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Mitt Romney attacks Newt Gingrich for calling Spanish "the language of the ghetto." (03:13)
Clearly, South Caroliniacs see Stephen as the only viable Mitt-ternative, but if Stephen runs for president of South Carolina, what becomes of Colbert Super PAC? (03:45)
Stephen gives up Catholicism for Lent, Anthony Weiner tiffs with Megyn Kelly, and Tim Pawlenty runs for president of the next "Transformers" movie. (04:47)
Anthony Weiner tweets penis pics, StePhest Colbchella '011 rocks The Report, and Colbert PAC becomes a super PAC. (05:33)
The Bolshoi Ballet's David Hallberg describes Fred Astaire as his main artistic inspiration and explains that dance has always been his calling. (04:04)
Stephen performs a selection from Tchaikovsky's "The Nutcracker" with American Ballet Theater's David Hallberg and Hee Seo. (02:10)
Stephen honors Barney Frank's retirement from Congress with an encore presentation of his second ever Better Know a District. (03:53)
Stephen heads to Wall Street to gain the trust of Occupy Wall Street protesters and take over the movement. (07:20)
PETA files a lawsuit claiming that whale performers have Constitutional rights. (03:08)
Coldplay frontman Chris Martin weighs Stephen's single Grammy Award against his seven and admits to stealing America's Gwyneth. (04:32)
The Rick Perry family hunting camp once had a racially charged name, but many presidents have vacationed at questionably named resorts. (03:05)
Not only is Mark Cuban an Internet entrepreneur and the owner of the NBA title-winning Dallas Mavericks, he's also a mambo king. (01:00)
Barack Obama finds peace much harder than winning a Nobel Peace Prize, and Rick Perry stands with the Jews when he's not dancing with them. (04:17)
Stephen dances his heart out in the studio, on Capitol Hill and in front of his portrait at an art gallery. (03:24)
When handling budget negotiations, Troll Obama should never have let the Republican billy goats clomp over his bridge. (05:51)
Stephen covers video game launches, takes on competitors, explores the value of violent games and introduces Stephen Colbert's World of Colbertcraft. (03:59)
The Miami Heat falls to the Dallas Mavericks, FIFA attempts to recruit Henry Kissinger, and freestyle canoe dancing gets exciting. (07:17)
Without tap dance technology, Kim Jong-il will never be able to crush his people with a jazz hand. (04:47)
Sugar Ray Leonard describes what he thinks of boxing today and thumb wrestles Stephen. (07:50)
Stephen finds out that the first president of Canada was a duck and asks Mexicans for a thank you for our border fence. (04:04)