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Women's Health-Nazi Plan

Free birth control will wipe out the American race and instantly turn daughters into wanton harlots with insatiable sexual appetites. (04:42)

Tags:  insurancehealthmen/womenbirth controlmarriagesexmongeringObama administrationcracks upimpressionsdinosaursrageprostitutionJimmygovernmentlawspregnancyfounding fathersmental healthlookin' goodthe heroesaddictionsexismteensSteve KingGodFox Newserectile dysfunctionparentingsleepViagra

Aired: 08/03/2011 | Views: 193,472

Anti-frack Attacks

To promote fracking, Talisman Energy releases Talisman Terry the Frackosaurus, the funnest energy extraction-based character since Mountaintop Mining Manny. (05:34)

Tags:  Andrew Cuomosame-sex marriagegay/homosexualenergyPennsylvaniakidshealthenvironmentNew YorklawsdinosaurscomicsAddress the Messdeathmental healthhot dogs

Aired: 07/11/2011 | Views: 73,479

Wisco Inferno - Jon Erpenbach

Stephen uses his patented Democrat call to smoke Wisconsin State Senator Jon Erpenbach out of hiding. (05:31)

Tags:  John ErpenbachappearancesWisconsinDemocratsScott WalkergovernmentunionslaborprotestslawsMegyn KellystrippersdinosaursJimmyphotoshunting

Aired: 02/22/2011 | Views: 60,065

Mahmoody Blues

Iran reveals its diorama technology by unveiling an "ambassador of death" with cardboard clouds, painted backdrops and fake snow. (04:24)

Tags:  IranRussiaIsraelMahmoud AhmadinejadMiddle Eastinternational affairsweaponsnuclearmissilesFox & FriendsFox Newsdinosaurstoys & gamesJimmyschoolkids

Aired: 08/24/2010 | Views: 28,059

Intro - 08/06/09

Stephen reviews the movies that are destroying America and talks to Meryl Streep about her role as Julia Child. (00:34)

Tags:  creationismdinosaursamusement parksJesusMeryl StreepJulia ChildTwitter

Aired: 08/06/2009 | Views: 3,834

Yahweh or No Way - Dinosaur Adventure Land & Black Market Kidneys

The founder of a creationist dinosaur theme park refuses to pay taxes, President Obama may be a secret Mormon, and a Jewish man trades kidneys on the black market. (06:00)

Tags:  Yahweh or No WayGodreligioncreationismdinosaursamusement parkstaxesMormonBarack ObamafamilyphotosJewishscandalscorruptionblack marketAlan Colmescircumcision

Aired: 08/06/2009 | Views: 38,691

Predator X Discovery

Jesus buried the bones of Predator X under the ocean 6,000 years ago to test our faith. (01:24)

Tags:  scienceJimmyanimalsdinosaursJesusreligionhistoryscuba diving

Aired: 03/18/2009 | Views: 29,310

The Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act

Stephen will now have to discriminate under the table, which will be difficult, since that's where he usually does his harassing. (04:02)

Tags:  discriminationmen/womensexisminternsBarack Obamaweight/obesitylawsdinosaurs

Aired: 02/02/2009 | Views: 37,025

Colbert Platinum - Cat-Pooped Coffee

Platinum members can now purchase submersible convertibles, dinosaur bones and $100 a cup coffee harvested from Indonesian jungle cat feces. (3:55)

Tags:  Colbert Platinummoneyanimalsshoppingwealthscuba divingdrivingtransportationcollectiblesfast fooddinosaurselitismdogs

Aired: 04/23/2008 | Views: 53,521

Tek Jansen - Space Station Theta-Zeus-Aquarius

Tek Jansen is dispatched by Senator Depaaa to Space Station Theta-Zeus-Aquarius to rendezvous with the Hgbwian envoy, and now must park his space cruiser. (4:15)

Tags:  Tek JansenGeorge Lucasnaileddinosaursspace

Aired: 10/11/2006 | Views: 29,794

The Word - Jesi

Stephen wades through the multiple Jesi around America in an attempt to single out the real one. (3:20)

Tags:  The WordreligionmoviesJames DobsonKanye WestJesusJim CaviezeldrugsevolutionGeorge W. Bushdinosaursmarijuana

Aired: 01/31/2006 | Views: 14,552