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Cheating Death - Bacon Cure for Nosebleeds & Sound Wave Sterility

Episode #08070

Scientists find another use for lifesaving bacon, and ultrasound shuts down sperm production in rat testes. (05:05)

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Aired: 03/12/2012 | Views: 21,128

Intro - 2/13/12

Episode #08056

The government cracks down on woodworking, Jimmy Fallon's ice cream war with Stephen heats up, and Bill McKibben discusses global warming. (00:38)

Tags:  introgovernmentlawssafetykidsJimmy FallonBen & Jerry'sfightsBill McKibbenglobal warmingenvironmentAddress the MessdrugscocainebooksAmazonshopping

Aired: 02/13/2012 | Views: 27,310

ThreatDown - Barack Obama, Fundamentalist Flippers & Coked Up Diplomats

Episode #08052

Barack Obama plays the dirty political trick of being irresistibly appealing, the Navy trains dolphins to sweep for mines, and the U.N. receives 35 pounds of cocaine. (06:11)

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Aired: 01/30/2012 | Views: 27,337

Shockupy Wall Street Fad

Episode #08012

Occupy Wall Street protesters have a right to peacefully assemble, and the police have a right to disassemble them into pieces. (04:29)

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Aired: 10/27/2011 | Views: 75,696

Herman Cain's Electrified Fence

Episode #08006

Herman Cain is joking about the deadly, electrified U.S.-Mexico border fence -- unless Americans are into the idea, in which case he means it. (05:12)

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Aired: 10/18/2011 | Views: 73,169

Raging Art-On - Art 3

Episode #07039

Stephen dances to Snoop Dogg with Simon de Pury and offers to personally hang his portrait in the winning bidder's walk-in cocaine closet. (07:38)

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Aired: 03/23/2011 | Views: 31,612

Intro - 3/22/11

Episode #07038

The art world buzzes about Stephen's portrait, and Ayman Mohyeldin talks about Al Jazeera English in the Situation Mosque. (00:34)

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Aired: 03/22/2011 | Views: 27,954

Intro - 2/28/11

Episode #07029

Stephen deals with climate change by staying inside, and Michael Scheuer has no trouble finding a publisher for his book about Osama bin Laden. (00:38)

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Aired: 02/28/2011 | Views: 42,100

ThreatDown - Radical Muslim Snacks, Flying Robot Drones & Coked Up Vacuums

Episode #07014

Sharia law creeps into America, flying robots build dorm room shelves, and a woman finds crystal meth hidden in her vacuum cleaner. (05:04)

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Aired: 01/25/2011 | Views: 74,060

Gold Faithful

Episode #07002

Jay the Intern demonstrates how well the gold standard works when he delivers Stephen's coffee and his change. (05:42)

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Aired: 01/04/2011 | Views: 38,135

The Word - Borderline Personality

Episode #06105

It's impossible for America's border patrol to cover hundreds of miles of Arizona desert, but it'd be easy from the Mexican side. (05:00)

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Aired: 08/18/2010 | Views: 32,141

Thought for Food - Donna Simpson, Le Whif & Cat Litter

Episode #

A New Jersey resident strives to be the heaviest woman alive, Le Whif makes inhalable food, and a company turns corn into cat litter. (04:36)

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Aired: 03/16/2010 | Views: 35,860

Intro - 08/17/09

Episode #05112

Reporters get so desperate they'll even work for a newspaper, and Bill McKibben lowers carbon dioxide levels by not exhaling when he talks. (00:35)

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Aired: 08/17/2009 | Views: 2,820

Michael Jackson's Media Attention

Episode #05088

With the media focused on Michael Jackson's death, Stephen can commit unspeakable acts of depravity without anyone noticing. (02:36)

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Aired: 06/29/2009 | Views: 21,123

Stephen's Coke Party Protest

Episode #05066

Stephen is already twitching with excitement over his Coke-fueled party to protest the soda tax. (04:49)

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Aired: 05/13/2009 | Views: 51,528

Colbert Platinum - $1,000 Dishes

Episode #05066

Stephen's $1,000 omelet, $1,000 pizza and $1,000 sundae were worth every cent he didn't pay. (06:17)

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Aired: 05/13/2009 | Views: 35,983

Better Know a District - New York's 25th - Dan Maffei

Episode #05046

Congressman Dan Maffei's "evil twin" tells Stephen why he loves cocaine and the company of prostitutes. (7:03)

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Aired: 04/07/2009 | Views: 128,851

Mahmoud's Non-Consensual Endorsement Deal

Episode #05036

If Iran is going to use Stephen to sell products he hasn't endorsed over there, he'll use Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to sell products over here. (04:01)

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Aired: 03/12/2009 | Views: 130,538

Cliff Sloan

Episode #05026

Cliff Sloan believes that Marbury v. Madison is significant because it established the rule of law. (04:50)

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Aired: 02/24/2009 | Views: 13,165

Shout Out - Honey, Counterterrorism & an Old Guard Flag

Episode #05022

Stephen gets a fresh stash of pharmaceutical-grade hive jive and learns of a Counterterrorism Calendar. (06:02)

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Aired: 02/10/2009 | Views: 14,474