Jon Stewart continues to hold the Colbert Super PAC hostage, so Stephen urges Colbert Nation to comfort his frightened money by sending it more of itself. (01:18)

Tags:  Colbert Super PAC,  Jon Stewart,  flying,  Colbert Nation,  money,  Colbert 2012,  South Carolina,  crying,  fundraising

Herman Cain beat every candidate in the South Carolina primary who was no longer trying to win, leading Stephen to officially end his presidential exploratory committee. (04:17)

Tags:  South Carolina,  primaries,  Herman Cain,  Colbert 2012,  Colbert Bump,  Colbert Nation,  voting,  Jon Stewart,  appearances,  Colbert Super PAC,  fist shaking,  transportation,  flying,  animals,  Lord of the Rings,  Jimmy,  candidates,  Republicans,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  campaigns

Mitt Romney, Rick Santorum and Newt Gingrich contend with primary problems, while the Definitely Not Coordinating with Stephen Colbert Super PAC turns on Stephen. (04:17)

Tags:  Rick Perry,  Mitt Romney,  Rick Santorum,  Newt Gingrich,  South Carolina,  Iowa,  caucuses,  flip-flopper,  Colbert Super PAC,  adultery,  Jon Stewart,  Colbert 2012,  advertising,  travel,  flying,  Cinnabon,  food,  under the desk,  Jimmy,  primaries,  candidates,  Republicans,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  Samuel L. Jackson,  marriage,  gay/homosexual,  controversies,  South Cain-olina Primary Rally,  Rosa Parks

Stephen enjoys a Cinnabon before boarding his flight to Charleston to attend the Rock Me Like A Herman Cain South Cain-olina Primary Rally. (00:15)

Tags:  sign off,  South Carolina,  South Cain-olina Primary Rally,  flying,  Cinnabon,  junk food,  rallies,  Herman Cain,  Colbert 2012,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012

Iran claims to have captured one of America's secret stealth drones, so Stephen hatches a plan to get it back. (02:59)

Tags:  international affairs,  Iran,  flying,  military,  technology,  America,  Mahmoud Ahmadinejad,  Jimmy,  costumes,  under the desk,  kids

Self-proclaimed Third Eagle of the Apocalypse William Tapley shares his Denver International Airport conspiracy theory. (08:17)

Tags:  Mysteries of the Ancient Unknown,  on location,  Denver,  apocalypse,  conspiracies,  Christian,  art,  flying,  aliens,  penises,  balls,  asses,  fashion,  songs,  performances,  security,  God,  Satan,  government,  riots,  dogs,  animals,  Stonehenge

Sir Richard Branson believes that business leaders have a responsibility to try to solve some of the world's biggest problems. (06:33)

Tags:  Richard Branson,  interviews,  books,  business,  capitalism,  wealth,  accountability,  Occupy Wall Street,  Air Colbert,  protests,  cults,  government,  global warming,  oil,  energy,  alternative energy,  money,  economy,  facial hair,  lookin' good,  flying,  travel,  space,  fights,  fires,  audience interaction

Brian Eno explains why he walked away from rock superstardom in the 70s and discusses his generative video art project, "77 Million Paintings." (06:27)

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The airline industry creates a new source of revenue, shocking reports emerge from Afghanistan, and Coldplay perform music from their album "Mylo Xyloto." (00:35)

Tags:  intro,  flying,  business,  wealth,  money,  Afghanistan,  heroin,  drugs,  Coldplay,  music,  aliens,  mental health,  statistics

The Tea Party Nation asks its members to pledge not to hire employees, and Spirit Airlines turns jets into flying billboards. (04:05)

Tags:  Tip/Wag,  Tea Party,  economy,  business,  unemployment,  patriotism,  wealth,  flying,  advertising,  Barack Obama,  Herman Cain,  polls,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  elections,  candidates,  puking,  food,  security,  guns,  gay/homosexual,  asses

The Marine Corps issues a harsh restriction banning Marines from audible farting, and the Department of Homeland Security lets kids 12 and under keep their shoes on. (04:49)

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If Americans can exploit the anniversary of the 9/11 attacks to make a quick buck, it's like hitting the terrorists with economic Jujitsu. (04:38)

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All the 2012 election media coverage until now has been bulls**t, but everything from here out is crucial, life-or-death stuff. (03:50)

Tags:  debates,  Republicans,  Labor Day,  media,  MSNBC,  Jimmy,  Ronald Reagan,  balls,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  elections,  candidates,  books,  flying,  space,  Newt Gingrich,  Herman Cain,  Ron Paul,  Social Security,  Chile,  modeling,  poverty,  lookin' good,  Heroe$ Crawl,  trademark,  Colbertisms,  holidays

Whenever terrorists come up with a new way to attack air travel, the TSA finds innovative ways to overreact, but all that security is about to disappear. (05:33)

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If "Depard-two" tickled Anderson Cooper's funny bone, Stephen has just the thing to slit his jocular vein. (04:25)

Tags:  Anderson Cooper,  cracks up,  poop & pee,  CNN,  On Notice/Dead to Me,  fights,  Jimmy,  Gerard Depardieu,  Steve Doocy,  celebrities,  media,  lookin' good,  Harry Potter,  Heroe$ Crawl,  flying

Atlantis crewmembers Chris Ferguson, Doug Hurley, Rex Walheim and Sandy Magnus discuss the final space shuttle mission in this uncut version of their interview with Stephen. (05:21)

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Atlantis crewmembers Chris Ferguson, Doug Hurley, Rex Walheim and Sandy Magnus discuss the final space shuttle mission in Part 2 of this uncut web exclusive. (04:16)

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The credit downgrade reduces Americans to waffle-eating Kiwis who put mayonnaise on their French fries and have a serious Hobbit infestation. (03:36)

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With America's helium supply dwindling, the country has no choice but to hunt balloons in the wild. (03:10)

Tags:  science,  shortages,  balloons,  flying,  animals,  drugs,  health,  Nooo!,  Jimmy,  balls,  poop & pee,  family,  kids,  apologies,  documentaries,  Doris Kearns Goodwin,  the heroes,  vacations,  elitism,  South Park

Missy Cummings wants to replace the military's cumbersome battlefield surveillance technology with lightweight, smartphone-operated drones. (05:35)

Tags:  Missy Cummings,  interviews,  demonstrations,  flying,  robots,  science,  technology,  Middle East,  wars,  troops,  military,  cell phones,  iPhone,  Jimmy,  toys & games,  money,  Colbert Super PAC,  flags,  the heroes