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Tip/Wag: Pheromone Parties & Arizona's "Pre-life" Laws

Episode #08090

Pheromone parties encourage premarital smelling, and Arizona lawmakers declare that pregnancy begins two weeks before conception. (04:22)

Tags:  Tip/Wagmen/womenArizonadatingsexpregnancyRepublicansgross-outabortionDoris Kearns Goodwinapologiesvaginasmenstrual cyclelawsNana & Pee-PopballspenisesMozartunder the deskcracks upmental healthbirth controlpartyingmusic

Aired: 04/23/2012 | Views: 30,144
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Stephen Colbert's End of the World of the Week - Survivalist Singles & Tsunami Food

Episode #08085

An Internet dating service helps survivalists Arma-get-it-on, and a fast food chain reminds evacuees to grab a menu. (04:23)

Tags:  End of the World of the Weekdoomsdayinternational affairsmen/womenapocalypsedatingThailandInternetStephen's productsnatural disastersearthquakestsunamisKFCfast foodbusinessapologiesphotoscannibalismColbertismsmongeringfuturepoop & peeadvertising

Aired: 04/12/2012 | Views: 18,513

Intro - 1/17/12

Episode #08045

More controversial political ads emerge, God's matchmaking skills come into question, and Jennifer Granholm considers America's fight for jobs. (00:35)

Tags:  introadvertisingcontroversiesColbert Super PACGoddatingJennifer GranholmbooksunemploymentAmericaMitt RomneyNewt GingrichRick PerrypollsTexascandidatesRepublicansIndecisionIndecision 2012

Aired: 01/17/2012 | Views: 36,245

Yahweh or No Way - Online Christian Dating & Seven Days of Sex

Episode #08045

ChristianMingle.com helps Christian singles find God's match for them, and Pastor Ed Young challenges married couples to have seven straight days of sex. (05:20)

Tags:  Yahweh or No WayGodBibleInternetsexJesusEd Youngmarriagebooksyoung Stephenlookin' goodanimalsfriendsChristiandatingreligionAdam and Evemen/women

Aired: 01/17/2012 | Views: 32,028

Commitment to Mitt Romney

Episode #08042

After winning a non-binding caucus by eight votes and a plurality of the vote in one of the smallest primaries in the nation, Mitt Romney is a juggishnaut. (06:14)

Tags:  primariesNew HampshireMitt RomneyRon PaulJon Huntsmanmarriagevotingunder the deskappearancesAndy Cohenfriendsalcoholdatingfoodsexual advancesgay/homosexualSex and the CityparodysimulationsStephen's laptoplookin' goodphotosRepublicanscandidatesIndecision 2012

Aired: 01/11/2012 | Views: 44,939

Herman Cain's Electrified Fence

Episode #08006

Herman Cain is joking about the deadly, electrified U.S.-Mexico border fence -- unless Americans are into the idea, in which case he means it. (05:12)

Tags:  Herman Caincontroversiesborder securityimmigrationflip-flopperpollsColbert Super PACRepublicanscandidatestaxesinternational affairsmediadeathalternative energyChing Chong Ding DongAdolf HitleroutsourcingcocainedrugsNewt GingrichIndecision 2012electionsJimmySpanishJon HuntsmandatingMexico

Aired: 10/18/2011 | Views: 73,169

Californians Respond to Japanese Disaster

Episode #07038

Californians panic over trace amounts of radiation that might drift 5,000 miles and contaminate their Jamba Juices. (02:42)

Tags:  JapanAmericaCaliforniaearthquakestsunamisnatural disastersnuclearprotestsviolencecelebritiesdatinginternational affairshealth

Aired: 03/22/2011 | Views: 26,930

Intro - 3/2/11

Episode #07031

Stephen hopes he's not the surprise on the obituary page, and Harry Connick, Jr. won't be tickling the ivories. (00:33)

Tags:  introAmericabusinessIndonesiacougarsdeathHarry Connick Jr.animalsmen/womenagingdatingalcoholoutsourcing

Aired: 03/02/2011 | Views: 39,142

Tip/Wag - Joe Reed & Levi's Ex-Girlfriend Jeans

Episode #07029

Montana Representative Joe Reed legislates scientific fact on global warming, and Levi's introduces ex-girlfriend jeans. (04:20)

Tags:  Tip/WagJoe ReedMontanaObama administrationenvironmentpollutionglobal warminglawssciencefashionmen/womensexismAmerican blankscapeCharlenecostumesphotosAddress the Messdating

Aired: 02/28/2011 | Views: 57,109

Republicans Flirt With Presidential Candidacy

Episode #07028

For unattached voters like Stephen, the Republican field has so many caucus teases, and they're all playing hard to get. (04:14)

Tags:  RepublicansNewt GingrichSean HannityMike HuckabeeChris ChristieelectionsballoonsteensdatingJimmycandidatesIndecisionIndecision 2012

Aired: 02/24/2011 | Views: 36,635

Mysteries of the Ancient Unknown - Egyptian Coincidence

Episode #07021

Stephen believes the same shadowy forces behind the uprising in Egypt are also responsible for the disappearance of King Tut's penis. (05:34)

Tags:  Mysteries of the Ancient UnknownEgyptKing TutHosni MubarakpeniseshistoryValentine's Dayholidaysscandalsprotestsinternational affairsdictatorsdatingLas VegasGlenn BeckBill O'ReillyPapa BearconspiraciesJimmy

Aired: 02/14/2011 | Views: 68,324

Intro - 12/2/10

Episode #06153

Stephen looks at the newest victimized group and asks David Stockman what it was like when America had a budget. (00:32)

Tags:  introdiscriminationIslamicwar on ChristmaswarsAfghanistanNASAsciencedatingDavid Stockmannerd alert

Aired: 12/02/2010 | Views: 42,718

Hispanic and Gay Voters Should Stay at Home

Episode #06138

A Nevada campaign ad urges Hispanic voters to stay at home, and gays finally stop undermining the sanctity of straight voting. (03:43)

Tags:  DemocratsAmericadatingMitch McConnellNevadaadvertisingcampaignsHispanicvotinggay/homosexualmidterm electionsIndecision 2010IndecisionphotosSharron Angleethnic

Aired: 11/01/2010 | Views: 31,387

Christine O'Donnell Witch Test

Episode #06118

If Christine O'Donnell sinks to the bottom of the river and drowns, her bloated corpse can march to victory with a clean record. (03:11)

Tags:  Christine O'DonnellTea PartymasturbationadulteryBill MaherdatingSatanBarack ObamaphotosmoviesJimmysupernaturalMonty Python

Aired: 09/20/2010 | Views: 89,881

Intro - 8/24/10

Episode #06108

Stephen examines Internet privacy, covers Iran's new weapon and talks to Jeffrey Goldberg about his Middle East predictions. (00:29)

Tags:  InternetprivacysecurityIranweaponsJeffrey GoldbergMiddle EastTiger Woodsdivorcedating

Aired: 08/24/2010 | Views: 42,575

Fox News and Republican Party Make It Official

Episode #06104

Fox News and the Republican Party finally make it official -- their all-white wedding will be beautiful. (02:17)

Tags:  Fox NewsRepublicansmarriageTVdatingmediaFox & FriendsSteve DoocyKarl Rove

Aired: 08/17/2010 | Views: 57,028

How to Ruin Same-Sex Marriages

Episode #06099

If an openly gay judge can rule on same-sex marriage, we should just let cases about endangered species be decided by a manatee. (08:34)

Tags:  Californiagay/homosexualsame-sex marriagemarriagekidsparentingdatingcryingendangeredanimalsJimmyphotoslaws

Aired: 08/05/2010 | Views: 263,746

Hephzibah Anderson

Episode #06092

Hephzibah Anderson discovered what she wanted from sex during her year of abstinence. (05:24)

Tags:  Hephzibah Andersoninterviewsbookssexmen/womendatingmarriageabstinence

Aired: 07/26/2010 | Views: 33,041

Formula 401: Beauty From My Beast

Episode #06090

Stephen guarantees that every single sperm is beautiful with Formula 401: Beauty From My Beast. (03:18)

Tags:  Formula 401datingInternetweight/obesitydouchebagslookin' goodkidsparentssexJimmyparentingsexual advances

Aired: 07/07/2010 | Views: 24,482

Intro - 6/24/10

Episode #06083

Stephen completes his astronaut training, and Michael Specter talks about the dangers of denying science. (00:37)

Tags:  AfghanistanwarsStanley McChrystalDavid PetraeusNASAastronautsMichael Spectersciencedatingtennissports

Aired: 06/24/2010 | Views: 32,888