A half-Hispanic Spider-Man steals an American superhero job, and Colbert Super PAC launches its air power for Rick Parry with an "A" in Iowa. (07:33)

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Department stores stop offering free gift wrapping, Santa lowers kids' expectations, and Arizona families fight the war on Christmas, fully armed. (05:46)

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South Carolina Democratic Party chairman Dick Harpootlian helps Stephen fight to restore his corporate personhood referendum to the Republican primary ballot. (03:43)

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Stephen pays tribute to the Washington insiders who pick up the lunch bill and write the legislative bill. (04:13)

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Hargrave markets yachts as a necessity for escape, and Silicon Valley billionaire Peter Thiel funds a network of artificial Libertarian islands. (06:42)

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New York bureaucrats stick their budget-cutting knives right into Santa's bowlful of jelly, but the Colbert Super PAC makes things right. (03:27)

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Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker allows concealed weapons in the state capitol building, and True North lets low-income patients trade services for healthcare. (03:18)

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Occupy Wall Street protesters have a right to peacefully assemble, and the police have a right to disassemble them into pieces. (04:29)

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Herman Cain's ad sends the message that he doesn't just want to be the president of the United States, he wants to be the president of flavor country. (07:51)

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The Tea Party Nation asks its members to pledge not to hire employees, and Spirit Airlines turns jets into flying billboards. (04:05)

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Stephen doesn't want the government to stop Ron Paul from shooting at floods. (03:57)

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NASCAR employs a ruinous set of green initiatives, and the NFL institutes tighter stadium security, starting at the ankles. (04:06)

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Rick Perry takes on the 800-pound gorilla in the room, being stomped on by the elephant in the room, being ridden by the emperor who has no clothes: Social Security. (04:50)

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Robin Wright believes that, by rejecting extremism, Muslims have created the most important political turning point of the early 21st century. (07:09)

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While Vladimir Putin bags tigers in Siberia, Barack Obama bags a pie on his Midwestern safari. (03:13)

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Rick Perry becomes the Republican frontrunner, Adam and Eve might not have existed, and Jeff Bridges performs music from his album. (00:36)

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Colbert Super PAC beats back wannabe super PACs to become Rick Perry's official unofficial, non-connected, independent expenditure, all-you-can-eat money trough. (06:00)

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U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations Susan Rice believes the U.N. is the one place where America can marshal the military and financial support of other nations. (06:03)

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In this unedited, extended interview, U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations Susan Rice explains the role of the U.N. in protecting American interests. (05:15)

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The credit downgrade reduces Americans to waffle-eating Kiwis who put mayonnaise on their French fries and have a serious Hobbit infestation. (03:36)

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