Chinese tycoon and friend of the show Long Liyuan dies after indulging in a poisoned meal of slow-boiled cat-meat stew. (03:45)

Tags:  Un-American News,  China,  Chinese New Year,  wealth,  food,  cats & cats,  racism,  gross-out,  murder,  friend of the show,  Stephen's friends,  ALF,  Stephen's products,  under the desk,  animals,  international affairs,  advertising,  cracks up,  Korean,  friends,  photos,  Asian,  iPad,  labor

Activist Scott Douglas advocates the overturn of Alabama's HB 56 anti-immigrant law and calls for a single, fair immigration law across the U.S. (05:58)

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Stephen pays tribute to the Washington insiders who pick up the lunch bill and write the legislative bill. (04:13)

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New York bureaucrats stick their budget-cutting knives right into Santa's bowlful of jelly, but the Colbert Super PAC makes things right. (03:27)

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Niall Ferguson explains that the U.S. economy has been the biggest in the world, since 1872, but will be overtaken by China in 2016. (05:34)

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Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker allows concealed weapons in the state capitol building, and True North lets low-income patients trade services for healthcare. (03:18)

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Colbert Super PAC stands behind Mark Cuban, who may or may not stand behind Colbert Super PAC. (01:00)

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Alabama tries to free up farm jobs for Americans by strengthening immigration laws, but there's a small hiccup in the plan. (06:00)

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Pulitzer Prize-winning author Taylor Branch describes the NCAA as a cartel that hoards the billions of dollars generated by unpaid college athletes. (06:34)

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In this web-only exclusive, Stephen shares with Congress his vast experience spending one day as a migrant farm worker. (05:45)

Tags:  exclusives,  uncensored,  Congress,  immigration,  farming,  labor,  Mexican,  trials/hearings,  Zoe Lofgren,  border security,  government,  science,  food,  weight/obesity,  Democrats,  family,  Irish,  Fallback Position,  crying,  Mexico,  unemployment,  Colbert Bump,  laws,  international affairs,  In the Field

If people are willing to do a job, no matter how dangerous, pointless or dehumanizing, the government has no business stopping them. (5:21)

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Stephen knows that if Socialists had their druthers, no one would own their own druthers. (03:43)

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Some states have found a great way to discourage illegal immigrants from coming to America and squatting out a freedom fetus. (05:06)

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The fastest way to start a European war is to piss off the Germans, so America should kick them in the schnitzels to jumpstart a World War II-style economic recovery. (04:27)

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Former postal worker and author Phil Rubio discusses the important universal service provided by the post office. (03:50)

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Barack Obama plans to create jobs in the job plan-creating industry, and Former Vice President Al Gore discusses global warming. (00:26)

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Barack Obama's plan is just more job-killing spending, adding to America's job-killing debt, so he can create some job-killing jobs. (02:00)

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The New York Times' Paul Krugman talks about the Lesser Depression and the confidence fairy's effect on the American economy. (04:32)

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In order to get the soft tooth market back up, kids must reduce baby teeth inventory and stop losing teeth. (03:04)

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California's school curriculum includes lesson plan-on-man action, and Disney will teach Chinese kids words like "Mickey," "Mouse," and "Sew that Mickey Mouse hoodie faster." (06:15)

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