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During a Florida town hall meeting, Rick Santorum fails to correct an elderly woman claiming that Barack Obama is an avowed Muslim and a noncitizen. (03:48)
An early version of the Defense Appropriations bill repeals the rule banning bestiality in the military, and the Toronto Zoo's gay penguins turn straight. (05:01)
General Ray Odierno enumerates the reasons why America's employers should hire homecoming Iraq war veterans. (06:00)
Evangelical scientists break up the Bible's most famous couple, and Rick Santorum puts the issue of gay marriage into terms everyday people can understand. (05:09)
When handling budget negotiations, Troll Obama should never have let the Republican billy goats clomp over his bridge. (05:51)
New York State legalizes gay marriage despite Bill O'Reilly warnings about interspecies romance. (03:53)
Up until Rich Iott wears a Nazi uniform, Tea Party candidates can do anything without rebuke from Republican leaders. (03:23)
Kids learn Tea Party values from a coloring book, and the Senate prevents commercials from being played louder than TV shows. (04:01)
Two men set the world record for longest kiss, the koala population suffers from Chlamydia, and hand sanitizer doesn't work. (05:09)
Carl Paladino sends pornographic e-mails to a specific group of friends, and Christine O'Donnell argues that masturbation is adultery. (07:54)
Mike Castle refuses to make cockfighting the official sport of Delaware and believes the violently insane should not have guns. (06:02)
Military contractor David H. Brooks demands a memory-erasing pill that will hide the fact he expensed hookers, porn and plastic surgery. (03:52)
Toyota's Super Bowl ad should have had a talking crocodile plowing his Prius into a herd of sexy zebras. (02:50)
Barry Scheck explains how the Innocence Project uses DNA evidence to exonerate innocent people. (07:40)
Congressman Mike Castle doesn't believe Delaware should allow people to marry chickens. (07:56)
Chellie Pingree doesn't have to explain why Portland has the nation's third largest concentration of women living together -- it's just hot. (05:22)
Tony Romo breaks up with Jessica Simpson, an Olympic hopeful opens a brothel, and Stephen loves the taste of Bud Light. (05:20)