Episode #08101

Minorities use black hole time travel for revenge, strokes suddenly turn people gay, and a zoo is nothing but monkey prison. (06:25)

Tags:  ThreatDown,  violence,  police business,  NYPD,  African American,  ethnic,  profiling,  racism,  statistics,  men/women,  space,  time travel,  Barack Obama,  gay/homosexual,  same-sex marriage,  impressions,  exercise,  sex,  health,  science,  Matthew McConaughey,  lookin' good,  animals,  monkeys!,  gross-out,  zoos,  prison,  oral sex,  asses,  international affairs,  China,  U.K.,  New York City,  George Clinton

Episode #08101

Dr. Francis Collins talks about America's weight problem, evolution and the holistic way to confront obesity. (06:28)

Tags:  Francis Collins,  interviews,  documentaries,  weight/obesity,  dieting,  HBO,  health,  America,  kids,  epidemics,  lookin' good,  government,  junk food,  asses,  exercise,  gross-out,  fights,  demonstrations,  competitions,  evolution,  family,  death,  Social Security

Episode #08092

Feeding tubes help brides drop 20 pounds in 10 days, and sperm-murdering jelly injections prove highly effective. (05:25)

Tags:  Cheating Death,  Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA,  Vaxa,  Prescott Group,  weight/obesity,  dieting,  food,  gross-out,  Jimmy,  men/women,  marriage,  lookin' good,  health,  Sting,  birth control,  balls,  taints,  surgery,  sex,  injuries,  animals,  penises,  volcanoes

Episode #08090

Pheromone parties encourage premarital smelling, and Arizona lawmakers declare that pregnancy begins two weeks before conception. (04:22)

Tags:  Tip/Wag,  men/women,  Arizona,  dating,  sex,  pregnancy,  Republicans,  gross-out,  abortion,  Doris Kearns Goodwin,  apologies,  vaginas,  menstrual cycle,  laws,  Nana & Pee-Pop,  balls,  penises,  Mozart,  under the desk,  cracks up,  mental health,  birth control,  partying,  music

Episode #08089

America has very strict meat entry laws, but that doesn't stop some south of the border sausage smugglers from playing "hide the bologna." (06:26)

Tags:  The Enemy Within,  Mexico,  border security,  food,  black market,  money,  ethnic,  appearances,  kids,  drugs,  laws,  Jim Gilchrist,  international affairs,  gross-out,  hot dogs,  crime,  America,  patriotism,  lobbyists,  mongering,  addiction,  police business

Episode #08087

Starbucks uses pulverized bugs to color frappuccinos, a British Pizza Hut introduces a meat stalkers pizza, and some chicken feed includes caffeine and Prozac. (06:08)

Tags:  Thought for Food,  insects,  hot dogs,  Starbucks,  drugs,  animals,  vegetarians,  Smurfs,  photos,  gross-out,  food,  junk food,  U.K.,  farming,  health,  under the desk,  mental health,  competitions,  international affairs,  erectile dysfunction,  restaurants,  America

Episode #08078

Governors from beef industry states want to end the smear campaign against lean, finely textured beef, and make the term "pink slime" a thing of the past. (04:54)

Tags:  food,  gross-out,  animals,  Rick Perry,  slogans,  health,  transgender,  dogs,  business,  pets,  Harvard,  under the desk,  fashion,  liberal

Episode #08071

Andrew Bird explains the inspiration for "Eyeoneye" and learns of sad associations with his "The Mysterious Production of Eggs" album. (03:23)

Tags:  Andrew Bird,  interviews,  music,  Colbert Bump,  Renaissance,  death,  gross-out,  songs,  breaking up,  mental health

Episode #08070

Scientists find another use for lifesaving bacon, and ultrasound shuts down sperm production in rat testes. (05:05)

Tags:  Cheating Death,  Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA,  bacon,  men/women,  health,  cocaine,  menstrual cycle,  cracks up,  birth control,  drugs,  Prescott Group,  photos,  gross-out,  pregnancy,  balls,  animals,  abstinence,  music,  penises,  songs,  print media

Episode #08056

Finger hugger Steve Gass wants big government to force saw manufacturers to adopt his safety technology. (04:56)

Tags:  People Who Are Destroying America,  technology,  safety,  injuries,  government,  Constitution,  huggers,  laws,  inventions,  American blankscape,  Colbertisms,  gross-out,  balls,  animals,  guns,  Mary Poppins,  food

Episode #08055

Stephen thanks the heroes for their donations and reveals how Colbert Super PAC will spend its $1 million. (03:58)

Tags:  Colbert Super PAC,  Colbert Nation,  Ham Rove,  appearances,  under the desk,  the heroes,  money,  fundraising,  montages,  movies,  Tim Pawlenty,  Google,  Rick Santorum,  gross-out,  Karl Rove,  food,  gifts & presents,  Facebook,  Internet,  cats & cats

Episode #08054

Ben & Jerry's releases a 2012 election year package that equates the dominance of Americone Dream with that of the Colbert Super PAC. (04:57)

Tags:  Americone Dream,  Colbert Nation,  Colbert Super PAC,  collectibles,  Valentine's Day,  holidays,  Jimmy Fallon,  Ben & Jerry's,  competitions,  challenges,  the heroes,  food,  gross-out,  photos,  facial hair,  kids,  Fear Factor,  Conan O'Brien,  health,  crying,  costumes,  weight/obesity,  charity,  friends,  fights,  audience interaction,  money,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012

Episode #08050

Chinese tycoon and friend of the show Long Liyuan dies after indulging in a poisoned meal of slow-boiled cat-meat stew. (03:45)

Tags:  Un-American News,  China,  Chinese New Year,  wealth,  food,  cats & cats,  racism,  gross-out,  murder,  friend of the show,  Stephen's friends,  ALF,  Stephen's products,  under the desk,  animals,  international affairs,  advertising,  cracks up,  Korean,  friends,  photos,  Asian,  iPad,  labor

Episode #08050

Stephen cracks open a can of the premium cat-meat stew that he endorses in China. (00:09)

Tags:  sign off,  Stephen's products,  cats & cats,  food,  China,  animals,  gross-out

Episode #08041

Mitt Romney and Jon Huntsman tie in Dixville Notch, and Romney declares that he likes being able to fire people. (05:13)

Tags:  primaries,  New Hampshire,  Mitt Romney,  Jon Huntsman,  Newt Gingrich,  Barack Obama,  terminations,  China,  insurance,  media,  Jimmy,  South Carolina,  cooking,  food,  animals,  taints,  business,  candidates,  Republicans,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  gross-out,  demonstrations

Episode #08037

The Super Bowl of old Midwestern people sitting in folding chairs in a high school gym is upon us. (06:50)

Tags:  caucuses,  Iowa,  polls,  Rick Santorum,  food,  Dan Savage,  high-fructose corn syrup,  Jimmy,  fashion,  lookin' good,  photos,  gay/homosexual,  patriotism,  Google,  poop & pee,  gross-out,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  candidates,  campaigns,  Republicans

Episode #08033

Due to a high-fat low-carb diet craze, Norway has no butter and no hope of rebuilding its butter reserves. (03:45)

Tags:  Norway,  shortages,  food,  dieting,  international affairs,  Jimmy,  organized crime,  under the desk,  addiction,  weight/obesity,  gross-out,  Y2K,  America,  competitions,  Cinnabon

Episode #08032

Virus-laden pops have the taste kids love with the proven effectiveness of something licked by a stranger, and one person's poop can restore another person's good bacteria. (05:55)

Tags:  Cheating Death,  Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA,  Vaxa,  Prescott Group,  kids,  health,  mental health,  parenting,  mongering,  mail/e-mail,  laws,  food,  cracks up,  gross-out,  doctors,  poop & pee,  Mitt Romney,  ethnic,  Christmas,  gifts & presents

Episode #08024

Pushy Pops finally addresses the most annoying part of eating: the pause between putting food in your face and putting more food in your face. (03:49)

Tags:  Thought for Food,  Stephen's products,  food,  junk food,  advertising,  demonstrations,  Jimmy,  gross-out,  under the desk,  photos,  health

Episode #08021

According to KPHO, Phoenix's news leader, boys and girls across America are soaking tampons in vodka and literally getting drunk off their asses. (03:48)

Tags:  alcohol,  menstrual cycle,  men/women,  parenting,  teens,  mongering,  asses,  media,  local news team,  gross-out,  interns,  kids,  coffee,  crying,  advertising,  violence,  school