Dead people disrespect the sanctity of life by choosing to be dead, and a Papa John's cashier identifies a customer with a racial slur. (04:19)

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Virus-laden pops have the taste kids love with the proven effectiveness of something licked by a stranger, and one person's poop can restore another person's good bacteria. (05:55)

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Mitt Romney launches an attack on Barack Obama, CNN unveils a new approach to journalism, and Siddhartha Mukherjee chronicles the history of cancer. (00:35)

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Pulitzer Prize winning author Dr. Siddhartha Mukherjee discusses the history and science of cancer. (05:20)

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Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker allows concealed weapons in the state capitol building, and True North lets low-income patients trade services for healthcare. (03:18)

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Police crack down on Occupy Wall Street protesters, new developments emerge from the NBA lockout, and country musician Toby Keith discusses his USO shows. (00:39)

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Former EPA administrator Carol Browner explains why clean air and water are good for America's economy. (03:29)

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If people are willing to do a job, no matter how dangerous, pointless or dehumanizing, the government has no business stopping them. (5:21)

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Stephen honors Steve Jobs with a montage of all the cool Apple products he got for free, and thanks Jobs for everything he did. (03:44)

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Dr. Jerome Groopman helps patients understand the risks and benefits of possible treatments so they can make informed health decisions. (05:15)

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Some states have found a great way to discourage illegal immigrants from coming to America and squatting out a freedom fetus. (05:06)

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Web searches are enshrined in America's founding documents, and cigarettes have a First Amendment right to be alive with pleasure. (04:54)

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If Americans let the government mandate the HPV vaccine, they might as well let the U.N.'s jackbooted thugs inject their daughters with pharmaceutical-grade slut juice. (04:20)

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Barack Obama breaks up the word "Obamacare" into "Obama" and "care," but that's not where that word came from. (01:58)

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Psychiatrist Nassir Ghaemi believes that mental illness can foster great leadership, but the Republican presidential candidates are too "normal." (06:54)

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With News of the World gone and BSkyB out of reach, all Rupert Murdoch has to comfort him are a few media companies. (05:34)

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In light of Congressman Anthony Weiner's admission, Stephen confesses the origins of a provocative photo. (01:01)

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Stephen performs Lasik surgery with a cat and reviews the benefits and side effects of meat-based Vaxa-Goggles. (03:01)

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Paul Offit believes the visibility of the smallpox vaccination scar during swimsuit season is a small price to pay for better health. (05:12)

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A placebo treats gullible bowel syndrome, scientists find a cure for mouse infertility, and a wild lynx will increase the walking speed of elderly patients. (07:28)

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