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Mexico's Drug & Potato Chip Wars

Episode #08103

Mexico's "Knights Templar" cartel sets fire to PepsiCo warehouses, so Stephen releases the most powerful American names in junk food trafficking. (03:45)

Tags:  Mexicodrugsjunk foodadvertisingMedieval TimesphotoscocaineheroinweaponsfiresPepsibusinessMichael Jacksonunder the deskslogansDoritosborder securityerectile dysfunction

Aired: 05/30/2012 | Views: 17,814
Watch FULL EPISODE May 30, 2012 — Guest: Alan Alda

The Word - United We Can't Stand Them

Episode #08092

Saving the planet by demonizing immigrants gives liberals and conservatives something they can do together. (04:59)

Tags:  The Wordimmigrationethnicracismglobal warmingenvironmentlaborFox NewsNew York Timesliberalconservativegay/homosexualMSNBCpollutionalternative energyborder securityMexicanCaliforniastatisticsinternational affairsKu Klux KlangunslawspovertyAddress the MessAmericamediaAddress the Mess

Aired: 04/25/2012 | Views: 63,457
Watch FULL EPISODE April 25, 2012 — Guest: Michael Sandel

Intro - 4/19/12

Episode #08089

A threat sneaks in from Mexico, an unexpected "good dog" emerges, and guests Tavis Smiley and Cornel West take a poverty bus tour. (00:38)

Tags:  introMexicoCanadaborder securityanimalsdogsTavis SmileyCornel WestpovertyTed NugentSecret Servicesongs

Aired: 04/19/2012 | Views: 14,739

The Enemy Within - Bologna Border Bust

Episode #08089

America has very strict meat entry laws, but that doesn't stop some south of the border sausage smugglers from playing "hide the bologna." (06:26)

Tags:  The Enemy WithinMexicoborder securityfoodblack marketmoneyethnicappearanceskidsdrugslawsJim Gilchristinternational affairsgross-outhot dogscrimeAmericapatriotismlobbyistsmongeringaddictionpolice business

Aired: 04/19/2012 | Views: 21,735

GOP & the Hispanic Vote

Episode #08052

Mitt Romney attacks Newt Gingrich for calling Spanish "the language of the ghetto." (03:13)

Tags:  HispanicNewt GingrichMitt RomneydebatesFloridaprimariescampaignsadvertisingappearancesJimmySpanishtranslationswealthJewishjunk foodStephen's productsdancingmusicperformancesimmigrationborder securityhistorycostumesteenscandidatesRepublicansIndecisionIndecision 2012

Aired: 01/30/2012 | Views: 20,312

Tip/Wag - Liberal Dictionary & Newt Gingrich Alert

Episode #08033

The American Heritage Dictionary's lexicowards redefine an offensive term, and Newt Gingrich thinks of new ways to make Americans afraid. (06:05)

Tags:  Tip/WagNewt GingrichcitizenshipbooksimmigrationWikipediaMexicopregnancykidsborder securityliberalColbertismsAmericaphotosmongeringtechnologyJames Bondmovieswealththe moonspaceterrorismnuclearsuper villainslookin' goodmusicJimmyAmishChinese

Aired: 12/12/2011 | Views: 59,065

Herman Cain's Democrat Conspiracy

Episode #08019

The sexual harassment allegations keep coming at Herman Cain like an uninvited hand up a pleated skirt, and he isn't afraid to point out who's really behind them. (03:19)

Tags:  Herman Cainsexual advancesscandalswork/officeconspiraciesDemocratsoral seximmigrationborder securitycampaignscandidatesRepublicansIndecisionIndecision 2012books

Aired: 11/09/2011 | Views: 43,149

Exclusive - Hey! Remember This, Alabama?

Episode #08011

In this web-only exclusive, Stephen shares with Congress his vast experience spending one day as a migrant farm worker. (05:45)

Tags:  exclusivesuncensoredCongressimmigrationfarminglaborMexicantrials/hearingsZoe Lofgrenborder securitygovernmentsciencefoodweight/obesityDemocratsfamilyIrishFallback PositioncryingMexicounemploymentColbert Bumplawsinternational affairsIn the Field

Aired: 10/26/2011 | Views: 61,056

Herman Cain's Campaign Ad

Episode #08010

Herman Cain's ad sends the message that he doesn't just want to be the president of the United States, he wants to be the president of flavor country. (07:51)

Tags:  Herman CainadvertisingMitt Romneypollsimmigrationborder securitymediasmokingunder the deskparodydeathalcoholdrugsgunsaddictionI Am America (And So Can You!)Megyn KellymediaJimmymusiccandidatescampaignsIndecisionIndecision 2012electionshealthmental healthcracks upColbert Bumpchallenges

Aired: 10/25/2011 | Views: 242,587

Herman Cain's Electrified Fence

Episode #08006

Herman Cain is joking about the deadly, electrified U.S.-Mexico border fence -- unless Americans are into the idea, in which case he means it. (05:12)

Tags:  Herman Caincontroversiesborder securityimmigrationflip-flopperpollsColbert Super PACRepublicanscandidatestaxesinternational affairsmediadeathalternative energyChing Chong Ding DongAdolf HitleroutsourcingcocainedrugsNewt GingrichIndecision 2012electionsJimmySpanishJon HuntsmandatingMexico

Aired: 10/18/2011 | Views: 73,182

The Word - Labor Chains

Episode #07123

Some states have found a great way to discourage illegal immigrants from coming to America and squatting out a freedom fetus. (05:06)

Tags:  immigrationpregnancyRick Perrydebateskidsparentsborder securityeducationcollegediscriminationconservativeRepublicansJimmymen/womenlaborphotosAmericaMexicoMexicanethnicArizonamongeringpolice businessTennesseecrimeprisonsupernaturaldoctorsfoodcrimeflagsEmmy AwardsapologiesSofia VergaraHeroe$ Crawl

Aired: 09/28/2011 | Views: 31,678

On Topic - The Continents - North America

Stephen finds out that the first president of Canada was a duck and asks Mexicans for a thank you for our border fence. (04:04)

Tags:  On TopicmashupsexclusivesalcoholAmericaanimalsassesborder securitydancingflagsfoodimmigrationpartyingspring breakCanadaMexicoPanamaVirgin Islands

Aired: 05/23/2011 | Views: 49,606

Amy Kremer

Episode #07066

Stephen asks Amy Kremer if she'd raise taxes to save 8 million lives from a ticking nuclear bomb. (06:43)

Tags:  Amy KremerinterviewsTea PartyRepublicansCongressmoneydebteconomytaxesbusinessborder securitybombsgovernmentflying

Aired: 05/17/2011 | Views: 24,236

Obama's Latino Panderfest

Episode #07064

President Obama's idea to secure the border with an alligator-filled moat sounds familiar and brilliant to Stephen. (03:04)

Tags:  Barack Obamaimmigrationborder securityTexasspeechescitizenshipHispanicJimmyWho's Riding My Coattails Now?montagesLatino

Aired: 05/12/2011 | Views: 42,878

On Topic - 14th Amendment - Equal Protection and Due Process

Stephen asks an expert about getting rid of the 14th Amendment and suggests new ideas to keep anchor babies from stealing our freedoms. (03:03)

Tags:  mashupsexclusivesimmigrationcitizenshipcivil rightsCornel Westdiscriminationracismborder securityConstitutionOn Topic

Aired: 03/14/2011 | Views: 40,651

Intro - 1/10/11

Episode #07005

Stephen violates the Constitution, aliens invade Earth, and Fen Montaigne talks about Antarctic penguins. (00:34)

Tags:  introConstitutionEarthaliensspaceimmigrationborder securityAntarcticaanimalsMorgan Freemanthe SouthweatherCivil WarwarsFen Montaigne

Aired: 01/10/2011 | Views: 39,570

Difference Makers - Galactic Edition Pt. 1

Episode #07005

The Alien Hunter warns against luring extraterrestrials, but a possible pirate already gave away Earth's position. (04:50)

Tags:  Difference MakersStephen Hawkingon locationEarthspacealiensimmigrationborder securityhistoryNative AmericanhuntingNazimoviesphotos

Aired: 01/10/2011 | Views: 36,151

Intro - 1/4/11

Episode #07002

Strippers will need stronger g-strings if the dollar gets converted back to gold, and Geoffrey Canada advocates for education reform. (00:27)

Tags:  intromoneystrippersGeoffrey CanadaeducationlawsschoolGreeceborder securityimmigration

Aired: 01/04/2011 | Views: 39,629

The Word - Borderline Personality

Episode #06105

It's impossible for America's border patrol to cover hundreds of miles of Arizona desert, but it'd be easy from the Mexican side. (05:00)

Tags:  The WordBarack Obamaimmigrationsecurityborder securityRand PaullabordrugscocaineMexicoArizonareality showsTea Partyphotos

Aired: 08/18/2010 | Views: 32,141

Kris Kobach

Episode #05106

Kris Kobach wants to fight illegal immigration on the local level and reward the people willing to come to this country legally. (05:49)

Tags:  Kris KobachinterviewsimmigrationeconomyKansaslaborunemploymentMexicolawsborder security

Aired: 08/05/2009 | Views: 11,535