Episode #08092

Feeding tubes help brides drop 20 pounds in 10 days, and sperm-murdering jelly injections prove highly effective. (05:25)

Tags:  Cheating Death,  Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA,  Vaxa,  Prescott Group,  weight/obesity,  dieting,  food,  gross-out,  Jimmy,  men/women,  marriage,  lookin' good,  health,  Sting,  birth control,  balls,  taints,  surgery,  sex,  injuries,  animals,  penises,  volcanoes

Episode #08088

National Geographic premieres a show about people obsessed with the imminent collapse of civilization, which hasn't been covered on TV in over a year. (04:44)

Tags:  End of the World of the Week,  National Geographic,  TV,  doomsday,  guns,  apocalypse,  injuries,  American blankscape,  mongering,  hippies,  Jimmy,  murder,  photos,  balls,  Mexico,  national parks,  animals,  penises,  Ted Nugent,  Glenn Beck,  weapons,  mental health

Episode #08080

Republicans try to appeal to Latinos, a beloved American mascot gets a makeover, and Robert Ballard talks about the Titanic. (00:36)

Tags:  intro,  Republicans,  Latino,  ethnic,  elections,  alcohol,  Lil Wayne,  Robert Ballard,  anniversaries,  Titanic,  French,  NFL,  sports,  football,  injuries

Episode #08066

Professional bowler Pete Weber wins the U.S. Open, Fox 5's Ross Shimabuku insults Danica Patrick, and the New Orleans Saints allegedly paid players to injure competitors. (04:50)

Tags:  Sport Report,  NASCAR,  New Orleans Saints,  Danica Patrick,  bowling,  scandals,  football,  injuries,  lookin' good,  nudity,  money,  investigations,  sexism,  NFL,  mental health,  balls,  auto racing,  violence,  sports,  penises

Episode #08065

Claire Danes talks about her role as a bipolar CIA agent in her TV show "Homeland." (06:00)

Tags:  Claire Danes,  interviews,  celebrities,  mental health,  drugs,  injuries,  books,  CIA,  Colbert Bump,  interrogations,  torture,  spying

Episode #08059

Prince Creme Brawlee of Monaco makes the mistake of getting in the face of all-American super-douche Adam Hock and pays the price. (03:56)

Tags:  royalty,  fights,  violence,  injuries,  douchebags,  wealth,  New York City,  partying,  alcohol,  New York City,  Greece,  America,  Saudi Arabia,  international affairs,  Jimmy

Episode #08059

Ultimate Taser Ball is a dream come true for fans who love the NFL, but want to watch something slightly less violent. (03:59)

Tags:  Current Events,  tasers,  injuries,  sports,  Jimmy,  soccer,  NFL,  balls,  songs,  performances,  teens,  weapons,  health,  apologies,  Doris Kearns Goodwin,  nudity,  photos,  Matt Lappin,  dogs,  toys & games,  North Carolina

Episode #08057

The New York Times' William Broad explores the sexual benefits of yoga as well as its potential health risks. (05:41)

Tags:  William Broad,  interviews,  books,  science,  exercise,  health,  injuries,  asses,  lookin' good,  sex,  cults,  mental health

Episode #08056

Finger hugger Steve Gass wants big government to force saw manufacturers to adopt his safety technology. (04:56)

Tags:  People Who Are Destroying America,  technology,  safety,  injuries,  government,  Constitution,  huggers,  laws,  inventions,  American blankscape,  Colbertisms,  gross-out,  balls,  animals,  guns,  Mary Poppins,  food

Episode #08045

While GOP candidates debate their powerlessness to stop negative super PAC ads, the Definitely Not Coordinating with Stephen Colbert Super PAC releases a Herman Cain ad. (08:17)

Tags:  South Carolina,  primaries,  Colbert Super PAC,  Colbert 2012,  Jon Stewart,  Herman Cain,  debates,  advertising,  Jimmy,  George Will,  money,  Easter,  holidays,  Christian,  Star Wars,  psychics,  supernatural,  injuries,  Republicans,  candidates,  Indecision 2012,  Newt Gingrich,  Mitt Romney,  accountability,  Trevor Potter,  laws

Episode #08042

A Molotov cocktail of doom known as Phobos-Grunt hurtles toward the Earth's surface, threatening New York, London and Tokyo. (03:57)

Tags:  End of the World of the Week,  mongering,  doomsday,  space,  technology,  New York,  Tokyo,  London,  Russia,  alcohol,  health,  death,  science,  safety,  costumes,  under the desk,  Stephen's products,  demonstrations,  injuries,  fashion,  superheroes,  drugs,  literary references,  Joseph Stalin,  Michael Stipe,  appearances

Episode #08025

The orgy of Black Friday Christmas shopping proves that America is back, and Americans will get their gifts by any means necessary. (03:25)

Tags:  Internet,  shopping,  money,  Christmas,  technology,  Stephen's laptop,  iPad,  Matt Lappin,  Jimmy,  violence,  weapons,  injuries,  crime,  Xbox,  video games,  Santa Claus,  audience interaction,  patriotism,  competitions,  riots,  Wal-Mart

Episode #08024

The old, glossy, multicolored lady has done the unthinkable by crowning Bradley Cooper the Sexiest Man Alive. (03:42)

Tags:  People Magazine,  awards,  print media,  lookin' good,  Bradley Cooper,  Matthew McConaughey,  Richard Gere,  food,  rage,  competitions,  French,  Internet,  Nana & Pee-Pop,  advertising,  injuries,  kids,  animals,  poop & pee

Episode #08023

After dealing with Occupy Seattle protestors, the police insist that pepper spray is no more dangerous to a 10-year-old than to an 80-year-old. (03:57)

Tags:  Occupy Wall Street,  Seattle,  protests,  kids,  appearances,  injuries,  police business,  senior citizens,  demonstrations,  visually impaired,  pregnancy,  Jimmy,  under the desk,  weapons,  violence,  food,  health

Episode #08020

When Occupy Wall Street protesters at U.C. Berkeley refuse to leave the campus, they are forcibly removed by baton-wielding police. (02:52)

Tags:  Occupy Wall Street,  Berkeley,  hippies,  teens,  college,  protests,  Wall Street,  business,  police business,  violence,  injuries,  civil rights,  Jimmy,  Lloyd Blankfein,  birth control,  ethnic,  print media

Episode #08017

Stephen turns to the Bigot-O-Tron 9000 to analyze the physiological phenomenon that caused Representative Larry Taylor to use an anti-Semitic slur. (04:56)

Tags:  Blood in the Water,  Larry Taylor,  media,  racism,  Republicans,  Hannity & Colmes,  touch screen,  ethnic,  stereotypes,  science,  Jewish,  Muslim,  Native American,  Jimmy,  Snoopy,  sharks,  injuries,  poop & pee,  liberal,  Texas

Episode #08012

Occupy Wall Street protesters have a right to peacefully assemble, and the police have a right to disassemble them into pieces. (04:29)

Tags:  Occupy Wall Street,  police business,  Oakland,  weapons,  guns,  violence,  injuries,  Wall Street,  protests,  troops,  24-hour news,  media,  trademark,  Colbertisms,  stocks,  cats & cats,  kittens,  Constitution,  death,  partying,  cocaine,  balloons,  American Idol,  parades

Episode #08012

The NFL fines Troy Polamalu for concussion-dialing his wife on the sideline, and Stephen debuts the second pro-NBA-owner Colbert Super PAC ad. (06:19)

Tags:  Sport Report,  Colbert Super PAC,  NFL,  football,  NBA,  basketball,  advertising,  Jimmy,  photos,  Mark Cuban,  Dallas Mavericks,  David Stern,  unions,  controversies,  money,  business,  Troy Polamalu,  health,  family,  God,  Jesus,  Christmas,  holidays,  sexual advances,  lockouts,  contract negotiations,  animals,  World Series,  St. Louis Cardinals,  baseball,  cell phones,  Ben Roethlisberger,  Tom Brady,  injuries,  my mistake,  Virgin Mary,  Texas,  Christian,  religion,  violence,  local news team,  Dallas

Episode #08011

Pulitzer Prize-winning author Taylor Branch describes the NCAA as a cartel that hoards the billions of dollars generated by unpaid college athletes. (06:34)

Tags:  Taylor Branch,  interviews,  NCAA,  sports,  college,  money,  football,  basketball,  March Madness,  injuries,  slavery,  business,  balls,  PETA,  animals,  iPad,  labor

Episode #08010

A new Herman Cain ad goes viral, Occupy Wall Street gets a corporate backer, and Susan Saladoff discusses her documentary on frivolous lawsuits. (00:34)

Tags:  intro,  Herman Cain,  advertising,  Rick Perry,  health,  kids,  candidates,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  Republicans,  campaigns,  Occupy Wall Street,  Wall Street,  protests,  business,  money,  Susan Saladoff,  documentaries,  movies,  lawsuits,  Starbucks,  balls,  injuries,  Muammar al-Gaddafi,  death,  dictators