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Occupy Wall Street protesters have a right to peacefully assemble, and the police have a right to disassemble them into pieces. (04:29)
Technology turns people into empty flesh terminals that rely on it for all their ideas, memories and relationships. (05:40)
Take an awwwwwww-inspiring look at some puppies, kittens and babies in this exclusive mash-up from The Colbert Report. (03:11)
The Wall Street Journal features a drawing of Snooki, and Stephen sings a spooky song that will make Jon Stewart drop a load of reason in his pants. (04:49)
To restore truthiness and fight Jon Stewart's creeping reasonableness, Stephen announces his March to Keep Fear Alive. (08:22)
Vice President Joe Biden handed out hot dogs to America's returning troops, not meat. (02:34)
Surgically altering your appearance and getting rid of old friends will make you the ideal job candidate. (04:28)
Joe Barton apologizes for his misconstrued misconstruction, and pundits call the BP escrow account unconstitutional. (03:42)
Stephen wants to know where the WikiLeaks guys are located and how soon the Pentagon can reach them with a Predator drone. (03:18)
Thanks to Tom Coburn and the NRA, campers need no longer live in fear of being carjacked by a bison. (02:30)
Americans will get justice for torture without making any of the good guys pay the price. (06:32)
Jim Cramer discusses the psychology of the open market with a backdrop of puppies and kittens. (07:50)
Stephen makes up horrific doomsday scenarios for Jack Jacobs and Stephen Moore to discuss. (07:12)
Congratulations to the anonymous Tennessee 911 operator who fell asleep during an emergency call. (2:10)
At Al Gore's current rate of accolade consumption, there will be nothing left for our children to win. (4:27)
How could kittens fall asleep in a world where Iraq was not on its way toward becoming a democracy? (4:07)
Representative John Yarmuth knows how to dispose of kittens if you don't have a shovel or a garbage can. (6:17)
Stephen is incensed that the Gay-O would have the audacity to reveal the country's security lapses to the terrorists. (3:55)
Stephen tips his hat to and wags his finger at the people, animals and weather patterns involved in current events, from college students to rain. (4:25)
Not even kittens, monster trucks and Juan Gabriel can cheer up Stephen on the most depressing day of the year. (3:16)
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