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The Florida GOP debate leaves one question lingering in everyone's mind: who cares? (00:51)
After Fox News' Freudian slip, Megyn Kelly clarifies that Mitt Romney and Barack Obama are not the same person, philosophically or otherwise. (03:20)
Ever since Donald Trump dropped out of his debate, there has been a giant ego-shaped hole in the Republican primaries, and Stephen intends to fill it with animals. (02:58)
To honor the memory of Donald Trump mattering, Stephen re-announces Stephen Colbert's South Carolina Serious, Classy Republican Debate. (04:54)
Stephen calls out the lamestream media for "Boob Week" and other cheap ratings gropes. (03:56)
The Department of Justice releases a full-color, 151-page cost report proving no government money was wasted on muffins. (03:22)
Herman Cain's sexual harassment controversy is a classic case of "he said/she's legally prohibited from saying." (03:26)
ESPN robs Americans of the proper football preparation procedures, so Stephen takes it upon himself to compose a Monday Night Football theme. (04:36)
Dr. Jerome Groopman helps patients understand the risks and benefits of possible treatments so they can make informed health decisions. (05:15)
To reach the unemployed, Barack Obama should deliver his speech when the unemployed are watching TV: at 3 a.m., right after a Slap Chop commercial. (06:01)
The American Council on Exercise finds that toning shoes offer no benefits, and pharmaceutical companies create two-for-one combination pills to extend their patents. (06:21)
NBC's boob week is just a cheap ratings grope, so Stephen calls on Colbert Nation to demand equal time for the booty. (04:06)
With the temporary closure of the 405 Freeway in Los Angeles, increased traffic on two off-peak days means someone might have to walk someplace. (02:52)
A therapist at Dr. Marcus Bachmann's Christian counseling firm recommends taking a straight accountability buddy to a same-sex wedding. (04:14)
Chinese cows produce human breast milk, America's population of 100-year-olds doubles, and scientists build a robot that can juggle. (05:05)
Stephen celebrates women's regrettable self-exposure and their achievements on Mardi Gras Day. (02:14)
Harry Connick Jr. says Bourbon Street still has the same amount of vomit per brick after Hurricane Katrina. (05:57)
Camel introduces tobacco mints, breast milk cures acne, and hallucinogens help the elderly with end-of-life anxiety. (06:20)
A Purdue University student calls for women to wear skimpy clothing to prove an Iranian madman wrong. (02:30)
Stephen should not have fed baby food to his Grammy -- she should still be breastfeeding. (01:15)