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Un-American News - China Edition

Chinese tycoon and friend of the show Long Liyuan dies after indulging in a poisoned meal of slow-boiled cat-meat stew. (03:45)

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Aired: 01/25/2012 | Views: 25,716

Cheating Death - Chicken Pox Lollipops & Fecal Transplants

Virus-laden pops have the taste kids love with the proven effectiveness of something licked by a stranger, and one person's poop can restore another person's good bacteria. (05:55)

Tags:  Cheating DeathDr. Stephen T. Colbert DFAVaxaPrescott Groupkidshealthmental healthparentingmongeringmail/e-maillawsfoodcracks upgross-outdoctorspoop & peeMitt RomneyethnicChristmasgifts & presents

Aired: 12/08/2011 | Views: 37,208

Mitt Romney Gets Testy

Fox New's Bret Baier asks Mitt Romney questions he doesn't want to answer, thereby making him look bad. (03:24)

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Aired: 12/01/2011 | Views: 28,253

Colbert Platinum - Wealth Under Siege

Hargrave markets yachts as a necessity for escape, and Silicon Valley billionaire Peter Thiel funds a network of artificial Libertarian islands. (06:42)

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Aired: 11/08/2011 | Views: 40,641

Seth Meyers

Seth Meyers believes that "Saturday Night Live"'s Weekend Update provides an alternative for Americans unfulfilled by mainstream news options. (05:41)

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Aired: 11/08/2011 | Views: 41,086

Herman Cain's Campaign Ad

Herman Cain's ad sends the message that he doesn't just want to be the president of the United States, he wants to be the president of flavor country. (07:51)

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Aired: 10/25/2011 | Views: 238,370

Rick Perry's Debate Gaffe & Arizona's Primary Date

Rick Perry throws up all over himself at the third Republican debate, and Arizona steals South Carolina's presidential primary date. (06:43)

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Aired: 09/27/2011 | Views: 42,413

This Weak in National Secowardty

Whenever terrorists come up with a new way to attack air travel, the TSA finds innovative ways to overreact, but all that security is about to disappear. (05:33)

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Aired: 09/07/2011 | Views: 26,557

Cheating Death - Placebocisers & Vaxamalgam

The American Council on Exercise finds that toning shoes offer no benefits, and pharmaceutical companies create two-for-one combination pills to extend their patents. (06:21)

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Aired: 09/06/2011 | Views: 22,904

Anderson Cooper's Kryptonite

If "Depard-two" tickled Anderson Cooper's funny bone, Stephen has just the thing to slit his jocular vein. (04:25)

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Aired: 08/18/2011 | Views: 107,575

Colbert Super PAC - Rick Perry's Treasurer

Colbert Super PAC beats back wannabe super PACs to become Rick Perry's official unofficial, non-connected, independent expenditure, all-you-can-eat money trough. (06:00)

Tags:  Rick PerryTexaspollsColbert Super PACphotosJimmyIndecisionIndecision 2012candidateselectionsbusinessgunsEPAunemploymentAddress the Messenvironmentunder the deskhealthfoodHoustonballscompetitionsSouth Carolinaperformancessongsmoneythe heroescracks upmovieschurch and state

Aired: 08/17/2011 | Views: 7,478

Tip/Wag - Evangelical Scientists & Rick Santorum

Evangelical scientists break up the Bible's most famous couple, and Rick Santorum puts the issue of gay marriage into terms everyday people can understand. (05:09)

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Aired: 08/17/2011 | Views: 27,721

Colbert Super PAC - Iowa Straw Poll Results

Michele Bachmann gets a commanding 80% of the votes she paid for at the Iowa straw poll, and "Rick Parry" receives at least 718 write-in votes. (07:36)

Tags:  IowaRick PerrypollsIndecisionMichele BachmannTim PawlentyIndecision 2012candidatesRepublicansColbert Super PACColbert Nationelectionsphotoszooskidsmoneyfoodmental healthadvertisingcracks upmediaprint mediadogsPulitzer Prizethe heroeslocal news teamvotingchallengesscandals

Aired: 08/15/2011 | Views: 112,447

Colbert Super PAC - The Heroes Respond

Stephen calls on the Colbert Nation to send in more suggestions for the direction of his Super PAC, in addition to more money. (04:21)

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Aired: 08/04/2011 | Views: 138,305

Women's Health-Nazi Plan

Free birth control will wipe out the American race and instantly turn daughters into wanton harlots with insatiable sexual appetites. (04:42)

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Aired: 08/03/2011 | Views: 193,448

Vaginal Puppeteering vs. D**k Scrub

Summer's Eve's ad campaign features talking vaginas, but Stephen wants to target men's deeply troubling genitals for a change. (05:47)

Tags:  vaginasadvertisingpuppetsAfrican Americancivil rightsMartin Luther King Jr.HispanicSpanishJimmypenisesballsmasturbationsexdouchebagsmen/womenstereotypesethnicsexismcracks upthe heroesanimation

Aired: 07/25/2011 | Views: 147,874

Dan Savage

Dan Savage thinks monogamy shouldn't be the ultimate defining characteristic of a successful marriage because fooling around can sometimes save a marriage. (06:11)

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Aired: 07/12/2011 | Views: 105,810

Dancing on the Ceiling

Republicans show their Tea Party base that they're against raising the debt ceiling, while reassuring Wall Street that it's political theater. (03:45)

Tags:  CongressRepublicansDave CampWall StreetTea PartyJuan WilliamsGeorge W. BushdebteconomymoneyJimmyhealthcracks uphousinglying

Aired: 06/02/2011 | Views: 65,483

Sarah Palin Visits the Times Square Applebee's

Sarah Palin joins Donald Trump at one of New York's historic monuments, the Times Square Applebee's. (01:56)

Tags:  Sarah PalinDonald TrumpNew York Cityfoodrestaurantsreality showscandidateselectionsIndecisionIndecision 2012cracks upphotostraveltransportation

Aired: 06/01/2011 | Views: 56,272

Better Know a District - Illinois' 18th - Aaron Schock Update

Aaron Schock believes fetuses have the right to bear arms and acknowledges his six-pack abs. (04:41)

Tags:  Better Know a DistrictAaron SchockCongressIllinoisRepublicanson locationlookin' goodSecond Amendmentgunsabortionexercisecracks upJimmydietingprint media

Aired: 05/19/2011 | Views: 42,149