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A Look Back - April 2011

Stephen worries about the fate of his over-the-counter man-seed and responds to non-factual statements by Senator Jon Kyl. (04:41)

Tags:  exclusivesmashupsgovernmentGlenn BeckFox NewsJames FrancoHugo VickersBritishMarilyn MonroeJon KylTwittergay/homosexualMorgan SpurlockJesusBibleDonald TrumpAfrican AmericanmasturbationRon PaulCharles Mansonglobal warmingCNNgardeningcultureFormula 401Ice-TJoe Scarboroughsame-sex marriageparentingmarijuanaEasterJeff Greenfield

Aired: 12/19/2011 | Views: 37,858

Flogging the Americone Dream

Ben & Jerry's endorses Occupy Wall Street, and Stephen calls on Colbert Nation to reclaim its place atop Ice Cream Mountain. (04:28)

Tags:  Ben & Jerry'srageAmericone DreamColbert NationOccupy Wall StreetWall StreetJimmy FalloncompetitionsprotestssocialismbusinessGoldman Sachsadvertisingleft-winggay/homosexualsame-sex marriagefoodmental healthunder the deskweight/obesitylookin' goodColbert NationHalloweencharityassesfightsmasturbation

Aired: 10/25/2011 | Views: 26,796

On Topic - Political Parties - The Tea Party

The Tea Party shouldnt have to compromise, because anger is always the best way to solve problems. (04:00)

Tags:  On TopicexclusivesmashupsTea PartypukingRepublicanskidstaxesChris MatthewsRand PaulBrendan SteinhauserChristine O'DonnellmasturbationCarl PaladinoTechnical DifficultiesbooksRoss DouthatDoris Kearns GoodwinracismAmy KremerBarack ObamaDavid LeonhardtJohn McCainLord of the Rings

Aired: 10/10/2011 | Views: 34,241

Vaginal Puppeteering vs. D**k Scrub

Summer's Eve's ad campaign features talking vaginas, but Stephen wants to target men's deeply troubling genitals for a change. (05:47)

Tags:  vaginasadvertisingpuppetsAfrican Americancivil rightsMartin Luther King Jr.HispanicSpanishJimmypenisesballsmasturbationsexdouchebagsmen/womenstereotypesethnicsexismcracks upthe heroesanimation

Aired: 07/25/2011 | Views: 147,938

Osama bin Laden's Replacement

Osama bin Laden's second-in-command gets passed over for a temp who doesn't even have a beard. (02:49)

Tags:  Osama bin LadenassassinationspornmasturbationAl Qaedaterrorismwar on terrorwork/officeCharlie Sheenphotos

Aired: 05/18/2011 | Views: 31,314

Hasidic Newspaper Removes Hillary Clinton

Brooklyn's Hasidic newspaper removes Hillary Clinton from a photo because there's nothing more sexually suggestive than a woman killing a terrorist. (03:20)

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Aired: 05/09/2011 | Views: 53,680

Cheating Death - Vaxa International, Lap-Band Surgery & Restless Leg Syndrome

Prescott ends its proud Vaxa line, the FDA approves Lap-Band surgery for the cheerfully obese, and masturbation calms restless leg syndrome. (06:26)

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Aired: 04/25/2011 | Views: 35,948

Sign Off - Vacsa-Not-Masturbating

Stephen alleviates the symptoms of restless leg syndrome with Vacsa-Not-Masturbating. (00:08)

Tags:  sign offmasturbationcostumeshealthVaxaPrescott GroupStephen's products

Aired: 04/25/2011 | Views: 14,715

Stephen Gives Up Catholicism for Lent

Giving up Catholicism for Lent shows Stephen's devotion to the great religion that he no longer practices. (04:35)

Tags:  CatholicJewishScientologybaconreligionGodholidaysLentmasturbationunder the deskcostumescircumcisionfood

Aired: 03/09/2011 | Views: 48,151

Art Stephen Up Challenge - William Wegman

William Wegman kicks off the Art Stephen Up Challenge by adding his own artistic interpretation to Stephen's portrait. (02:57)

Tags:  William WegmanappearanceschallengesartportraitdogsColbert NationcostumesSteve MartinFrank StellaShepard FaireyAndres Serranomasturbationanimals

Aired: 12/09/2010 | Views: 47,877

Steve Martin Pt. 2

Frank Stella, Shepard Fairey and Andres Serrano help Stephen sell last year's portrait to Steve Martin. (08:02)

Tags:  Steve MartinShepard FaireyinterviewsappearancesperformancescelebritiesartbooksfiresideportraitmoneymasturbationJimmyFrank StellaAndres Serrano

Aired: 12/08/2010 | Views: 52,738

Exclusive - Steve Martin Extended Segment

In this complete, unedited segment, Frank Stella, Shepard Fairey and Andres Serrano add value to Stephen's portrait for Steve Martin. (13:19)

Tags:  Steve MartinexclusivesShepard FaireyinterviewsappearancesperformancescelebritiesartbooksfiresideportraitmoneymasturbationJimmyFrank StellaAndres Serrano

Aired: 12/08/2010 | Views: 0

On Topic - Colbert Case Files - Tea Party

Stephen tracks the rise of the Tea Party movement from Hannity and Beck to Palin and O'Donnell. (03:57)

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Aired: 10/18/2010 | Views: 58,529

Transitive Property of Christine O'Donnell

Following Christine O'Donnell's ironclad logic, Stephen concludes that masturbating equals being gay. (03:49)

Tags:  Christine O'DonnellDelawaredebatesTea PartySupreme CourtSarah Palinmilitaryadulterygay/homosexualmasturbationmarriageJimmysexIndecision 2010Indecisioncandidates

Aired: 10/14/2010 | Views: 78,014

Sport Report - Steroids, Commonwealth Games & Brett Favre's Sexting

Brent Musburger endorses steroid use, athletes overcome the Commonwealth Games, and Brett Favre allegedly texted naked photos of himself. (05:09)

Tags:  Sport ReportBrett Favresportsscandalssexual advancessteroidsBrent MusburgerbaseballBritishIndiainternational affairsswimminghealtherectile dysfunctionmasturbationphotosJimmydrugs

Aired: 10/13/2010 | Views: 49,599

Formula 4 Your Eyes Only

Formula 4 Your Eyes Only Invisible Spy Ink comes in printer cartridges fully loaded with boner toner. (03:43)

Tags:  Formula 401spyingbooksU.K.Great BritainhistoryWorld War Imasturbation

Aired: 10/11/2010 | Views: 32,418

Tip/Wag - Tea Party Coloring Book & CALM Legislation

Kids learn Tea Party values from a coloring book, and the Senate prevents commercials from being played louder than TV shows. (04:01)

Tags:  Tip/WagTea PartykidsbooksconservativeChristine O'DonnellmasturbationCarl PaladinobestialityTechnical DifficultiesSenateTVadvertisingfreedom of speechJimmytoys & games

Aired: 10/04/2010 | Views: 50,995

Ross Douthat

Ross Douthat doesn't think Christine O'Donnell's anti-masturbation stance makes for good public policy. (05:11)

Tags:  Ross DouthatinterviewsNew York TimesconservativeRepublicanstaxesMedicareSocial SecurityTea PartyChristine O'Donnellmasturbationmidterm electionsIndecisionIndecision 2010Jon Stewart

Aired: 09/28/2010 | Views: 24,158

Christine O'Donnell Witch Test

If Christine O'Donnell sinks to the bottom of the river and drowns, her bloated corpse can march to victory with a clean record. (03:11)

Tags:  Christine O'DonnellTea PartymasturbationadulteryBill MaherdatingSatanBarack ObamaphotosmoviesJimmysupernaturalMonty Python

Aired: 09/20/2010 | Views: 89,607

Libertea

Carl Paladino sends pornographic e-mails to a specific group of friends, and Christine O'Donnell argues that masturbation is adultery. (07:54)

Tags:  Tea PartyRepublicansNew YorkCarl PaladinoDelawareChristine O'Donnellmail/e-mailracismbestialitypornhistoryfacial hairmasturbationadulterymarriagerantsrageprimariesmidterm electionsIndecisionJimmySarah Palin

Aired: 09/15/2010 | Views: 84,935