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Robert Mugabe's U.N. Tourism Tribute

Episode #08103

The World Tourism Organization honors Zimbabwean dictator Robert Mugabe, who inspires thousands of his own people to see the world, often in the night without even packing. (02:43)

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Aired: 05/30/2012 | Views: 3,869
Watch FULL EPISODE May 30, 2012 — Guest: Alan Alda

5 x Five - Hot Button Issues - Immigration

Stopping illegal immigration may require alligators, moats and electrified fences. (02:58)

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Aired: 05/21/2012 | Views: 52,493

5 x Five - Hot Button Issues - Gun Control

Newt Gingrich explains one of the Constitution's pre-existing conditions, which may lead to the rise of geriatric jihadists. (03:20)

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Aired: 05/21/2012 | Views: 44,336

5 x Five - Hot Button Issues - Race

Rush Limbaugh shares his kung pao jibber-jabber and compares NFL games to gang violence. (03:23)

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Aired: 05/21/2012 | Views: 40,572

Barack Obama's Gay Blasphemy

Episode #08101

God ordered marriage to be between one man and that man's rib, but Barack Obama's gay marriage announcement drags evolution into the debate. (02:25)

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Aired: 05/10/2012 | Views: 104,230
Watch FULL EPISODE May 10, 2012 — Guest: Dr. Francis Collins

Barack Obama vs. North Carolina on Gay Marriage

Episode #08100

Barack Obama becomes the first sitting president to push the rainbow button and launch gay-mageddon, but North Carolina strikes down marriage equality. (04:38)

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Aired: 05/09/2012 | Views: 98,224
Watch FULL EPISODE May 9, 2012 — Guest: Anna Wintour

Colbert Super PAC SHH! - Corporate Campaign Players & Super Secret "Spooky PACs"

Episode #08099

"Spooky PACs" trailblazer Karl Rove gives anonymous political money to help keep political money anonymous, and Stephen gives in to donor transparency fetishists. (05:27)

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Aired: 05/08/2012 | Views: 43,775
Watch FULL EPISODE May 8, 2012 — Guest: Michelle Alexander

Anonymous Attack Ads - Claire McCaskill

Episode #08099

Missouri Senator Claire McCaskill criticizes political attack ads funded by untraceable money in 501(c)4s. (04:19)

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Aired: 05/08/2012 | Views: 27,097
Watch FULL EPISODE May 8, 2012 — Guest: Michelle Alexander

Michelle Alexander

Episode #08099

Civil rights lawyer Michelle Alexander discusses her book "The New Jim Crow: Mass Incarceration in the Age of Colorblindness." (05:17)

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Aired: 05/08/2012 | Views: 24,367
Watch FULL EPISODE May 8, 2012 — Guest: Michelle Alexander

Joe Biden's Same-Sex Marriage Gaffe

Episode #08098

Vice President Joe Biden says he is comfortable with same-sex marriage and credits sitcoms like "Will and Grace" for teaching tolerance. (01:52)

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Aired: 05/07/2012 | Views: 34,557
Watch FULL EPISODE May 7, 2012 — Guest: Andy Cohen

Kermit the Frog's German TV Offense - Hans Beinholtz

Episode #08096

Kermit the Frog violates German media law, but Stephen defends his reputation to Germany's UN ambassador, Hans Beinholtz. (04:51)

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Aired: 05/02/2012 | Views: 46,034
Watch FULL EPISODE May 2, 2012 — Guest: Jonathan Haidt

The Word - Don't Ask, Don't Show & Tell

Episode #08094

Missouri lawmakers want to ban homosexuality discussions in schools because finding out that homosexuality exists is a slippery slope to tolerating it. (04:45)

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Aired: 04/30/2012 | Views: 52,457
Watch FULL EPISODE April 30, 2012 — Guest: Diane Keaton

Concealing Weapons in Style

Episode #08094

Invisible zippers ensure that no one will know about the gun in your pocket unless you're unhappy to see them. (03:53)

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Aired: 04/30/2012 | Views: 23,696
Watch FULL EPISODE April 30, 2012 — Guest: Diane Keaton

The Word - United We Can't Stand Them

Episode #08092

Saving the planet by demonizing immigrants gives liberals and conservatives something they can do together. (04:59)

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Aired: 04/25/2012 | Views: 63,430
Watch FULL EPISODE April 25, 2012 — Guest: Michael Sandel

Tip/Wag: Pheromone Parties & Arizona's "Pre-life" Laws

Episode #08090

Pheromone parties encourage premarital smelling, and Arizona lawmakers declare that pregnancy begins two weeks before conception. (04:22)

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Aired: 04/23/2012 | Views: 30,233
Watch FULL EPISODE April 23, 2012 — Guest: Don McLeroy

The Enemy Within - Bologna Border Bust

Episode #08089

America has very strict meat entry laws, but that doesn't stop some south of the border sausage smugglers from playing "hide the bologna." (06:26)

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Aired: 04/19/2012 | Views: 21,717

The Word - Gateway Hug

Episode #08088

Kissing and hugging are the last stop before reaching Groin Central Station, so it's important to ban all the things that lead to the things that lead to sex. (05:03)

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Aired: 04/18/2012 | Views: 30,388

A Beautiful War for Women

Episode #08086

Women are the big prize this campaign year, and both Democrats and Republicans are fallopi-in it to win it. (04:53)

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Aired: 04/16/2012 | Views: 30,935

Newt Gingrich & Gun Rights

Episode #08086

The NRA Annual Meeting draws a star-studded lineup of conservative, gun-loving Republicans, plus Mitt Romney. (03:48)

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Aired: 04/16/2012 | Views: 20,878

Tip/Wag - Coal Industry Crackdown & Box Spring Bunker

Episode #08083

The EPA regulates power plant carbon emissions, and a revolutionary box spring bunker stores up to 105 weapons. (04:32)

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Aired: 04/10/2012 | Views: 18,100