Ben & Jerry's releases a 2012 election year package that equates the dominance of Americone Dream with that of the Colbert Super PAC. (04:57)

Tags:  Americone Dream,  Colbert Nation,  Colbert Super PAC,  collectibles,  Valentine's Day,  holidays,  Jimmy Fallon,  Ben & Jerry's,  competitions,  challenges,  the heroes,  food,  gross-out,  photos,  facial hair,  kids,  Fear Factor,  Conan O'Brien,  health,  crying,  costumes,  weight/obesity,  charity,  friends,  fights,  audience interaction,  money,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012

Chinese tycoon and friend of the show Long Liyuan dies after indulging in a poisoned meal of slow-boiled cat-meat stew. (03:45)

Tags:  Un-American News,  China,  Chinese New Year,  wealth,  food,  cats & cats,  racism,  gross-out,  murder,  friend of the show,  Stephen's friends,  ALF,  Stephen's products,  under the desk,  animals,  international affairs,  advertising,  cracks up,  Korean,  friends,  photos,  Asian,  iPad,  labor

ChristianMingle.com helps Christian singles find God's match for them, and Pastor Ed Young challenges married couples to have seven straight days of sex. (05:20)

Tags:  Yahweh or No Way,  God,  Bible,  Internet,  sex,  Jesus,  Ed Young,  marriage,  books,  young Stephen,  lookin' good,  animals,  friends,  Christian,  dating,  religion,  Adam and Eve,  men/women

After winning a non-binding caucus by eight votes and a plurality of the vote in one of the smallest primaries in the nation, Mitt Romney is a juggishnaut. (06:14)

Tags:  primaries,  New Hampshire,  Mitt Romney,  Ron Paul,  Jon Huntsman,  marriage,  voting,  under the desk,  appearances,  Andy Cohen,  friends,  alcohol,  dating,  food,  sexual advances,  gay/homosexual,  Sex and the City,  parody,  simulations,  Stephen's laptop,  lookin' good,  photos,  Republicans,  candidates,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012

To honor the memory of Donald Trump mattering, Stephen re-announces Stephen Colbert's South Carolina Serious, Classy Republican Debate. (04:54)

Tags:  Donald Trump,  impressions,  debates,  South Carolina Serious Classy Republican Debate,  South Carolina,  friends,  print media,  Newt Gingrich,  Rick Santorum,  National Geographic,  asses,  breasts,  food,  zoos,  animals,  lookin' good,  Jimmy,  Michael Stipe,  appearances,  candidates,  Republicans,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012

To fill the enormous void left by Donald Trump's debate debacle, Stephen sets the date of his GOP debate in stone. (03:36)

Tags:  Donald Trump,  impressions,  debates,  Republicans,  lookin' good,  candidates,  animals,  Australia,  TV,  Carrot Top,  South Carolina,  John McCain,  friends,  wealth,  nudity,  Eva Longoria,  Kelly Ripa,  asses,  weight/obesity,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012

Donald Trump prepares to moderate a GOP presidential debate, but Republicans discourage candidates from appearing. (07:36)

Tags:  Donald Trump,  South Carolina Serious Classy Republican Debate,  debates,  impressions,  Mitt Romney,  flip-flopper,  candidates,  media,  wealth,  limos,  photos,  George Will,  Jim Lehrer,  competitions,  lookin' good,  Colbert Super PAC,  friends,  costumes,  South Carolina,  Republicans,  reality shows,  poop & pee,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012

Stephen's pro-NBA-owner Super PAC ad is sure to bring the NBA lockout crisis to an end -- if ABC's Dallas affiliate, WFAA, ever airs it. (6:34)

Tags:  Sport Report,  NBA,  advertising,  Colbert Super PAC,  basketball,  Mark Cuban,  money,  wealth,  business,  economy,  unemployment,  work/office,  unions,  Dallas Mavericks,  Colbert Nation,  audience interaction,  conspiracies,  Jimmy,  photos,  the heroes,  friends,  Christmas,  holidays,  Jesus,  Emmy Awards,  media,  local news team,  mail/e-mail,  Dallas,  Texas,  Good Morning America

Stephen honors Steve Jobs with a montage of all the cool Apple products he got for free, and thanks Jobs for everything he did. (03:44)

Tags:  Steve Jobs,  Apple,  give it to me,  technology,  mail/e-mail,  friends,  death,  Jimmy,  montages,  iPhone,  iPad,  iPods,  gifts & presents,  Grammy Awards,  Jay-Z,  doctors,  Dr Pepper,  advertising,  business,  Internet

Jimmy Fallon and Stephen find a way to share their fun, private memories of friendship with the world. (06:03)

Tags:  Jimmy Fallon,  Anderson Cooper,  appearances,  friends,  friend of the show,  Emmy Awards,  photos,  flashbacks,  amusement parks,  fashion,  fights,  rage,  murder,  crying,  costumes,  bikes,  Harry Potter,  magic,  food,  health,  mental health,  hobos,  breaking up,  talk shows,  audience interaction,  Heroe$ Crawl

Technology turns people into empty flesh terminals that rely on it for all their ideas, memories and relationships. (05:40)

Tags:  The Word,  technology,  Internet,  friends,  Jimmy,  Google,  mental health,  Nana & Pee-Pop,  kittens,  cats & cats,  science,  food,  Gene Simmons,  business,  cell phones,  the heroes,  phone calls,  Facebook,  iPad

Zappos' C.E.O. Tony Hsieh values weirdness in employees and delivers happiness to customers. (06:55)

Tags:  Tony Hsieh,  interviews,  business,  books,  Internet,  shopping,  fashion,  mental health,  work/office,  science,  cults,  aliens,  religion,  Catholic,  the heroes,  lookin' good,  friends

To safeguard against voter fraud and ensure that only the "right people" get elected, Republicans pass laws requiring voters to show government-issued photo IDs. (06:33)

Tags:  voting,  America,  discrimination,  friends,  Barack Obama,  alcohol,  corruption,  Republicans,  Democrats,  food,  elections,  Indecision,  laws,  kids,  poverty,  founding fathers,  Texas,  guns,  education,  Second Amendment,  Jimmy,  South Carolina,  African American,  John Stossel,  Ohio,  Nikki Haley,  William O'Brien,  ethnic,  growing up,  Tea Party,  statistics,  facial hair

Stephen's Emmy Award nominations might lead to an Emmy three-way. (01:49)

Tags:  Emmy Awards,  sex,  Star Wars,  competitions,  lookin' good,  TV,  Jimmy Fallon,  friends

A therapist at Dr. Marcus Bachmann's Christian counseling firm recommends taking a straight accountability buddy to a same-sex wedding. (04:14)

Tags:  Marcus Bachmann,  Michele Bachmann,  gay/homosexual,  candidates,  Tad,  Republicans,  family,  media,  Christian,  religion,  breasts,  penises,  same-sex marriage,  Paul Dinello,  friends,  appearances,  under the desk,  mental health,  Indecision 2012,  Dan Savage

Dan Savage thinks monogamy shouldn't be the ultimate defining characteristic of a successful marriage because fooling around can sometimes save a marriage. (06:11)

Tags:  Dan Savage,  interviews,  Tad,  Paul Dinello,  friends,  appearances,  gay/homosexual,  under the desk,  marriage,  adultery,  sex,  same-sex marriage,  cracks up,  men/women,  conservative,  culture

Stephen goes under the desk to help Tad with the boiler. (00:10)

Tags:  sign off,  under the desk,  Tad,  Paul Dinello,  friends,  gay/homosexual

Stephen wants to give Pakistan an ultimatum to stop supporting terror or lose American aid, but Stephen doesn't think Stephen should choose his friends for him. (04:59)

Tags:  Formidable Opponent,  Pakistan,  intelligence,  ululations,  money,  weapons,  Nooo!,  international affairs,  security,  terrorism,  war on terror,  wars,  nuclear,  friends,  murder,  explosions,  Osama bin Laden,  Afghanistan War,  90s,  costumes

Stephen writes Jimmy Fallon a thank you note for appropriating his face to win an Emmy. (05:55)

Tags:  Who's Riding My Coattails Now?,  Jimmy Fallon,  Emmy Awards,  TV,  The Daily Show,  friends

John Bradshaw discusses the new science of understanding that dogs really want to be with people. (05:25)

Tags:  John Bradshaw,  interviews,  books,  dogs,  pets,  animals,  friends,  science,  socialism