ESPN robs Americans of the proper football preparation procedures, so Stephen takes it upon himself to compose a Monday Night Football theme. (04:36)

Tags:  Hank Williams Jr.,  friendly friends at Fox & Friends,  Fox & Friends,  ESPN,  controversies,  Fox News,  performances,  under the desk,  country music,  Adolf Hitler,  Barack Obama,  Joe Biden,  Steve Doocy,  songs,  music,  men/women,  breasts,  football,  sports,  NFL,  video games,  Wii,  simulations,  golfing,  apologies,  Jimmy

Donald Trump is a reclusive patriot who has the courage and generosity to erect a huge flagpole on his golf course. (05:06)

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Several potential Republican candidates pass on the inaugural presidential debate, and Donald Trump compares same-sex marriage to long golf clubs. (03:30)

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Nike had to go through tons of voiceovers to find the right father figure for Tiger Woods. (03:09)

Tags:  Tiger Woods,  sports,  golfing,  advertising,  Nike,  Jimmy,  parenting,  Willy Wonka,  pop culture,  scandals,  TV

Doctors offer March Madness vasectomy deals, chess players punch opponents in the face, and Tiger Woods hires Ari Fleischer. (04:47)

Tags:  Sport Report,  sports,  basketball,  March Madness,  local news team,  health,  boxing,  golfing,  Tiger Woods,  Ari Fleischer,  Mark McGwire,  steroids,  Jimmy,  balls,  toys & games

Simon Schama admits that out of all the countries' histories he's covered, the United States has the greatest. (06:45)

Tags:  Simon Schama,  interviews,  books,  history,  future,  Thomas Jefferson,  Jesus,  Saddam Hussein,  Adolf Hitler,  wars,  Jewish,  British,  great or greatest,  anthems,  Iran,  Twitter,  golfing,  Iraq War,  bacon,  Rome,  shortages

Stephen pays homage to Bob Hope, and George W. Bush praises the troops for their courage and endurance. (03:05)

Tags:  intro,  George W. Bush,  Bob Hope,  golfing,  alcohol,  Operation Iraqi Stephen: Going Commando,  Where and When Is Stephen Going to the Persian Gulf?,  Baghdad,  hangovers,  Iraq,  military,  troops,  Colbert Report Overseas,  on location,  Persian Gulf,  puking,  Middle East

Carl Hiaasen feels that every round of golf is a journey into the darkest part of his soul. (4:38)

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Representative John Yarmuth gives Stephen some golfing tips. (:52)

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Representative Westmoreland wants the Ten Commandments displayed in the houses of Congress; Stephen wants Representative Westmoreland to name them. (6:34)

Tags:  Better Know a District,  Georgia,  appearances,  Lynn Westmoreland,  Ten Commandments,  conservative,  Colin Powell,  Republicans,  Phil Gingrey,  religion,  Christian,  on location,  men/women,  let's move on,  laws,  Social Security,  education,  debt,  music,  country music,  Little Richard,  Native American,  golfing,  history,  government