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Grim Colberty Tales with Maurice Sendak Pt. 1

Author and illustrator Maurice Sendak contemplates the complexity of children and the simplicity of Newt Gingrich. (07:32)

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Aired: 01/24/2012 | Views: 307,881

Herman Cain Drops Out

Sexual harassment charges led to a surge in the polls, but Herman Cain's campaign simply could not survive allegations of a consensual relationship. (03:14)

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Aired: 12/05/2011 | Views: 48,059

Colbert Platinum - Wealth Under Siege

Hargrave markets yachts as a necessity for escape, and Silicon Valley billionaire Peter Thiel funds a network of artificial Libertarian islands. (06:42)

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Aired: 11/08/2011 | Views: 40,641

George Clooney's Villa Parties

Stephen often fantasizes about being invited to George Clooney's Italian palazzo, getting drunk and going skinny-dipping in Lake Como. (03:27)

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Aired: 09/28/2011 | Views: 28,991

Death of America's Space Program

America ends its space program, making Stephen's astronauts skills as obsolete as dodo husbandry, Zune programming and American manufacturing. (04:10)

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Aired: 07/21/2011 | Views: 28,439

David Eagleman

Neuroscientist David Eagleman likens the brain to a neural Parliament with different political parties that are battling it out to steer the ship of state. (05:45)

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Aired: 07/21/2011 | Views: 30,644

Viacom Ruins Stephen's PAC Dream

Stephen says goodbye to his dream of starting a Colbert PAC after receiving a letter from Viacom. (03:22)

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Aired: 04/14/2011 | Views: 56,918

Thought for Food - Fruit Pouch, Doritos Ad & Super Big Gulp

PepsiCo makes fruit possible to eat, a Doritos ad outrages Catholics, and 7-Eleven shrinks its Super Big Gulp to 40 ounces. (08:21)

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Aired: 01/13/2011 | Views: 65,964

Sign Off - Elvis Costello - All I Have to Do Is Dream Duet

Stephen ends the show by joining Elvis Costello for a duet of "All I Have to Do Is Dream." (01:34)

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Aired: 11/04/2010 | Views: 15,263

Exclusive - Elvis Costello - All I Have to Do Is Dream

Stephen joins Elvis Costello for a duet of "All I Have to Do Is Dream." (03:33)

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Aired: 11/04/2010 | Views: 95,119

The Carell Corral

Happy Meals now come with Zoloft, and Stephen Colbert is definitely not a 40-year-old virgin. (01:26)

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Aired: 07/07/2010 | Views: 179,466

Mark Sanford Does Something Interesting

Mark Sanford releases the juicy details of his torrid affair at a press conference, putting Stephen to sleep. (05:56)

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Aired: 06/24/2009 | Views: 48,580

Sign Off - Unicorn Dealership

If you dream about Stephen tonight, he'll see you at the unicorn dealership. (00:15)

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Aired: 05/11/2009 | Views: 6,355

First Wrap-Up

Stephen wraps up his first show back with a message for the writers. (0:07)

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Aired: 01/07/2008 | Views: 25,055

Better Know a District - Illinois' 9th - Jan Schakowsky

Stephen visits the district on the North Shore of Chicago, home of Northwestern University, Wrigley Field and Mayor McCheese. (4:09)

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Aired: 06/04/2007 | Views: 42,864

Sign Off - Candy

Stephen plans out a sweet dreamscape for his loyal audience. (0:17)

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Aired: 03/15/2007 | Views: 1,793

Better Know a Challenger - California's 30th - David Nelson Jones

Stephen sits down with 25-year-old congressional hopeful David Nelson Jones and mistakes him for an intern. (6:01)

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Aired: 11/01/2006 | Views: 17,542

Better Know a Challenger - New Jersey's 3rd - Richard Sexton

Stephen meets with Democratic challenger Richard Sexton and helps him plan for the congratulatory phone call to his opponent when he loses. (7:36)

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Aired: 09/12/2006 | Views: 21,588

Sign Off - Insane Clown

Stephen will be the insane clown hovering over your bed with a knife in your dreams. (0:11)

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Aired: 06/21/2006 | Views: 2,186

The In-Box - Corrections

Stephen loves getting e-mail from viewers -- even corrections sound like love letters. (2:10)

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Aired: 03/21/2006 | Views: 1,761