Virus-laden pops have the taste kids love with the proven effectiveness of something licked by a stranger, and one person's poop can restore another person's good bacteria. (05:55)

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South Carolina's Supreme Court rules that non-binding, advisory questions like that of corporate personhood cannot be placed on a presidential primary ballot. (03:19)

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CBS News' political director John Dickerson unintentionally copies a Michele Bachmann staffer on an e-mail dismissing the GOP candidate. (03:51)

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Little Charlie and Grace can start their Colbert Super PAC lemonade stand now that Stephen knows what his super PAC stands for. (02:26)

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Stephen's pro-NBA-owner Super PAC ad is sure to bring the NBA lockout crisis to an end -- if ABC's Dallas affiliate, WFAA, ever airs it. (6:34)

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Stephen says goodnight to the audience. (00:07)

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To undo the damage he has unwittingly done to Karl Rove's otherwise spotless reputation, Stephen issues a rare clarification. (06:11)

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Stephen honors Steve Jobs with a montage of all the cool Apple products he got for free, and thanks Jobs for everything he did. (03:44)

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There's one downside to the United States becoming the only civilized nation without a postal service, but Stephen has just the solution. (03:42)

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Former postal worker and author Phil Rubio discusses the important universal service provided by the post office. (03:50)

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WOI station manager and men's room Emmy fluffer Ray Cole sends an update on the Rick Parry write-in scandal. (03:59)

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Susan Rice discusses U.S. sanctions against Syria and the United Nations Security Council's involvement in ending Qaddafi's regime, in this unedited, extended interview. (06:25)

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The fat cat media elites in Des Moines think they can sit in their ivory corn silos and play puppet master with national politics. (05:40)

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Political junkies get a fix through compulsive donations to presidential campaigns. (02:41)

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Stephen types up e-mails on his MacBook Air and says goodnight. (00:08)

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Stephen already licked the Rick Perry for President donut, so all the other Super PAC bitches better back off. (06:01)

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Stephen calls on the Colbert Nation to send in more suggestions for the direction of his Super PAC, in addition to more money. (04:21)

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The Koch brothers-funded Americans for Prosperity PAC sends absentee ballot applications with minor inaccuracies to Wisconsin's Democratic districts. (02:52)

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Little Charlie and Grace's mom won't let them have a Colbert Super PAC lemonade stand until Stephen can tell them what his Super PAC stands for. (03:30)

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Allen West brings civility back to Washington by calling Debbie Wasserman Shultz a "vile coward" after she spews bile over his support for the GOP's debt reduction bill. (03:14)

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