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ThreatDown - Interdimensional Black People, Gay Strokes & Manipulative Sicko Monkeys

Episode #08101

Minorities use black hole time travel for revenge, strokes suddenly turn people gay, and a zoo is nothing but monkey prison. (06:25)

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Aired: 05/10/2012 | Views: 32,764
Watch FULL EPISODE May 10, 2012 — Guest: Dr. Francis Collins

Francis Collins

Episode #08101

Dr. Francis Collins talks about America's weight problem, evolution and the holistic way to confront obesity. (06:28)

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Aired: 05/10/2012 | Views: 16,903
Watch FULL EPISODE May 10, 2012 — Guest: Dr. Francis Collins

Cheating Death - Crash Diet Feeding Tubes & Scrotum Gel Injections

Episode #08092

Feeding tubes help brides drop 20 pounds in 10 days, and sperm-murdering jelly injections prove highly effective. (05:25)

Tags:  Cheating DeathDr. Stephen T. Colbert DFAVaxaPrescott Groupweight/obesitydietingfoodgross-outJimmymen/womenmarriagelookin' goodhealthStingbirth controlballstaintssurgerysexinjuriesanimalspenisesvolcanoes

Aired: 04/25/2012 | Views: 25,354
Watch FULL EPISODE April 25, 2012 — Guest: Michael Sandel

Tip/Wag: Pheromone Parties & Arizona's "Pre-life" Laws

Episode #08090

Pheromone parties encourage premarital smelling, and Arizona lawmakers declare that pregnancy begins two weeks before conception. (04:22)

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Aired: 04/23/2012 | Views: 30,142
Watch FULL EPISODE April 23, 2012 — Guest: Don McLeroy

The Enemy Within - Bologna Border Bust

Episode #08089

America has very strict meat entry laws, but that doesn't stop some south of the border sausage smugglers from playing "hide the bologna." (06:26)

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Aired: 04/19/2012 | Views: 21,703

Thought for Food - Bug Food Coloring, Hot-Dog-Stuffed Crust & Drugged Poultry

Episode #08087

Starbucks uses pulverized bugs to color frappuccinos, a British Pizza Hut introduces a meat stalkers pizza, and some chicken feed includes caffeine and Prozac. (06:08)

Tags:  Thought for Foodinsectshot dogsStarbucksdrugsanimalsvegetariansSmurfsphotosgross-outfoodjunk foodU.K.farminghealthunder the deskmental healthcompetitionsinternational affairserectile dysfunctionrestaurantsAmerica

Aired: 04/17/2012 | Views: 36,165

The Beefstate Governors

Episode #08078

Governors from beef industry states want to end the smear campaign against lean, finely textured beef, and make the term "pink slime" a thing of the past. (04:54)

Tags:  foodgross-outanimalsRick PerrysloganshealthtransgenderdogsbusinesspetsHarvardunder the deskfashionliberal

Aired: 04/02/2012 | Views: 27,123

Andrew Bird

Episode #08071

Andrew Bird explains the inspiration for "Eyeoneye" and learns of sad associations with his "The Mysterious Production of Eggs" album. (03:23)

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Aired: 03/13/2012 | Views: 19,112

Cheating Death - Bacon Cure for Nosebleeds & Sound Wave Sterility

Episode #08070

Scientists find another use for lifesaving bacon, and ultrasound shuts down sperm production in rat testes. (05:05)

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Aired: 03/12/2012 | Views: 21,128

People Who Are Destroying America - SawStop

Episode #08056

Finger hugger Steve Gass wants big government to force saw manufacturers to adopt his safety technology. (04:56)

Tags:  People Who Are Destroying AmericatechnologysafetyinjuriesgovernmentConstitutionhuggerslawsinventionsAmerican blankscapeColbertismsgross-outballsanimalsgunsMary Poppinsfood

Aired: 02/13/2012 | Views: 89,812

Colbert Super PAC - Thank You

Episode #08055

Stephen thanks the heroes for their donations and reveals how Colbert Super PAC will spend its $1 million. (03:58)

Tags:  Colbert Super PACColbert NationHam Roveappearancesunder the deskthe heroesmoneyfundraisingmontagesmoviesTim PawlentyGoogleRick Santorumgross-outKarl Rovefoodgifts & presentsFacebookInternetcats & cats

Aired: 02/02/2012 | Views: 41,351

Colbert Super PAC - Americone Dream Super Pack

Episode #08054

Ben & Jerry's releases a 2012 election year package that equates the dominance of Americone Dream with that of the Colbert Super PAC. (04:57)

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Aired: 02/01/2012 | Views: 33,049

Un-American News - China Edition

Episode #08050

Chinese tycoon and friend of the show Long Liyuan dies after indulging in a poisoned meal of slow-boiled cat-meat stew. (03:45)

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Aired: 01/25/2012 | Views: 30,186

Sign Off - Colonel Tuxedo's Cat Food

Episode #08050

Stephen cracks open a can of the premium cat-meat stew that he endorses in China. (00:09)

Tags:  sign offStephen's productscats & catsfoodChinaanimalsgross-out

Aired: 01/25/2012 | Views: 10,168

New Hampshire Primary & Mitt Romney's Gaffe

Episode #08041

Mitt Romney and Jon Huntsman tie in Dixville Notch, and Romney declares that he likes being able to fire people. (05:13)

Tags:  primariesNew HampshireMitt RomneyJon HuntsmanNewt GingrichBarack ObamaterminationsChinainsurancemediaJimmySouth CarolinacookingfoodanimalstaintsbusinesscandidatesRepublicansIndecisionIndecision 2012gross-outdemonstrations

Aired: 01/10/2012 | Views: 56,981

Iowa Caucus 2012

Episode #08037

The Super Bowl of old Midwestern people sitting in folding chairs in a high school gym is upon us. (06:50)

Tags:  caucusesIowapollsRick SantorumfoodDan Savagehigh-fructose corn syrupJimmyfashionlookin' goodphotosgay/homosexualpatriotismGooglepoop & peegross-outIndecisionIndecision 2012candidatescampaignsRepublicans

Aired: 01/03/2012 | Views: 53,067

Norway's Butter Shortage

Episode #08033

Due to a high-fat low-carb diet craze, Norway has no butter and no hope of rebuilding its butter reserves. (03:45)

Tags:  Norwayshortagesfooddietinginternational affairsJimmyorganized crimeunder the deskaddictionweight/obesitygross-outY2KAmericacompetitionsCinnabon

Aired: 12/12/2011 | Views: 286,602

Cheating Death - Chicken Pox Lollipops & Fecal Transplants

Episode #08032

Virus-laden pops have the taste kids love with the proven effectiveness of something licked by a stranger, and one person's poop can restore another person's good bacteria. (05:55)

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Aired: 12/08/2011 | Views: 39,306

Thought for Food - Pushy Pops

Episode #08024

Pushy Pops finally addresses the most annoying part of eating: the pause between putting food in your face and putting more food in your face. (03:49)

Tags:  Thought for FoodStephen's productsfoodjunk foodadvertisingdemonstrationsJimmygross-outunder the deskphotoshealth

Aired: 11/17/2011 | Views: 23,337

Vodka Tampons

Episode #08021

According to KPHO, Phoenix's news leader, boys and girls across America are soaking tampons in vodka and literally getting drunk off their asses. (03:48)

Tags:  alcoholmenstrual cyclemen/womenparentingteensmongeringassesmedialocal news teamgross-outinternskidscoffeecryingadvertisingviolenceschool

Aired: 11/14/2011 | Views: 98,371