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Rick Santorum prefers incarcerated fathers, and Stephen reveals his affinity for gingerbread men. (02:49)
Newt Gingrich explains one of the Constitution's pre-existing conditions, which may lead to the rise of geriatric jihadists. (03:20)
Rush Limbaugh shares his kung pao jibber-jabber and compares NFL games to gang violence. (03:23)
Episode #08101
The Report is off for the next two weeks, and Stephen snacks on peanuts. (00:20)
Episode #08092
Feeding tubes help brides drop 20 pounds in 10 days, and sperm-murdering jelly injections prove highly effective. (05:25)
Episode #08090
Mitt Romney's daily minute of spontaneity contains 59 seconds of awkwardness. (04:23)
Episode #08089
America has very strict meat entry laws, but that doesn't stop some south of the border sausage smugglers from playing "hide the bologna." (06:26)
Episode #08087
Chicken feed comes into question, a scandal rocks a government agency, and Jonah Lehrer shares an original insight. (00:31)
Episode #08087
Starbucks uses pulverized bugs to color frappuccinos, a British Pizza Hut introduces a meat stalkers pizza, and some chicken feed includes caffeine and Prozac. (06:08)
Episode #08083
Stephen celebrates Chuck Grassley's minimalist Twitter feed and artistic aversion to typing. (03:01)
Episode #08080
Unlike most things, the Peabody award for Colbert Super PAC segments isn't just about Stephen. (03:02)
Episode #08080
After Larry the Quaker Oats mascot undergoes plastic surgery, Stephen gets a distressing call from Wilford Brimley. (04:15)
Episode #08079
Following Stephen's report on LFTB, otherwise known as "pink slime," some in the Twittersphere accuse him of being transphobic. (02:17)
Episode #08079
Critics question the secrecy and tax status of unregistered money guns shooting up the election, like Ham Rove's Colbert Super PAC SHH! and Karl Rove's Crossroads GPS. (03:12)
Episode #08079
Governor Nikki Haley talks about the good people of South Carolina who elected a 38-year-old, Indian-American female for governor. (05:27)
Episode #08078
There's trouble in the beef industry, Pope Benedict XVI pays a visit to Cuba, and Governor Gary Johnson runs as the 2012 Libertarian candidate for president. (00:35)
Episode #08078
Whoever wins the Super Fun Pack Treasure Hunt will receive a university visit from the actual Stephen Colbert, not the Venezuelan knockoff. (03:56)
Episode #08078
Governors from beef industry states want to end the smear campaign against lean, finely textured beef, and make the term "pink slime" a thing of the past. (04:54)
Episode #08078
Stephen digs into a Hamlet Rove from the Colbert Super PAC Super Fun Pack. (00:06)
Episode #08076
The solicitor general's defense of Obamacare was a train wreck that slammed into the Hindenberg, landed on the deck of the Titanic, and then sailed in to see "John Carter." (04:40)