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The Word - Don't Ask, Don't Show & Tell

Episode #08094

Missouri lawmakers want to ban homosexuality discussions in schools because finding out that homosexuality exists is a slippery slope to tolerating it. (04:45)

Tags:  The Wordgay/homosexualcontroversieseducationMissourilawsschoolkidsgrowing upRepublicansdiscriminationcivil rightsbestialityNeil Patrick HarrisCraigslistsexual advancespollsTVcensorshipsame-sex marriagemarriage

Aired: 04/30/2012 | Views: 52,369
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David Page

Episode #08074

Dr. David Page, director of the Whitehead Institute for Biomedical Research, defends the Y chromosome in the face of enumerable challenges and insults to its character. (07:38)

Tags:  David Pagedemonstrationsinterviewsgeneticssciencefutureevolutionreligionmen/womensexhistoryJimmymonkeys!bestiality

Aired: 03/26/2012 | Views: 13,570

Exclusive - David Page Extended Interview

Episode #08074

In this unedited, extended interview, biomedical researcher Dr. David Page discusses the evolution of the Y chromosome. (10:52)

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Aired: 03/26/2012 | Views: 50,303

Rick Santorum's Senior Pandering

Episode #08049

During a Florida town hall meeting, Rick Santorum fails to correct an elderly woman claiming that Barack Obama is an avowed Muslim and a noncitizen. (03:48)

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Aired: 01/24/2012 | Views: 82,898

Stephen Colbert's Big Gay Roundup - Military Bestiality & Homosexual Penguins

Episode #08035

An early version of the Defense Appropriations bill repeals the rule banning bestiality in the military, and the Toronto Zoo's gay penguins turn straight. (05:01)

Tags:  Barack Obamamilitarytroopsgay/homosexualmediaanimalsdogsphotosbestialityMichele BachmannconservativezoosAntarcticabooksmy mistakeJimmyElijah WoodmongeringSteve Carell

Aired: 12/14/2011 | Views: 47,467

Ray Odierno

Episode #08035

General Ray Odierno enumerates the reasons why America's employers should hire homecoming Iraq war veterans. (06:00)

Tags:  Ray OdiernointerviewsmilitarytroopsIraq WarIraqwarsMiddle EastSaddam HusseindictatorsWMDsAl Qaedaeconomyunemploymentlookin' goodflagsaudience interactionbestialitywork/office

Aired: 12/14/2011 | Views: 17,683

Tip/Wag - Evangelical Scientists & Rick Santorum

Episode #07109

Evangelical scientists break up the Bible's most famous couple, and Rick Santorum puts the issue of gay marriage into terms everyday people can understand. (05:09)

Tags:  Tip/WagAdam and EveBibleJesusRick SantorumRepublicansaccountabilityChristiansciencegeneticssexreligionmarriagesame-sex marriagegay/homosexualmen/womenTen Commandmentssexual advancesGodsnakesbestialityJames CarvilleHappy Dayscracks updogspukingGooglethe heroes

Aired: 08/17/2011 | Views: 31,485

"Three Billy Goats Gruff" Budget Negotiations

Episode #07099

When handling budget negotiations, Troll Obama should never have let the Republican billy goats clomp over his bridge. (05:51)

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Aired: 08/01/2011 | Views: 65,173

Legalized Gay Marriage & Dolphin Love

Episode #07083

New York State legalizes gay marriage despite Bill O'Reilly warnings about interspecies romance. (03:53)

Tags:  New York Citygay/homosexualmarriagesame-sex marriagelegalizationanimalsFox NewsBill O'ReillycryingPapa BearNew YorklawsfamilybestialityphotosmongeringsurgeryAndrew Cuomo

Aired: 06/27/2011 | Views: 49,494

Rich Iott Wears a Nazi Uniform

Episode #06130

Up until Rich Iott wears a Nazi uniform, Tea Party candidates can do anything without rebuke from Republican leaders. (03:23)

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Aired: 10/11/2010 | Views: 72,137

Tip/Wag - Tea Party Coloring Book & CALM Legislation

Episode #06126

Kids learn Tea Party values from a coloring book, and the Senate prevents commercials from being played louder than TV shows. (04:01)

Tags:  Tip/WagTea PartykidsbooksconservativeChristine O'DonnellmasturbationCarl PaladinobestialityTechnical DifficultiesSenateTVadvertisingfreedom of speechJimmytoys & games

Aired: 10/04/2010 | Views: 51,244

ThreatDown - Record Breaking Gays, Koalas & Purell

Episode #06124

Two men set the world record for longest kiss, the koala population suffers from Chlamydia, and hand sanitizer doesn't work. (05:09)

Tags:  ThreatDownworld recordsgay/homosexualwho's f**king?animalsSTDsbestialityhealthscienceMarch to Keep Fear Alivecracks upJimmysex

Aired: 09/29/2010 | Views: 56,991

Libertea

Episode #06116

Carl Paladino sends pornographic e-mails to a specific group of friends, and Christine O'Donnell argues that masturbation is adultery. (07:54)

Tags:  Tea PartyRepublicansNew YorkCarl PaladinoDelawareChristine O'Donnellmail/e-mailracismbestialitypornhistoryfacial hairmasturbationadulterymarriagerantsrageprimariesmidterm electionsIndecisionJimmySarah Palin

Aired: 09/15/2010 | Views: 85,186

Better Know a District - Delaware's At-Large - Mike Castle Update

Episode #06111

Mike Castle refuses to make cockfighting the official sport of Delaware and believes the violently insane should not have guns. (06:02)

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Aired: 09/07/2010 | Views: 34,269

Alpha Dog of the Week - David H. Brooks

Episode #06096

Military contractor David H. Brooks demands a memory-erasing pill that will hide the fact he expensed hookers, porn and plastic surgery. (03:52)

Tags:  Alpha Dog of the WeekDavid H. Brooksmilitarytroopstrials/hearingscrimemoneyplastic surgerypornprostitutionhorse racingbestialityanimalsinvestigationsdrugscelebrities

Aired: 08/02/2010 | Views: 40,226

Office Super Bowl Ad Pool

Episode #06021

Toyota's Super Bowl ad should have had a talking crocodile plowing his Prius into a herd of sexy zebras. (02:50)

Tags:  Super BowlsportsfootballgamblingadvertisingJimmybestialityanimalssexcars/trucksToyotarecallsapologies

Aired: 02/08/2010 | Views: 93,919

Fatal Subtraction - Barry Scheck

Episode #06004

Barry Scheck explains how the Innocence Project uses DNA evidence to exonerate innocent people. (07:40)

Tags:  Barry Scheckinterviewsdeath penaltyJimmySupreme CourtAntonin ScaliaGodbestialityimpressionstrials/hearingscrime

Aired: 01/07/2010 | Views: 29,529

Better Know a District - Delaware's At-Large - Mike Castle

Episode #05143

Congressman Mike Castle doesn't believe Delaware should allow people to marry chickens. (07:56)

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Aired: 11/09/2009 | Views: 55,880

Better Know a District - Maine's 1st - Chellie Pingree

Episode #05108

Chellie Pingree doesn't have to explain why Portland has the nation's third largest concentration of women living together -- it's just hot. (05:22)

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Aired: 08/10/2009 | Views: 46,182

Sport Report - Jessica Simpson, Olympic Brothel & Bud Light

Episode #05096

Tony Romo breaks up with Jessica Simpson, an Olympic hopeful opens a brothel, and Stephen loves the taste of Bud Light. (05:20)

Tags:  Sport ReportsportsfootballJessica SimpsonYogi Berramartial artsOlympicsprostitutionNew Zealandsexunder the deskalcoholfightsadvertisingLord of the RingsbestialityUltimate Fightingmy mistake

Aired: 07/20/2009 | Views: 43,321