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Wisconsin's Fake Democrats

Episode #08101

Wisconsin Republicans force primaries by running as Democrats, which is like calling a timeout in football, dressed up as the other team's coach. (03:20)

Tags:  WisconsinprimariesScott WalkerprotestsunionscandidatesRepublicansDemocratsaccountabilityfake newsdiscriminationgovernmentcorruptionelectionsMartin Luther King Jr.Wolf Blitzerphotosyoung Stephengrowing uporganized crimedreamsStephen's friends

Aired: 05/10/2012 | Views: 19,577
Watch FULL EPISODE May 10, 2012 — Guest: Dr. Francis Collins

Who's Honoring Me Now? - National Space Society & Buzz Aldrin

Episode #08097

Buzz Aldrin thanks Stephen for promoting space exploration and awards him the National Space Society's coveted trophy. (04:38)

Tags:  Who's Honoring Me Now?Buzz Aldrinappearancesawardsspaceastronautsthe moonaudience interactionAmericaNASAkidsgrowing updreamsTom HanksNewt Gingrichspeechesaliensparodyscience

Aired: 05/03/2012 | Views: 13,268
Watch FULL EPISODE May 3, 2012 — Guest: Lena Dunham

Intro - 4/26/12

Episode #08093

Republicans create an anti-Obama ad, Super PACs go to college, and musician Jack White releases his solo album, "Blunderbuss." (00:37)

Tags:  introRepublicansadvertisingBarack ObamacampaignscandidatesColbert Super PACcitizenshipcollegeweight/obesityJack WhitemusicgunsTed NugentJames CarvilleMitt RomneykidsdreamsIndecision 2012supernaturallookin' good

Aired: 04/26/2012 | Views: 18,815
Watch FULL EPISODE April 26, 2012 — Guest: Jack White

Don McLeroy

Episode #08090

Former Texas Board of Education Chairman Don McLeroy discusses the documentary "The Revisionaries," science in textbooks and religious conservatism. (06:41)

Tags:  Don McLeroyinterviewseducationcreationismevolutiondocumentariesJimmysciencereligionBibleSatanThomas Jeffersonvotinghigh fivecontroversiesTexasschoolGoddinosaurshistoryTea Partyfounding fathersconservativemiraclestruthinessCharles Darwinatheistcensorshipdreams

Aired: 04/23/2012 | Views: 115,484
Watch FULL EPISODE April 23, 2012 — Guest: Don McLeroy

Jonah Lehrer

Episode #08087

Jonah Lehrer examines dangerous creativity myths and the history of innovation. (06:48)

Tags:  Jonah LehrerinterviewsbooksinventionstechnologyphilosophyculturekidsstatisticshistorySteve JobsWilliam ShakespeareGooglealcoholmental healthgrowing updreamscrimeliterary referencesartteens

Aired: 04/17/2012 | Views: 20,578

Dirt Bike Badass in the Lincoln Tunnel

Episode #08081

Stephen catches the spirit of America popping wheelies in the Lincoln Tunnel during his morning commute. (02:58)

Tags:  drivingsafetyNew York Citymotorcyclesfriendsragetransportationpatriotismbikeswork/officeNew JerseystuntsballsGeorge WashingtoniPhonedreamspolice businessAmerica

Aired: 04/05/2012 | Views: 132,656

Thought for Food - Responsible Snacking & Second Breakfast

Episode #08067

Stephen mourns the end of King-Size Snickers bars and celebrates the rising popularity of "second breakfast." (04:36)

Tags:  Thought for Foodjunk foodfoodhealthphotosLord of the RingscompetitionsRussiaspaceJ.R.R. TolkienfutureTaco BellNooo!fast foodweight/obesityliterary referencesmoviesdreamssleepAmericacrying

Aired: 03/06/2012 | Views: 25,647

Grim Colberty Tales with Maurice Sendak Pt. 1

Episode #08049

Author and illustrator Maurice Sendak contemplates the complexity of children and the simplicity of Newt Gingrich. (07:32)

Tags:  Maurice Sendakappearanceson locationbooksliterary referenceskidsNewt Gingrichgay/homosexualVin DieselmoneybusinesssexpenisesassesnuditycelebritiesJewishMILFsfansdreamsmurderpregnancycensorshipmovies

Aired: 01/24/2012 | Views: 619,530

Herman Cain Drops Out

Episode #08029

Sexual harassment charges led to a surge in the polls, but Herman Cain's campaign simply could not survive allegations of a consensual relationship. (03:14)

Tags:  Herman Caincampaignsscandalsadulterypollsbookssexual advancesRonald ReaganScooby-DooPokemonIndecisionIndecision 2012candidatesRepublicansrecallsdreamsColbert NationStephen's products

Aired: 12/05/2011 | Views: 48,685

Colbert Platinum - Wealth Under Siege

Episode #08018

Hargrave markets yachts as a necessity for escape, and Silicon Valley billionaire Peter Thiel funds a network of artificial Libertarian islands. (06:42)

Tags:  Colbert PlatinumwealthboatsSUVslimostransportationmongeringviolencepoop & peegunssafetyOccupy Wall StreetprotestsLibertariansfoodcannibalismdreamsanimalsStar WarsMexicanphotosGoddentalcracks upfacial hairfarmingimmigration

Aired: 11/08/2011 | Views: 42,003

George Clooney's Villa Parties

Episode #07123

Stephen often fantasizes about being invited to George Clooney's Italian palazzo, getting drunk and going skinny-dipping in Lake Como. (03:27)

Tags:  George ClooneyMarisa TomeiDavid GergenCharlie RosecelebritiespunditsItalytraveldreamsnuditypartyingswimmingwealthfriend of the showlookin' goodagingexerciseBill O'ReillyPapa BearalcoholhuntingHeroe$ Crawl

Aired: 09/28/2011 | Views: 29,346

Death of America's Space Program

Episode #07094

America ends its space program, making Stephen's astronauts skills as obsolete as dodo husbandry, Zune programming and American manufacturing. (04:10)

Tags:  spaceNASAcryingperformancesunder the deskrobotsimpressionsAmericamoon landingRussiamoneyastronautsanimalsthe heroesdreamskidsmoviesC.O.L.B.E.R.T.songsWristStrong

Aired: 07/21/2011 | Views: 28,817

David Eagleman

Episode #07094

Neuroscientist David Eagleman likens the brain to a neural Parliament with different political parties that are battling it out to steer the ship of state. (05:45)

Tags:  David EaglemaninterviewsbooksAre you high right now?mental healthsciencedreamsfuturespacePink Floydunionsmoviescollegesimulations

Aired: 07/21/2011 | Views: 33,391

Viacom Ruins Stephen's PAC Dream

Episode #07052

Stephen says goodbye to his dream of starting a Colbert PAC after receiving a letter from Viacom. (03:22)

Tags:  ViacomlawyerslawsColbert Nationthe heroesbusinessmoneymail/e-mailRepublicanscandidateselectionsIndecisionIndecision 2012Jimmydreams

Aired: 04/14/2011 | Views: 58,296

Thought for Food - Fruit Pouch, Doritos Ad & Super Big Gulp

Episode #07008

PepsiCo makes fruit possible to eat, a Doritos ad outrages Catholics, and 7-Eleven shrinks its Super Big Gulp to 40 ounces. (08:21)

Tags:  Thought for FoodAmericaweight/obesityjunk foodFox NewsMegyn KellyadvertisingDoritosCatholicreligionJesusBiblebig red buttondemonstrationsdreamsJimmyphotoscontroversies

Aired: 01/13/2011 | Views: 69,236

Sign Off - Elvis Costello - All I Have to Do Is Dream Duet

Episode #06141

Stephen ends the show by joining Elvis Costello for a duet of "All I Have to Do Is Dream." (01:34)

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Aired: 11/04/2010 | Views: 15,265

Exclusive - Elvis Costello - All I Have to Do Is Dream

Episode #06141

Stephen joins Elvis Costello for a duet of "All I Have to Do Is Dream." (03:33)

Tags:  Elvis Costelloexclusivesduetsperformancesmusicsongsdreams

Aired: 11/04/2010 | Views: 95,902

The Carell Corral

Episode #06090

Happy Meals now come with Zoloft, and Stephen Colbert is definitely not a 40-year-old virgin. (01:26)

Tags:  Steve Carellfast fooddrugsmental healthkidslookin' gooddreamsNooo!parentingappearances

Aired: 07/07/2010 | Views: 180,556

Mark Sanford Does Something Interesting

Episode #05086

Mark Sanford releases the juicy details of his torrid affair at a press conference, putting Stephen to sleep. (05:56)

Tags:  Mark SanfordadulterymarriagescandalsJimmyBetter KnowArgentinasleepJonas BrothersmusictransvestitesphotosdreamsSouth Carolinadancing

Aired: 06/24/2009 | Views: 48,672

Sign Off - Unicorn Dealership

Episode #05064

If you dream about Stephen tonight, he'll see you at the unicorn dealership. (00:15)

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Aired: 05/11/2009 | Views: 6,392