips his hat to a wrinkle-blasting laser and the contractors who built his set. (03:47)

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Aired: 06/11/2009 | Views: 51,000

Enemy Swine: A Pigcalypse Now

Episode #05058

Stephen calms everyone down with his advice on swine flu. (04:51)

Tags:  epidemicshealthmongeringJimmyInternetbaconNooo!apocalypseSusan Boyle

Aired: 04/29/2009 | Views: 27,297

Bears & Balls - Dollar Stores

Episode #04067

If you shop for groceries at dollar stores, you can find bargains on discontinued lunch meats and irregular bacon. (4:21)

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Aired: 05/15/2008 | Views: 75,082

The Metaphor-Off Is On

Episode #03049

Sean Penn picks up the gauntlet after Stephen draws a line in the sand. (2:09)

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Aired: 04/16/2007 | Views: 1,905

Apocalypse Mao: Murdered by the Orient's Success - Chinese New Year 2007

Episode #03022

Each year the date of Chinese New Year is getting earlier and Stephen is concerned that the Chinese are catching up to Americans -- just look at what they did to Chuck Norris! (4:16)

Tags:  Apocalypse MaoChinaChinese New YearbaconBruce LeeChuck NorrisChristie BrinkleyJimmy

Aired: 02/13/2007 | Views: 1,006

Intro - 7/24/06

Episode #02092

Tonight, Ralph Reed loses an election, Howell Raines talks about fly-fishing and Stephen wants more religion in public schools. (0:35)

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Aired: 07/24/2006 | Views: 379

Search for a New Black Friend - Friend Exchange Rate

Episode #02091

Still searching for a new black friend, Stephen explains the friend exchange rate industry standard. (3:00)

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Aired: 07/20/2006 | Views: 2,130

The Word - F#@k

Episode #02043

The number of complaints to the FCC about offensive broadcasting has declined, and Stephen is outraged at the lack of outrage. (3:48)

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Aired: 03/30/2006 | Views: 40,377

The Word - Merrier

Episode #02042

Throughout the bible, polygamy has been just as traditional as monogamy but a lot hotter. (3:40)

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Aired: 03/29/2006 | Views: 1,578

Brokeback Mountain

Episode #02027

The movie "Brokeback Mountain" did not strike Stephen's chord; his chord was untouched. (3:28)

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Aired: 03/02/2006 | Views: 5,647