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Episode #08098
A Pennsylvania news team shares its backyard weather forecast: partly grizzly with a chance of precipitation in the pants. (02:05)
Episode #08088
Kissing and hugging are the last stop before reaching Groin Central Station, so it's important to ban all the things that lead to the things that lead to sex. (05:03)
Episode #08072
There could be any number of gorillas roaming Hale County, AL, and one can only assume they voted for Santorum. (02:47)
Episode #08038
The Colbert Report's Des Moines affiliate station, WOI, confirms Mitt Romney's eight-vote win over Rick Santorum in the Iowa caucus. (03:34)
Episode #08021
According to KPHO, Phoenix's news leader, boys and girls across America are soaking tampons in vodka and literally getting drunk off their asses. (03:48)
Episode #08012
The NFL fines Troy Polamalu for concussion-dialing his wife on the sideline, and Stephen debuts the second pro-NBA-owner Colbert Super PAC ad. (06:19)
Episode #08005
Stephen's pro-NBA-owner Super PAC ad is sure to bring the NBA lockout crisis to an end -- if ABC's Dallas affiliate, WFAA, ever airs it. (6:34)
Episode #07112
WOI station manager and men's room Emmy fluffer Ray Cole sends an update on the Rick Parry write-in scandal. (03:59)
Episode #07110
Rick Parry might be the only write-in candidate to rank in the Ames straw poll top 10, but the Iowa GOP refuses to release the results for public scrutiny. (02:39)
Episode #07110
Stephen goes live via satellite to The Colbert Report's local affiliate in Des Moines, WOI, for the latest on the Rick Parry write-in scandal. (03:58)
Episode #07110
Stephen reminds Colbert Nation to tune into The Colbert Report's Des Moines affiliate station, WOI. (00:08)
Episode #07107
Stephen apologizes to ABC's Des Moines affiliate station, WOI: it turns out their general manager, Ray Cole, has touched Stephen's Emmy. (02:39)
Episode #07107
Michele Bachmann gets a commanding 80% of the votes she paid for at the Iowa straw poll, and "Rick Parry" receives at least 718 write-in votes. (07:36)
Episode #07106
The fat cat media elites in Des Moines think they can sit in their ivory corn silos and play puppet master with national politics. (05:40)
Episode #07078
Seniors will soon be crocheting black light posters and syncing Perry Como's "Lightly Latin" with season three of "Murder She Wrote." (03:48)
Episode #07067
The Ohio legislature allows guns into sports stadiums, and Facebook ushers in a brave new world of personal product placement. (03:58)
Episode #07060
Superman renounces his U.S. citizenship, Madden NFL 12 adds a concussion rule, and "Glee" glamorizes homosexuality. (05:32)
Episode #07052
A government-sponsored egg hunt in Ohio takes out the word "Easter," and the White House offers environmentally friendly eggs. (03:02)
Episode #07045
The Emergency Beckpack is filled with everything needed to survive in a post-Glenn world, including beef stroganoff. (03:57)