George Stephanopoulos considers the likelihood of Mitt Romney winning the GOP nomination and of Hillary Clinton becoming Barack Obama's vice presidential running mate. (06:03)

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To grease the voting skids, the Republicans hold not one, but two, New Hampshire presidential primary debates. (03:49)

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A half-Hispanic Spider-Man steals an American superhero job, and Colbert Super PAC launches its air power for Rick Parry with an "A" in Iowa. (07:33)

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When Occupy Wall Street protesters at U.C. Berkeley refuse to leave the campus, they are forcibly removed by baton-wielding police. (02:52)

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Free birth control will wipe out the American race and instantly turn daughters into wanton harlots with insatiable sexual appetites. (04:42)

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Anthony Fauci explains to Stephen why AIDS is still a big problem, even with abstinence education. (05:05)

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Liam McCormack admits that Consumer Reports has never tested whether or not being electrocuted by a toaster makes you immune to electricity. (07:08)

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Gail Collins describes the last 50 years of progress made by American women and the new issues they face today. (04:57)

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The Fairfax County School Board nails a teen junkie for taking birth control in the cafeteria. (04:46)

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Teens, sex is as natural as the birds and the bees because you will be stung to death and have your eyes violently pecked out. (04:29)

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When in the Persian Gulf, do as the Persians do, so Stephen's packing a box of their official Sheik condoms. (03:39)

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CBS and FOX will love the commercial for Stephen's new line of condoms. (3:06)

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Representative Vic Snyder refuses to donate some of his mustache hairs to help cure little children of their diseases. (5:14)

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A New York Times article reports that senior citizens are exploring safe sex. Stephen disapproves, and they're not the only ones Stephen is wishing a sexless Valentine's Day. (2:54)

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Stephen talks to feminine sexuality expert Shere Hite about female orgasms, the clitoris and societal expectations of sex. (6:06)

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