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Barack Obama plays the dirty political trick of being irresistibly appealing, the Navy trains dolphins to sweep for mines, and the U.N. receives 35 pounds of cocaine. (06:11)
Occupy Wall Street protesters have a right to peacefully assemble, and the police have a right to disassemble them into pieces. (04:29)
Herman Cain is joking about the deadly, electrified U.S.-Mexico border fence -- unless Americans are into the idea, in which case he means it. (05:12)
Stephen dances to Snoop Dogg with Simon de Pury and offers to personally hang his portrait in the winning bidder's walk-in cocaine closet. (07:38)
The art world buzzes about Stephen's portrait, and Ayman Mohyeldin talks about Al Jazeera English in the Situation Mosque. (00:34)
Stephen deals with climate change by staying inside, and Michael Scheuer has no trouble finding a publisher for his book about Osama bin Laden. (00:38)
Sharia law creeps into America, flying robots build dorm room shelves, and a woman finds crystal meth hidden in her vacuum cleaner. (05:04)
Jay the Intern demonstrates how well the gold standard works when he delivers Stephen's coffee and his change. (05:42)
It's impossible for America's border patrol to cover hundreds of miles of Arizona desert, but it'd be easy from the Mexican side. (05:00)
A New Jersey resident strives to be the heaviest woman alive, Le Whif makes inhalable food, and a company turns corn into cat litter. (04:36)
Reporters get so desperate they'll even work for a newspaper, and Bill McKibben lowers carbon dioxide levels by not exhaling when he talks. (00:35)
With the media focused on Michael Jackson's death, Stephen can commit unspeakable acts of depravity without anyone noticing. (02:36)
Stephen is already twitching with excitement over his Coke-fueled party to protest the soda tax. (04:49)
Stephen's $1,000 omelet, $1,000 pizza and $1,000 sundae were worth every cent he didn't pay. (06:17)
Congressman Dan Maffei's "evil twin" tells Stephen why he loves cocaine and the company of prostitutes. (7:03)
If Iran is going to use Stephen to sell products he hasn't endorsed over there, he'll use Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to sell products over here. (04:01)
Cliff Sloan believes that Marbury v. Madison is significant because it established the rule of law. (04:50)
Stephen gets a fresh stash of pharmaceutical-grade hive jive and learns of a Counterterrorism Calendar. (06:02)
Now we know that the missing honeybees are in the bathroom doing a bump. (03:24)
Stephen snorted some cocaine for charity, and his street name was Butt Classy. (06:45)
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