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The National Defense Authorization Act strikes at the heart of the most notorious safe haven for terrorists: the U.S. Constitution. (05:58)
Planet huggers turn America's Almond Joy into almond shame, and a Christian group in Texas hands out Bibles instead of candy. (03:31)
Ukranian bears quit vodka cold turkey, a terminator bear hunts Stephen, and a California black bear steals a Prius. (04:48)
The socket huggers claim that pigtail bulbs last up to 10 years, but they haven't considered how the efficient lights will affect the joke-telling industry. (04:17)
AOL acquires the Huffington Post for $315 million, Spike TV follows two repo men, and Japan suspends its annual whale hunt. (07:34)
Kanye West replaces all of his lower teeth with permanent diamond implants, and Harrods sells the first million-dollar advent calendar. (04:41)
Police tase a 76-year-old man five times, juice a soccer mom in front of her kids, and test out the new Taser X3, which can paralyze three people without reloading. (05:59)
Steven Johnson talks about Joseph Priestley, the man who first realized that plants actually create the oxygen we breathe. (05:28)
The Boy Scouts of America proudly raise the Scout sign and tell their own conservation code to read between the lines. (02:03)
Stephen asks Sierra Club Executive Director Carl Pope if George W. Bush is a green president or the greenest president. (07:06)
The BumBot: cybernetic anti-crime unit, dehumanizing debuminizer or old three-wheeled scooter with a cajun chicken smoker? (4:49)
Stephen tips his hat to The New York Times after his book hit number one, but wags his finger at neuroscientists at U.C. Berkeley for saying that people need sleep. (3:43)
DNA freed Jerry Miller after 26 years in prison. Stephen presents him with a card. (6:22)
Who's to say that we presently have the best climate when there are so many other climates we haven't tried yet? (3:50)
Current threats include Oprah, publicists, Austrian animal rights activists, spiders and Knut, the abandoned polar bear. (6:31)
Normally, Stephen isn't an endangered species-hugger, unless he's hugging a snow leopard out of its last breath. (3:48)
As Colin Beavan talks about his environmentally conscientious lifestyle, Stephen times him with a microwave. (5:08)
After reading an article about babies being "turned straight" in the womb, Stephen feels everything should be genetically engineered to look more like the Bible says. (3:20)
Stephen brings clinical psychologist/Congressman Brian Baird to a safe place. (5:57)
The best way to protect marriage is to ban gay marriage in all states, but Massachusetts -- creating a Gaysrael. (3:11)
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