Episode #08050

Chinese tycoon and friend of the show Long Liyuan dies after indulging in a poisoned meal of slow-boiled cat-meat stew. (03:45)

Tags:  Un-American News,  China,  Chinese New Year,  wealth,  food,  cats & cats,  racism,  gross-out,  murder,  friend of the show,  Stephen's friends,  ALF,  Stephen's products,  under the desk,  animals,  international affairs,  advertising,  cracks up,  Korean,  friends,  photos,  Asian,  iPad,  labor

Episode #08032

Virus-laden pops have the taste kids love with the proven effectiveness of something licked by a stranger, and one person's poop can restore another person's good bacteria. (05:55)

Tags:  Cheating Death,  Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA,  Vaxa,  Prescott Group,  kids,  health,  mental health,  parenting,  mongering,  mail/e-mail,  laws,  food,  cracks up,  gross-out,  doctors,  poop & pee,  Mitt Romney,  ethnic,  Christmas,  gifts & presents

Episode #08028

Fox New's Bret Baier asks Mitt Romney questions he doesn't want to answer, thereby making him look bad. (03:24)

Tags:  Mitt Romney,  Bret Baier,  Fox News,  media,  work/office,  Jimmy,  under the desk,  cracks up,  animation,  balls,  Harvey Birdman,  flip-flopper,  George W. Bush,  campaigns,  candidates,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  Republicans

Episode #08018

Hargrave markets yachts as a necessity for escape, and Silicon Valley billionaire Peter Thiel funds a network of artificial Libertarian islands. (06:42)

Tags:  Colbert Platinum,  wealth,  boats,  SUVs,  limos,  transportation,  mongering,  violence,  poop & pee,  guns,  safety,  Occupy Wall Street,  protests,  Libertarians,  food,  cannibalism,  dreams,  animals,  Star Wars,  Mexican,  photos,  God,  dental,  cracks up,  facial hair,  farming,  immigration

Episode #08018

Seth Meyers believes that "Saturday Night Live"'s Weekend Update provides an alternative for Americans unfulfilled by mainstream news options. (05:41)

Tags:  Seth Meyers,  interviews,  Northwestern University,  college,  East Coast,  Ivy League,  elitism,  Saturday Night Live,  Lorne Michaels,  work/office,  media,  impressions,  Robert DeNiro,  cracks up,  apologies,  accept your apology

Episode #08010

Herman Cain's ad sends the message that he doesn't just want to be the president of the United States, he wants to be the president of flavor country. (07:51)

Tags:  Herman Cain,  advertising,  Mitt Romney,  polls,  immigration,  border security,  media,  smoking,  under the desk,  parody,  death,  alcohol,  drugs,  guns,  addiction,  I Am America (And So Can You!),  Megyn Kelly,  media,  Jimmy,  music,  candidates,  campaigns,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  elections,  health,  mental health,  cracks up,  Colbert Bump,  challenges

Episode #07122

Rick Perry throws up all over himself at the third Republican debate, and Arizona steals South Carolina's presidential primary date. (06:43)

Tags:  Rick Perry,  debates,  speeches,  poetry,  George H.W. Bush,  Brit Hume,  puking,  poop & pee,  gross-out,  Rick Santorum,  George W. Bush,  Bushisms,  Jimmy,  monkeys!,  Mitt Romney,  candidates,  Republicans,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  campaigns,  mental health,  cracks up,  South Carolina,  primaries,  Arizona,  Florida,  senior citizens,  Jan Brewer,  money,  asses,  polls,  business,  flags,  voting,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07112

Whenever terrorists come up with a new way to attack air travel, the TSA finds innovative ways to overreact, but all that security is about to disappear. (05:33)

Tags:  TSA,  flying,  security,  travel,  secret Muslim,  terrorism,  America,  technology,  Janet Napolitano,  Islamic,  nudity,  penises,  photos,  Jimmy,  cracks up,  food,  fashion,  9/11,  WMDs,  Saddam Hussein,  apologies,  Barack Obama,  public indecency,  Heroe$ Crawl

Episode #07111

The American Council on Exercise finds that toning shoes offer no benefits, and pharmaceutical companies create two-for-one combination pills to extend their patents. (06:21)

Tags:  Cheating Death,  Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA,  Vaxa,  Prescott Group,  exercise,  weight/obesity,  health,  breasts,  asses,  photos,  poop & pee,  food,  lookin' good,  fashion,  cracks up,  Heroe$ Crawl,  drugs

Episode #07110

If "Depard-two" tickled Anderson Cooper's funny bone, Stephen has just the thing to slit his jocular vein. (04:25)

Tags:  Anderson Cooper,  cracks up,  poop & pee,  CNN,  On Notice/Dead to Me,  fights,  Jimmy,  Gerard Depardieu,  Steve Doocy,  celebrities,  media,  lookin' good,  Harry Potter,  Heroe$ Crawl,  flying

Episode #07109

Colbert Super PAC beats back wannabe super PACs to become Rick Perry's official unofficial, non-connected, independent expenditure, all-you-can-eat money trough. (06:00)

Tags:  Rick Perry,  Texas,  polls,  Colbert Super PAC,  photos,  Jimmy,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  candidates,  elections,  business,  guns,  EPA,  unemployment,  Address the Mess,  environment,  under the desk,  health,  food,  Houston,  balls,  competitions,  South Carolina,  performances,  songs,  money,  the heroes,  cracks up,  movies,  church and state

Episode #07109

Evangelical scientists break up the Bible's most famous couple, and Rick Santorum puts the issue of gay marriage into terms everyday people can understand. (05:09)

Tags:  Tip/Wag,  Adam and Eve,  Bible,  Jesus,  Rick Santorum,  Republicans,  accountability,  Christian,  science,  genetics,  sex,  religion,  marriage,  same-sex marriage,  gay/homosexual,  men/women,  Ten Commandments,  sexual advances,  God,  snakes,  bestiality,  James Carville,  Happy Days,  cracks up,  dogs,  puking,  Google,  the heroes

Episode #07107

Michele Bachmann gets a commanding 80% of the votes she paid for at the Iowa straw poll, and "Rick Parry" receives at least 718 write-in votes. (07:36)

Tags:  Iowa,  Rick Perry,  polls,  Indecision,  Michele Bachmann,  Tim Pawlenty,  Indecision 2012,  candidates,  Republicans,  Colbert Super PAC,  Colbert Nation,  elections,  photos,  zoos,  kids,  money,  food,  mental health,  advertising,  cracks up,  media,  print media,  dogs,  Pulitzer Prize,  the heroes,  local news team,  voting,  challenges,  scandals

Episode #07102

Stephen calls on the Colbert Nation to send in more suggestions for the direction of his Super PAC, in addition to more money. (04:21)

Tags:  Colbert Super PAC,  Colbert Nation,  Indecision,  cracks up,  Indecision 2012,  Twitter,  elections,  mail/e-mail,  the heroes,  Lord of the Rings,  audience interaction,  kids,  fundraising,  money,  Internet,  taxes,  violence,  Arabic,  Islamic,  oral sex,  penises,  vaginas,  photos,  parents,  transportation

Episode #07101

Free birth control will wipe out the American race and instantly turn daughters into wanton harlots with insatiable sexual appetites. (04:42)

Tags:  insurance,  health,  men/women,  birth control,  marriage,  sex,  mongering,  Obama administration,  cracks up,  impressions,  dinosaurs,  rage,  prostitution,  Jimmy,  government,  laws,  pregnancy,  founding fathers,  mental health,  lookin' good,  the heroes,  addiction,  sexism,  teens,  Steve King,  God,  Fox News,  erectile dysfunction,  parenting,  sleep,  Viagra

Episode #07095

Summer's Eve's ad campaign features talking vaginas, but Stephen wants to target men's deeply troubling genitals for a change. (05:47)

Tags:  vaginas,  advertising,  puppets,  African American,  civil rights,  Martin Luther King Jr.,  Hispanic,  Spanish,  Jimmy,  penises,  balls,  masturbation,  sex,  douchebags,  men/women,  stereotypes,  ethnic,  sexism,  cracks up,  the heroes,  animation

Episode #07088

Dan Savage thinks monogamy shouldn't be the ultimate defining characteristic of a successful marriage because fooling around can sometimes save a marriage. (06:11)

Tags:  Dan Savage,  interviews,  Tad,  Paul Dinello,  friends,  appearances,  gay/homosexual,  under the desk,  marriage,  adultery,  sex,  same-sex marriage,  cracks up,  men/women,  conservative,  culture

Episode #07071

Republicans show their Tea Party base that they're against raising the debt ceiling, while reassuring Wall Street that it's political theater. (03:45)

Tags:  Congress,  Republicans,  Dave Camp,  Wall Street,  Tea Party,  Juan Williams,  George W. Bush,  debt,  economy,  money,  Jimmy,  health,  cracks up,  housing,  lying

Episode #07070

Sarah Palin joins Donald Trump at one of New York's historic monuments, the Times Square Applebee's. (01:56)

Tags:  Sarah Palin,  Donald Trump,  New York City,  food,  restaurants,  reality shows,  candidates,  elections,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  cracks up,  photos,  travel,  transportation

Episode #07068

Aaron Schock believes fetuses have the right to bear arms and acknowledges his six-pack abs. (04:41)

Tags:  Better Know a District,  Aaron Schock,  Congress,  Illinois,  Republicans,  on location,  lookin' good,  Second Amendment,  guns,  abortion,  exercise,  cracks up,  Jimmy,  dieting,  print media