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ESPN robs Americans of the proper football preparation procedures, so Stephen takes it upon himself to compose a Monday Night Football theme. (04:36)
Donald Trump is a reclusive patriot who has the courage and generosity to erect a huge flagpole on his golf course. (05:06)
Several potential Republican candidates pass on the inaugural presidential debate, and Donald Trump compares same-sex marriage to long golf clubs. (03:30)
Nike had to go through tons of voiceovers to find the right father figure for Tiger Woods. (03:09)
Doctors offer March Madness vasectomy deals, chess players punch opponents in the face, and Tiger Woods hires Ari Fleischer. (04:47)
Simon Schama admits that out of all the countries' histories he's covered, the United States has the greatest. (06:45)
Stephen pays homage to Bob Hope, and George W. Bush praises the troops for their courage and endurance. (03:05)
Carl Hiaasen feels that every round of golf is a journey into the darkest part of his soul. (4:38)
Representative John Yarmuth gives Stephen some golfing tips. (:52)
Representative Westmoreland wants the Ten Commandments displayed in the houses of Congress; Stephen wants Representative Westmoreland to name them. (6:34)