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Indecision 2012 - Iowa Caucus - Mitt Romney's Victory Speech & Rick Santorum's Coup

Mitt Romney wins the Iowa caucus, but Rick Santorum proves that a man with a vision, a willingness to work hard and a laser-like homophobia can make a mark. (03:11)

Tags:  caucusesIowaMitt RomneyRick SantorumspeechesGooglepoop & peeJimmyFrenchdrugsIndecisionIndecision 2012Republicanscandidatescampaignsanthemspatriotismcoffeecrystal meth

Aired: 01/04/2012 | Views: 71,215

Bears & Balls - Celebrity Relics & Gooooooold!

There's never been a better time to invest in things that fall off celebrities, and Goldline International executives face fraud and theft charges. (05:09)

Tags:  Bears & Ballsbig red buttoncelebritieswealthmoneycrimecorruptionbusinessJohn LennonThe BeatlesdentalFox NewsDanny DeVitoEric Robertscrystal methlittle peoplepornJ. Edgar Hooverballsimpressionsfoodsmokingprisonadvertising

Aired: 11/15/2011 | Views: 18,479

Baby Teeth Economy

In order to get the soft tooth market back up, kids must reduce baby teeth inventory and stop losing teeth. (03:04)

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Aired: 08/02/2011 | Views: 14,804

Sign Off - Prerecorded Episodes

Stephen can't be sure what day it is because he prerecorded all these episodes in a 96-hour meth-fueled news binge. (00:31)

Tags:  sign offcrystal methdrugsBarack Obamafake news

Aired: 07/18/2011 | Views: 7,722

Senior Moment - Pot Smoking Seniors

Seniors will soon be crocheting black light posters and syncing Perry Como's "Lightly Latin" with season three of "Murder She Wrote." (03:48)

Tags:  senior citizensmarijuanadrugscrystal methlocal news teamWilford Brimleyhealthphone callsJimmy

Aired: 06/15/2011 | Views: 28,340

Stephen Confesses to a Distracted Media

Stephen admits to petty theft, an art heist and a debilitating meth habit while the news media is distracted with Bin Laden's death. (04:55)

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Aired: 05/05/2011 | Views: 70,364

ThreatDown - Radical Muslim Snacks, Flying Robot Drones & Coked Up Vacuums

Sharia law creeps into America, flying robots build dorm room shelves, and a woman finds crystal meth hidden in her vacuum cleaner. (05:04)

Tags:  ThreatDownOklahomaIslamicfoodPat RobertsonGreat Britainfast foodrobotsflyingWisconsincrystal methcocainedrugsprostitutionphotostechnologymongering

Aired: 01/25/2011 | Views: 72,883

Gold Faithful - Ron Paul & David Leonhardt

Ron Paul wants to return to the gold standard, while David Leonhardt explains why Americans don't need to worry about inflation. (05:25)

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Aired: 01/04/2011 | Views: 54,673

Tip/Wag - Pope Benedict XVI, Trick Play & Joseph Gobbles

The pope speaks out against the Internet, a middle school football team pulls off the greatest trick play, and Joseph Gobbles deals drugs to Jay the Intern. (07:31)

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Aired: 11/18/2010 | Views: 40,763

Rawesome Foods Raid

The federal government declares war on raw milk by raiding Rawesome Foods in Venice, CA. (06:49)

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Aired: 10/06/2010 | Views: 72,782

Current Events - Taser-Armed Robots & Meth Sheep

Taser International unveils a taser-armed robot and commissions a safety study involving methed-out sheep. (06:16)

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Aired: 04/27/2010 | Views: 50,062

Bears & Balls - Tobacco, Project Natal & Graveyard Bids

President Obama outlaws flavored cigarettes, Microsoft introduces Project Natal, and a graveyard accepts bids. (05:25)

Tags:  Bears & BallsBarack Obamasmokingkidsteensvideo gamestechnologytoys & gamesMicrosoftcracks upreal estatedeathNew York Citylawsbusinessfounding fathersdrugssupernaturalcollectiblescrystal methbig red button

Aired: 06/18/2009 | Views: 118,322