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ThreatDown - Newscasting Bears

Episode #08098

A Pennsylvania news team shares its backyard weather forecast: partly grizzly with a chance of precipitation in the pants. (02:05)

Tags:  ThreatDownbearslocal news teamweatherJimmyPennsylvaniaanimalsWolf BlitzerAndrew NapolitanoSteve Doocysafetymediapunditsphotos

Aired: 05/07/2012 | Views: 33,822
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Monkey on the Lam - Alabama

Episode #08072

There could be any number of gorillas roaming Hale County, AL, and one can only assume they voted for Santorum. (02:47)

Tags:  Monkey on the Lammonkeys!Alabamalocal news teamanimalsprimariesRick Santorumevolutionreligionvotingpoop & peebearsBear GryllsmoviessafetymongeringJesus

Aired: 03/14/2012 | Views: 19,388

ThreatDown - Stoned Pat Robertson, Muslim-American Reality TV & Pampered Bears

Episode #08071

An aging Pat Robertson begins to find his mind, "Shahs of Sunset" seduces viewers with Iranian-American sass, and bears go metrosexual. (07:16)

Tags:  ThreatDownmongeringPat RobertsonmarijuanalegalizationreligionIslamicreality showsbearsexfoliatingTVlookin' gooddrugsmartial artsThe Karate KideconomybailoutsagingJesuswealthballsfacial hairgay/homosexualcostumesIranIsraelMiddle EastAndy CohenThe 700 Club

Aired: 03/13/2012 | Views: 23,277

Intro - 1/11/12

Episode #08042

Mitt Romney takes New Hampshire, threats from space abound, and George Stephanopoulos reviews the week. (00:35)

Tags:  introMitt RomneyprimariesNew HampshireterminationsspacesafetybearsanimalsGeorge Stephanopoulostalk showsBeyonce KnowlessongskidsperformancespregnancyIndecisionIndecision 2012

Aired: 01/11/2012 | Views: 38,148

A Look Back - January 2011

Stephen uncovers the Biblical roots of the Snowpocalypse and translates Rush Limbaugh's Chinese broadcast. (04:46)

Tags:  exclusivesmashupsanimalsIsraelspyingSaudi ArabiaKevin SpaceyJack AbramoffNative AmericanSarah PalinmilitaryDavid HasselhoffRonald ReaganRush LimbaughtranslationsCharlie Roseweathersciencetasersbearsvideo gamesBernard-Henri LevyAmy Chuacats & catsRon ReaganmimesSpider-Man

Aired: 12/19/2011 | Views: 51,873

ThreatDown - Bears in Rehab, Bear Terminators & Sanctimonious Enviro-Bears

Episode #08001

Ukranian bears quit vodka cold turkey, a terminator bear hunts Stephen, and a California black bear steals a Prius. (04:48)

Tags:  ThreatDownbearsanimalsUkrainealcoholrehabanimalsrobotswarsphotosaddictionConnecticuthuntingmoviesCaliforniacars/truckshybridsenvironmentdrivinghuggershippiesAddress the MessJimmy Fallonphotos

Aired: 10/03/2011 | Views: 25,585

World's Oldest Panda Dies

Episode #07066

For too long, the Chinese have been using pandas' cuteness to infiltrate America's heart. (01:16)

Tags:  Chinabearsanimalsdeathmartial artsmoviesconspiracies

Aired: 05/17/2011 | Views: 28,221

On Topic - The Seven Deadly Sins - Anger

Stephen thinks presidents should express our anger for us and vents outrage to a bear at the Humane Society. (02:46)

Tags:  On TopicexclusivesmashupsrageviolenceGreen Daymental healthbears

Aired: 02/07/2011 | Views: 51,172

Current Events - Innocent College Student & Wildlife Taser

Episode #07017

Rancho Cordova police tase an innocent woman, and a wildlife taser apprehends charging bears. (04:07)

Tags:  Current Eventstaserslocal news teampolice businessCaliforniajunk foodfuturecrimebears

Aired: 01/31/2011 | Views: 27,046

Ian Frazier

Episode #06148

Ian Frazier describes being on a train for 52 hours and never leaving the Russian forest. (06:09)

Tags:  Ian FrazierinterviewsbookstravelPaul BunyonRussiaAmerican blankscapeVladimir Putinlookin' goodbearscars/trucksdrivingAmerica

Aired: 11/17/2010 | Views: 14,486

Fear for All Pt. 1

Episode #06137

A gay editor, a Mexican guy, an imam, a grizzly coddler and a possible robot scare the crap out of Stephen. (06:41)

Tags:  Rally to Restore SanityMarch to Keep Fear AliveInternettechnologymongeringgay/homosexualimmigrationIslamicbearsrobotsHispanic

Aired: 10/28/2010 | Views: 107,107

Fear for All Pt. 2

Episode #06137

Stephen knows that Muslims feel anger and gay people are often very sad, but he isn't sure if bears have feelings. (03:59)

Tags:  Rally to Restore SanityMarch to Keep Fear Alivemongeringgay/homosexualimmigrationIslamicbearsrobotsHispanicBritish

Aired: 10/28/2010 | Views: 61,725

Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear Chinatown Bus Tickets

Episode #06133

Since Oprah won't send Stephen's audience to D.C., he buys them tickets for the Shin Wu Chinatown bus. (03:56)

Tags:  March to Keep Fear AliveRally to Restore SanityJon StewartThe Daily ShowOprah Winfreyaudience interactionWashington DCtravelcostumesbearscompetitions

Aired: 10/14/2010 | Views: 66,364

DonorsChoose.org Fear Drawings

Episode #06129

Kids show their gratitude for donations made to DonorsChoose.org with scary drawings of a shark, a logrolling bat and Conan O'Brien. (03:18)

Tags:  March to Keep Fear AliveRally to Restore SanityJon StewartConan O'BriencompetitionsmongeringDonorsChoose.orgkidsartfundraisingbearsclowns

Aired: 10/07/2010 | Views: 32,829

Current Events - Oklahoma Grandma, Dazer Laser & Bears

Episode #06101

Police tase an 86-year-old grandma, twice; the Dazer Laser temporarily blinds suspects; and an Alaskan officer makes a bear breakdance. (05:04)

Tags:  Current EventstasersOklahomasenior citizenspolice businesslawsuitsweaponsvisually impairedbearsAlaskaprofilingJimmyphotos

Aired: 08/11/2010 | Views: 35,567

On Topic - The Environment - Run!!! Animals!!!

It's not just bears that are out to get us, folks. Stephen exposes the animals who are putting our lives and honey in danger. (03:39)

Tags:  exclusivesmashupsOn Topicenvironmentglobal warmingAddress the Messanimalsbearsmonkeys!cats & catssciencesci-fiMonkey on the Lampenisessafety

Aired: 07/19/2010 | Views: 34,141

On Topic - The Environment - Stephen Versus Nature

Mother Earth is out to get us. Put your Styrofoam cup in your ivory cup holder and help Stephen fight back! (04:45)

Tags:  exclusivesmashupsOn Topicenvironmentcats & catsbearsUSA TodayoilanimalsAl GoreAddress the Messglobal warming

Aired: 07/09/2010 | Views: 65,559

Supreme Court Justice Sweetness

Episode #06085

To protect the Second Amendment, President Obama must nominate Stephen's gun, Sweetness, as the next Supreme Court justice. (01:54)

Tags:  Elena KaganSupreme Courttrials/hearingsgunsbearsSecond AmendmentSweetnessI Did It!Jimmyphotosballoons

Aired: 06/29/2010 | Views: 23,523

Australian Sperm Shortage

Episode #06066

Stephen's Formula 401: G'Day Egg! was formulated in the bathroom of an Outback Steakhouse. (02:59)

Tags:  Formula 401AustraliashortagesmasturbationbearsJimmycracks up

Aired: 05/11/2010 | Views: 44,108

Better Know a Riding - Vancouver's South - Ujjal Dosanjh

Episode #06025

Stephen doesn't see race, but he notices that Ujjal Dosanjh doesn't look Canadian. (06:39)

Tags:  Better KnowUjjal DosanjhappearancesOlympicsVancouverCanadaon locationdon't see coloraccept your apologyracismdiversitystereotypeshealthIndianapologiesgay/homosexualbearsculturemy mistakethat's offensivesportsdrugs

Aired: 02/22/2010 | Views: 34,398