Stephen enters the world of children's literature, Rick Santorum takes fire from the Left, and Andrew Sullivan makes his seventh appearance on The Colbert Report. (00:30)

Tags:  intro,  kids,  books,  Rick Santorum,  left-wing,  fashion,  candidates,  Republicans,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  Andrew Sullivan,  dental,  surgery,  MacGyver

During a Florida town hall meeting, Rick Santorum fails to correct an elderly woman claiming that Barack Obama is an avowed Muslim and a noncitizen. (03:48)

Tags:  Rick Santorum,  appearances,  left-wing,  Barack Obama,  secret Muslim,  senior citizens,  Thanksgiving,  citizenship,  audience interaction,  holidays,  Nana & Pee-Pop,  slavery,  prostitution,  kids,  security,  bestiality,  animals,  penises,  candidates,  Republicans,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012

Chris Matthews talks about John F. Kennedy's World War II heroism and critical health issues. (05:55)

Tags:  Chris Matthews,  interviews,  John F. Kennedy,  books,  left-wing,  Democrats,  health,  history,  World War II,  wars,  military,  Catholic,  growing up,  Newt Gingrich,  NBC,  Cold War

Ben & Jerry's endorses Occupy Wall Street, and Stephen calls on Colbert Nation to reclaim its place atop Ice Cream Mountain. (04:28)

Tags:  Ben & Jerry's,  rage,  Americone Dream,  Colbert Nation,  Occupy Wall Street,  Wall Street,  Jimmy Fallon,  competitions,  protests,  socialism,  business,  Goldman Sachs,  advertising,  left-wing,  gay/homosexual,  same-sex marriage,  food,  mental health,  under the desk,  weight/obesity,  lookin' good,  Colbert Nation,  Halloween,  charity,  asses,  fights,  masturbation

Stephen knows that when someone misbehaves, it's natural to assume that person is a Democrat. (03:52)

Tags:  On Topic,  exclusives,  mashups,  Democrats,  Congress,  Barack Obama,  Fox News,  Mark Sanford,  Republicans,  advertising,  Nancy Pelosi,  Matt Miller,  left-wing,  men/women,  elections,  Indecision 2010,  debt,  mental health

In an attack against the shabby, cash-only roadside shacks that make America great, Texas cancels Fourth of July fireworks shows. (04:26)

Tags:  4th of July,  Texas,  fireworks,  fires,  left-wing,  Ringo Starr,  flags,  business,  guns,  injuries,  under the desk,  founding fathers,  holidays,  Easter Under Attack,  safety,  growing up

An activist judge stubbornly insists that Wisconsin's legal system must be obeyed, even if Republicans disagree with it. (03:28)

Tags:  Scott Walker,  Wisconsin,  Republicans,  unions,  labor,  laws,  print media,  astrology,  parents,  left-wing,  elitism

America's most insidious socialist brainwashing program, "Sesame Street," celebrates its 40th anniversary and introduces Pox News. (05:23)

Tags:  Sesame Street,  TV,  anniversaries,  kids,  Cookie Monster,  friend of the show,  marriage,  monsters,  Michelle Obama,  left-wing,  conservative,  puppets,  Fox News,  parenting

Stephen denies ever saying Aetna is a bigger threat to America than Osama bin Laden, and Stephen heckles a Burger King commercial. (03:43)

Tags:  Formidable Opponent,  health,  laws,  debates,  town hall,  rage,  protests,  right-wing,  left-wing,  Jimmy,  audience interaction,  advertising,  fast food

Representative John Yarmuth gives Stephen some golfing tips. (:52)

Tags:  John Yarmuth,  outtakes,  Better Know a District,  golfing,  exclusives,  Kentucky,  sports,  on location,  appearances,  Nancy Pelosi,  left-wing,  demonstrations