Mountain Dew Presents Michigan finds a unique solution to the debt crisis, and Lupe Fiasco performs. (00:27)

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Military contractor David H. Brooks demands a memory-erasing pill that will hide the fact he expensed hookers, porn and plastic surgery. (03:52)

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The summer movies are coming out. Stephen's advice? Stay at home and burn a good book. (0:31)

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Stephen asks Representative Madeleine Bordallo if she's ever tasted horse flesh. (:38)

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Representative John Yarmuth knows how to dispose of kittens if you don't have a shovel or a garbage can. (6:17)

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Congressman Steve Rothman talks about New Jersey, the war in Iraq and what date movie he'd see with Stephen. (6:43)

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