Episode #08049

Stephen enters the world of children's literature, Rick Santorum takes fire from the Left, and Andrew Sullivan makes his seventh appearance on The Colbert Report. (00:30)

Tags:  intro,  kids,  books,  Rick Santorum,  left-wing,  fashion,  candidates,  Republicans,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  Andrew Sullivan,  dental,  surgery,  MacGyver

A half-Hispanic Spider-Man steals an American superhero job, and Colbert Super PAC launches its air power for Rick Parry with an "A" in Iowa. (07:33)

Tags:  exclusives,  mashups,  guns,  Twitter,  economy,  men/women,  sex,  birth control,  baseball,  Rick Perry,  doomsday,  global warming,  Mitt Romney,  Jon Huntsman,  Mormon,  Barack Obama,  marijuana,  Colbert Super PAC,  Emmy Awards,  Frank Luntz,  space,  astronauts,  South Carolina,  religion,  Rick Santorum,  same-sex marriage,  Vladimir Putin,  Anderson Cooper,  poop & pee,  friendly friends at Fox & Friends,  SpongeBob Squarepants,  immigration,  New York Post,  ABC5/WOI,  dental,  death,  candidates

Episode #08022

There's never been a better time to invest in things that fall off celebrities, and Goldline International executives face fraud and theft charges. (05:09)

Tags:  Bears & Balls,  big red button,  celebrities,  wealth,  money,  crime,  corruption,  business,  John Lennon,  The Beatles,  dental,  Fox News,  Danny DeVito,  Eric Roberts,  crystal meth,  little people,  porn,  J. Edgar Hoover,  balls,  impressions,  food,  smoking,  prison,  advertising

Episode #08018

Hargrave markets yachts as a necessity for escape, and Silicon Valley billionaire Peter Thiel funds a network of artificial Libertarian islands. (06:42)

Tags:  Colbert Platinum,  wealth,  boats,  SUVs,  limos,  transportation,  mongering,  violence,  poop & pee,  guns,  safety,  Occupy Wall Street,  protests,  Libertarians,  food,  cannibalism,  dreams,  animals,  Star Wars,  Mexican,  photos,  God,  dental,  cracks up,  facial hair,  farming,  immigration

Episode #07121

Radiohead discuss their British invasion, their anti-corporate beliefs and the benefits of their self-distribution model. (05:00)

Tags:  Rocktember with Radiohead,  Radiohead,  interviews,  music,  indie rock,  Grammy Awards,  British,  Dr Pepper,  business,  advertising,  international affairs,  unemployment,  wealth,  money,  apologies,  fans,  lookin' good,  dental,  Christmas,  holidays,  Internet,  growing up

Episode #07105

Political junkies get a fix through compulsive donations to presidential campaigns. (02:41)

Tags:  Colbert Super PAC,  Colbert Nation,  fundraising,  addiction,  mongering,  Herman Cain,  money,  candidates,  campaigns,  Indecision 2012,  spiders,  drugs,  Tim Pawlenty,  Stephen's laptop,  Barack Obama,  marijuana,  Indecision,  Republicans,  Democrats,  mail/e-mail,  dental,  the heroes

Episode #07100

In order to get the soft tooth market back up, kids must reduce baby teeth inventory and stop losing teeth. (03:04)

Tags:  kids,  dental,  money,  economy,  stocks,  family,  growing up,  junk food,  black market,  magic,  labor,  the heroes,  stunts,  drugs,  under the desk,  crystal meth

Episode #07089

Seeing an American flag can shift voters toward republicanism, so Franklin F. Flagworth should be the GOP's frontrunner. (03:17)

Tags:  Barack Obama,  time travel,  Republicans,  flags,  lapel pins,  patriotism,  America,  voting,  elections,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  John McCain,  candidates,  sex,  scandals,  dental,  photos,  polls,  Indecision 2008

Episode #07028

The plummeting number of toothpaste varieties infringes on Stephen's right to brush each of his 32 teeth with its own individual toothpaste. (03:25)

Tags:  Wall Street Journal,  print media,  dental,  songs,  music,  death,  Technical Difficulties

Episode #07026

The Wisconsin state workers' request to keep collective bargaining rights may sound reasonable, but that's just the accent. (04:41)

Tags:  Wisconsin,  Scott Walker,  protests,  unions,  labor,  government,  economy,  money,  cars/trucks,  dental,  9/11,  terrorism,  Iraq,  insurance,  Adolf Hitler,  March to Keep Fear Alive,  Willy Wonka

Episode #07002

Ron Paul wants to return to the gold standard, while David Leonhardt explains why Americans don't need to worry about inflation. (05:25)

Tags:  Ron Paul,  David Leonhardt,  appearances,  interviews,  debates,  money,  government,  economy,  accept your apology,  crystal meth,  drugs,  dental

Episode #06145

Kanye West replaces all of his lower teeth with permanent diamond implants, and Harrods sells the first million-dollar advent calendar. (04:41)

Tags:  Colbert Platinum,  Wall Street,  James Carville,  Kanye West,  dental,  shopping,  Christmas,  holidays,  wealth,  taxes,  recession,  money,  economy,  photos,  advent calendar,  huggers

Episode #05129

Doctors enable a blind woman to see again by jamming her own tooth into her eye. (02:31)

Tags:  Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard,  dental,  visually impaired,  Jimmy,  doctors,  health

Episode #05058

Don't forget to brush your teeth, including your feet teeth. (00:14)

Tags:  sign off,  dental