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Un-American News - Egypt's Presidential Elections

Episode #08102

Egyptian voters narrow down its presidential candidates, but angry protests reveal that nobody likes either contender. (04:09)

Tags:  international affairsEgyptelectionscandidatesvotingdemocracyphotosMorrisseyextremismPunxsutawney PhilIslamicmen/womenHosni MubarakJan BrewerprotestsMitt Romneycats & catsIndecision 2012

Aired: 05/29/2012 | Views: 4,857
Watch FULL EPISODE May 29, 2012 — Guest: Charlize Theron

ThreatDown - Interdimensional Black People, Gay Strokes & Manipulative Sicko Monkeys

Episode #08101

Minorities use black hole time travel for revenge, strokes suddenly turn people gay, and a zoo is nothing but monkey prison. (06:25)

Tags:  ThreatDownviolencepolice businessNYPDAfrican Americanethnicprofilingracismstatisticsmen/womenspacetime travelBarack Obamagay/homosexualsame-sex marriageimpressionsexercisesexhealthscienceMatthew McConaugheylookin' goodanimalsmonkeys!gross-outzoosprisonoral sexassesinternational affairsChinaU.K.New York CityGeorge Clinton

Aired: 05/10/2012 | Views: 32,802
Watch FULL EPISODE May 10, 2012 — Guest: Dr. Francis Collins

Mexico's Debate Playmate

Episode #08100

A former Playboy Playmate helps usher Mexico's presidential debate, and one candidate isn't sorry for noticing. (03:22)

Tags:  Mexicomen/womenelectionscandidatesdebatesragepatriotismslogansRolling StoneBob DylanAmericalookin' goodPlayboySpanishmonkeys!Anderson Coopermediasexual advancesbreastsinternational affairsanimalscostumesIndecision 2012

Aired: 05/09/2012 | Views: 280,096
Watch FULL EPISODE May 9, 2012 — Guest: Anna Wintour

Kermit the Frog's German TV Offense - Hans Beinholtz

Episode #08096

Kermit the Frog violates German media law, but Stephen defends his reputation to Germany's UN ambassador, Hans Beinholtz. (04:51)

Tags:  Kermit the FrogHans BeinholtzappearancesThe Muppet ShowmoviesGermanylawsTVadvertisinginternational affairsJimmynudityKarl Rovelookin' goodphotosunder the deskpuppetskidsmental healthphilosophylying

Aired: 05/02/2012 | Views: 45,975
Watch FULL EPISODE May 2, 2012 — Guest: Jonathan Haidt

Sign Off - Stephen Colbert's 6000K Norway Norwalkathon

Episode #08096

Stephen cancels his 6000K walkathon from Bangor, ME, to Oslo, Norway. (00:28)

Tags:  sign offmarathonscracks upMaineNorwayoceansapologiesinternational affairs

Aired: 05/02/2012 | Views: 9,623
Watch FULL EPISODE May 2, 2012 — Guest: Jonathan Haidt

Barack Obama & the Anniversary of Bin Laden's Assassination

Episode #08095

Barack Obama visits troops in Afghanistan and cynically uses the anniversary of ordering the hit on Osama bin Laden to order a campaign ad hit on Mitt Romney. (03:45)

Tags:  campaignsBarack ObamaOsama bin LadenadvertisingMitt RomneyanniversariesMission AccomplishedassassinationsAfghanistan WarAfghanistantroopsAl QaedaterrorismGeorge W. BushpunditsfootballcandidatesIndecision 2012international affairsmilitaryFox NewsGuantanamo Bay

Aired: 05/01/2012 | Views: 28,718
Watch FULL EPISODE May 1, 2012 — Guest: Carne Ross

Delicate Advice for Chen Guangcheng

Episode #08094

Chinese dissident Chen Guangcheng lulls his guards into complacency and escapes from an 18-month house arrest. (05:17)

Tags:  ChinaBeijinginternational affairshouse arrestObama administrationhuman rightsvisually impaireddiplomacymoneydebtCanadaVancouverNew York CityMexicocats & catsballsAmericaSyriaaudience interactionmarriage

Aired: 04/30/2012 | Views: 50,773
Watch FULL EPISODE April 30, 2012 — Guest: Diane Keaton

The Word - United We Can't Stand Them

Episode #08092

Saving the planet by demonizing immigrants gives liberals and conservatives something they can do together. (04:59)

Tags:  The Wordimmigrationethnicracismglobal warmingenvironmentlaborFox NewsNew York Timesliberalconservativegay/homosexualMSNBCpollutionalternative energyborder securityMexicanCaliforniastatisticsinternational affairsKu Klux KlangunslawspovertyAddress the MessAmericamediaAddress the Mess

Aired: 04/25/2012 | Views: 63,402
Watch FULL EPISODE April 25, 2012 — Guest: Michael Sandel

Michael Sandel

Episode #08092

Harvard University's Michael Sandel illustrates the ethical and moral concerns regarding the growing role of money and market values in society. (07:02)

Tags:  Michael SandelinterviewsmoneycapitalismwealthethicselitismmoralitydemocracycorruptionAmericabookseducationprisonimmigrationhousingcitizenshipvotingColbert Super PACbusinessSaudi ArabiaelectionsIndecision 2012Californiadebatesinternational affairs

Aired: 04/25/2012 | Views: 15,418
Watch FULL EPISODE April 25, 2012 — Guest: Michael Sandel

Canada's Currency Coup

Episode #08091

The Royal Canadian Mint seeks world currency status and develops the first glow-in-the-dark coin. (03:26)

Tags:  Canadamoneyinternational affairsIcelanddinosaurskidsAmericalookin' goodsciencetechnologycompetitionsFight it Colbert!Franklin Delano Roosevelt

Aired: 04/24/2012 | Views: 24,257
Watch FULL EPISODE April 24, 2012 — Guest: Magnus Carlsen

Magnus Carlsen

Episode #08091

The world's third youngest Chess Grand Master Magnus Carlsen discusses game strategy and stardom. (05:32)

Tags:  Magnus Carlseninterviewscompetitionstoys & gamesNorwayinternational affairsJimmylookin' goodBobby Fischerchallengesawardsfashionmental healthmodeling

Aired: 04/24/2012 | Views: 37,073
Watch FULL EPISODE April 24, 2012 — Guest: Magnus Carlsen

The Enemy Within - Bologna Border Bust

Episode #08089

America has very strict meat entry laws, but that doesn't stop some south of the border sausage smugglers from playing "hide the bologna." (06:26)

Tags:  The Enemy WithinMexicoborder securityfoodblack marketmoneyethnicappearanceskidsdrugslawsJim Gilchristinternational affairsgross-outhot dogscrimeAmericapatriotismlobbyistsmongeringaddictionpolice business

Aired: 04/19/2012 | Views: 21,708

Thought for Food - Bug Food Coloring, Hot-Dog-Stuffed Crust & Drugged Poultry

Episode #08087

Starbucks uses pulverized bugs to color frappuccinos, a British Pizza Hut introduces a meat stalkers pizza, and some chicken feed includes caffeine and Prozac. (06:08)

Tags:  Thought for Foodinsectshot dogsStarbucksdrugsanimalsvegetariansSmurfsphotosgross-outfoodjunk foodU.K.farminghealthunder the deskmental healthcompetitionsinternational affairserectile dysfunctionrestaurantsAmerica

Aired: 04/17/2012 | Views: 36,170

Secret Service Sex Scandal

Episode #08086

Conservative journalist Ron Kessler blames the "worst" scandal in Secret Service history on Barack Obama's management culture. (03:32)

Tags:  Secret ServicescandalsprostitutionColombiaaccountabilitysexinternational affairsJimmyBarack ObamaEliot SpitzerphotosdebtmoneyconservativemediaRonald KesslerBonnie RaittFox News

Aired: 04/16/2012 | Views: 22,295

Newt Gingrich & Gun Rights

Episode #08086

The NRA Annual Meeting draws a star-studded lineup of conservative, gun-loving Republicans, plus Mitt Romney. (03:48)

Tags:  NRAgunsSecond AmendmentNewt Gingrichcivil rightsGodhuman rightsBill of RightsSt. LouisRepublicanslawsCharlton HestonphotosconservativeMitt Romneyinternational affairsmurdercrimeweaponsConstitutionEnglandthe moonreligion

Aired: 04/16/2012 | Views: 20,842

Stephen Colbert's End of the World of the Week - Survivalist Singles & Tsunami Food

Episode #08085

An Internet dating service helps survivalists Arma-get-it-on, and a fast food chain reminds evacuees to grab a menu. (04:23)

Tags:  End of the World of the Weekdoomsdayinternational affairsmen/womenapocalypsedatingThailandInternetStephen's productsnatural disastersearthquakestsunamisKFCfast foodbusinessapologiesphotoscannibalismColbertismsmongeringfuturepoop & peeadvertising

Aired: 04/12/2012 | Views: 18,516

Easter Under Attack - Bunny vs. Bilby

Episode #08082

The Australian conservationists' Easter Bilby threatens the sacred holiday ritual of dying a rabbit pink and gorging on its chocolate offspring. (04:54)

Tags:  Easter Under AttackEasterAustraliaholidaysChristianJesusDisneySuper Bowlanimalsjunk foodfootballreligionphotoscompetitionsTim Tebowkidsfamilyinternational affairs

Aired: 04/09/2012 | Views: 36,408

Stephen Colbert's Shame Spiral - Senior Citizen Gymnasts

Episode #08082

After a German senior citizen thrives at the 2012 Gymnastics World Cup, Stephen laments the cellulite on his thumb. (03:47)

Tags:  Germanymental healthgymnasticssenior citizensunder the deskjunk foodexerciseweight/obesitysportsAmericone Dreamcompetitionsparentscryingaginglookin' goodinternational affairs

Aired: 04/09/2012 | Views: 20,757

Intro - 4/2/12

Episode #08078

There's trouble in the beef industry, Pope Benedict XVI pays a visit to Cuba, and Governor Gary Johnson runs as the 2012 Libertarian candidate for president. (00:35)

Tags:  introPope Benedict XVIfoodanimalspopesCatholicCubaGary JohnsonLibertarianscandidatesIndecisionIndecision 2012baseballsportsinternational affairsgrowing upenvironment

Aired: 04/02/2012 | Views: 33,097

Peter Beinart

Episode #08077

Peter Beinart discusses his book "The Crisis of Zionism" and what he sees as a divide between the democratic Israel and the Israel of the West Bank. (05:38)

Tags:  Peter BeinartinterviewsPeter BeinartinterviewsmediaPalestineIsraelpeaceIranreligiongive it to meJewishWorld War IIdemocracyfriendsMiddle EastNobel PrizeChristianinternational affairswars

Aired: 03/29/2012 | Views: 13,047