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Episode #08062
The Persian menace nabs its first ever Oscar, and "The Lorax" has over 70 different product tie-ins, which should automatically win it Best Picture in 2013. (04:14)
Episode #08056
Finger hugger Steve Gass wants big government to force saw manufacturers to adopt his safety technology. (04:56)
Episode #08039
The National Defense Authorization Act strikes at the heart of the most notorious safe haven for terrorists: the U.S. Constitution. (05:58)
Episode #08011
Planet huggers turn America's Almond Joy into almond shame, and a Christian group in Texas hands out Bibles instead of candy. (03:31)
Episode #08001
Ukranian bears quit vodka cold turkey, a terminator bear hunts Stephen, and a California black bear steals a Prius. (04:48)
Episode #07034
The socket huggers claim that pigtail bulbs last up to 10 years, but they haven't considered how the efficient lights will affect the joke-telling industry. (04:17)
Episode #07023
AOL acquires the Huffington Post for $315 million, Spike TV follows two repo men, and Japan suspends its annual whale hunt. (07:34)
Episode #06145
Kanye West replaces all of his lower teeth with permanent diamond implants, and Harrods sells the first million-dollar advent calendar. (04:41)
Episode #05123
Police tase a 76-year-old man five times, juice a soccer mom in front of her kids, and test out the new Taser X3, which can paralyze three people without reloading. (05:59)
Episode #05032
Steven Johnson talks about Joseph Priestley, the man who first realized that plants actually create the oxygen we breathe. (05:28)
Episode #05020
The Boy Scouts of America proudly raise the Scout sign and tell their own conservation code to read between the lines. (02:03)
Episode #04091
Stephen asks Sierra Club Executive Director Carl Pope if George W. Bush is a green president or the greenest president. (07:06)
Episode #04055
The BumBot: cybernetic anti-crime unit, dehumanizing debuminizer or old three-wheeled scooter with a cajun chicken smoker? (4:49)
Episode #03135
Stephen tips his hat to The New York Times after his book hit number one, but wags his finger at neuroscientists at U.C. Berkeley for saying that people need sleep. (3:43)
Episode #03105
DNA freed Jerry Miller after 26 years in prison. Stephen presents him with a card. (6:22)
Episode #03075
Who's to say that we presently have the best climate when there are so many other climates we haven't tried yet? (3:50)
Episode #03062
Current threats include Oprah, publicists, Austrian animal rights activists, spiders and Knut, the abandoned polar bear. (6:31)
Episode #03047
Normally, Stephen isn't an endangered species-hugger, unless he's hugging a snow leopard out of its last breath. (3:48)
Episode #03045
As Colin Beavan talks about his environmentally conscientious lifestyle, Stephen times him with a microwave. (5:08)
Episode #03038
After reading an article about babies being "turned straight" in the womb, Stephen feels everything should be genetically engineered to look more like the Bible says. (3:20)
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