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Stephen Colbert's End of the World of the Week

A Molotov cocktail of doom known as Phobos-Grunt hurtles toward the Earth's surface, threatening New York, London and Tokyo. (03:57)

Tags:  mongeringdoomsdayspacetechnologyNew YorkTokyoLondonRussiaalcoholhealthdeathsciencesafetycostumesunder the deskStephen's productsdemonstrationsinjuriesfashionsuperheroesdrugsliterary referencesJoseph StalinMichael Stipeappearances

Aired: 01/11/2012 | Views: 25,473

Stephen Colbert's Big Gay Roundup - Military Bestiality & Homosexual Penguins

An early version of the Defense Appropriations bill repeals the rule banning bestiality in the military, and the Toronto Zoo's gay penguins turn straight. (05:01)

Tags:  Barack Obamamilitarytroopsgay/homosexualmediaanimalsdogsphotosbestialityMichele BachmannconservativezoosAntarcticabooksmy mistakeJimmyElijah WoodmongeringSteve Carell

Aired: 12/14/2011 | Views: 40,058

Tip/Wag - Liberal Dictionary & Newt Gingrich Alert

The American Heritage Dictionary's lexicowards redefine an offensive term, and Newt Gingrich thinks of new ways to make Americans afraid. (06:05)

Tags:  Tip/WagNewt GingrichcitizenshipbooksimmigrationWikipediaMexicopregnancykidsborder securityliberalColbertismsAmericaphotosmongeringtechnologyJames Bondmovieswealththe moonspaceterrorismnuclearsuper villainslookin' goodmusicJimmyAmishChinese

Aired: 12/12/2011 | Views: 57,243

Michigan's Snow Cone Machines

The soft-on-terror-crats mischaracterize Michigan's ice shaving machines as a frivolous waste of tax money, but there's no reason that fighting terror shouldn't be fun. (04:42)

Tags:  terrorismAl QaedasecurityMichiganmongeringwar on terrorfoodmoneyBret Baierlookin' goodFox Newstaxesimpressionsamusement parksGuantanamo Bay

Aired: 12/08/2011 | Views: 58,376

Cheating Death - Chicken Pox Lollipops & Fecal Transplants

Virus-laden pops have the taste kids love with the proven effectiveness of something licked by a stranger, and one person's poop can restore another person's good bacteria. (05:55)

Tags:  Cheating DeathDr. Stephen T. Colbert DFAVaxaPrescott Groupkidshealthmental healthparentingmongeringmail/e-maillawsfoodcracks upgross-outdoctorspoop & peeMitt RomneyethnicChristmasgifts & presents

Aired: 12/08/2011 | Views: 37,213

On Topic - Political Players - The Media

Stephen calls out the lamestream media for "Boob Week" and other cheap ratings gropes. (03:56)

Tags:  On Topicexclusivesmashupsprint mediamedialiberalBrooke GladstoneAndrew BreitbartAnthony WeinerFox NewsRupert Murdochterrorisminternational affairsNews of the WorldNew York Postassesfriendly friends at Fox & FriendsconspiraciescontroversiesscandalsIslamicbreastsmongeringColbertismssharkstrademark

Aired: 11/21/2011 | Views: 27,938

Vodka Tampons

According to KPHO, Phoenix's news leader, boys and girls across America are soaking tampons in vodka and literally getting drunk off their asses. (03:48)

Tags:  alcoholmenstrual cyclemen/womenparentingteensmongeringassesmedialocal news teamgross-outinternskidscoffeecryingadvertisingviolenceschool

Aired: 11/14/2011 | Views: 94,409

Colbert Platinum - Wealth Under Siege

Hargrave markets yachts as a necessity for escape, and Silicon Valley billionaire Peter Thiel funds a network of artificial Libertarian islands. (06:42)

Tags:  Colbert PlatinumwealthboatsSUVslimostransportationmongeringviolencepoop & peegunssafetyOccupy Wall StreetprotestsLibertariansfoodcannibalismdreamsanimalsStar WarsMexicanphotosGoddentalcracks upfacial hairfarmingimmigration

Aired: 11/08/2011 | Views: 40,650

Rush Limbaugh's L.R.A. Research

Before researching the Lord's Resistance Army, Rush Limbaugh accuses Barack Obama of killing Christians in Uganda. (04:15)

Tags:  Rush LimbaughpunditsBarack Obamareligionsecret MuslimChristianUgandaAfricainternational affairsmilitaryIslamiccrimedeathhuman rightsviolenceInternetWikipediamediaradiokidsStephen's laptopNazimongeringlookin' goodbusinessJimmy

Aired: 10/19/2011 | Views: 62,936

The Word - Labor Chains

Some states have found a great way to discourage illegal immigrants from coming to America and squatting out a freedom fetus. (05:06)

Tags:  immigrationpregnancyRick Perrydebateskidsparentsborder securityeducationcollegediscriminationconservativeRepublicansJimmymen/womenlaborphotosAmericaMexicoMexicanethnicArizonamongeringpolice businessTennesseecrimeprisonsupernaturaldoctorsfoodcrimeflagsEmmy AwardsapologiesSofia VergaraHeroe$ Crawl

Aired: 09/28/2011 | Views: 31,219

Defunct Satellite Hurtles Toward Earth

According to NASA's calculations, Americans have either until Saturday morning to evacuate the Earth or they were vaporized two hours ago. (04:22)

Tags:  NASAspacetechnologysafetydeathevacuationsscienceJimmyunder the deskanimalssuper powersDetroitsuperheroesmongeringHeroe$ Crawl

Aired: 09/22/2011 | Views: 60,431

Rick Perry's HPV Vaccine Mandate

If Americans let the government mandate the HPV vaccine, they might as well let the U.N.'s jackbooted thugs inject their daughters with pharmaceutical-grade slut juice. (04:20)

Tags:  Michele BachmannRick PerrydebatesRepublicanscandidatescontroversieshealthSTDsteenskidslawsgovernmentmongeringconservativesexparentingphotosdoctorsscienceMitt RomneyMormongamblingJimmyTexaselectionsIndecisionIndecision 2012United NationsHeroe$ Crawl

Aired: 09/14/2011 | Views: 59,977

Robin Wright

Robin Wright believes that, by rejecting extremism, Muslims have created the most important political turning point of the early 21st century. (07:09)

Tags:  Robin WrightinterviewsMiddle EastrageterrorismIslamicwarsextremismprotestsIraq WarAfghanistan WarSaddam HusseinJesusreligionAl QaedaEgyptOsama bin LadenMuammar al-GaddafiHosni Mubarakfashionweaponsguns9/11stereotypesmilitaryHeroe$ Crawlinternational affairsAmericadebteconomymongering

Aired: 09/07/2011 | Views: 13,904

Colbert Super PAC - Campaign Donation Addiction

Political junkies get a fix through compulsive donations to presidential campaigns. (02:41)

Tags:  Colbert Super PACColbert NationfundraisingaddictionmongeringHerman CainmoneycandidatescampaignsIndecision 2012spidersdrugsTim PawlentyStephen's laptopBarack ObamamarijuanaIndecisionRepublicansDemocratsmail/e-maildentalthe heroes

Aired: 08/10/2011 | Views: 26,414

Heatsteria

Part-time weather balloon Rush Limbaugh exposes the government-manufactured heat index conspiracy, while SpongeBob brainwashes kids with global warming propaganda. (04:59)

Tags:  weatherglobal warmingenvironmentscienceRush LimbaughSpongeBob SquarepantsconservativeSteve DoocyGretchen CarlsongovernmentpunditsFox NewsconspiracieskidsanimationDora the Explorersleepmonkeys!Address the Messthe heroeseducationNickelodeonmongeringfriendly friends at Fox & Friends

Aired: 08/09/2011 | Views: 69,861

Women's Health-Nazi Plan

Free birth control will wipe out the American race and instantly turn daughters into wanton harlots with insatiable sexual appetites. (04:42)

Tags:  insurancehealthmen/womenbirth controlmarriagesexmongeringObama administrationcracks upimpressionsdinosaursrageprostitutionJimmygovernmentlawspregnancyfounding fathersmental healthlookin' goodthe heroesaddictionsexismteensSteve KingGodFox Newserectile dysfunctionparentingsleepViagra

Aired: 08/03/2011 | Views: 193,472

Brooke Gladstone

NPR host Brooke Gladstone explains why her graphic novel is similar to radio and fights the popular notion that the media control minds. (05:40)

Tags:  Brooke GladstoneNPRradiobooksmedialiberalconservativeFox Newsmongeringsocialismterrorismbombsmonkeys!comicsthe heroes

Aired: 07/26/2011 | Views: 15,645

Norwegian Muslish Gunman's Islam-Esque Atrocity

Just because Norway's confessed murderer is a blond, blue-eyed, Norwegian-born, anti-Muslim crusader doesn't mean he's not a swarthy, ululating madman. (05:09)

Tags:  NorwayterrorismmurderprofilingAnders BreivikviolenceChristianAl QaedaWall Street Journalmediaprint mediaJimmytruthinessIslamicAsianJennifer RubinRupert MurdochscandalsapologiesHarry Potterthe heroesstereotypesmongering

Aired: 07/25/2011 | Views: 473,913

Timothy Garton Ash

Timothy Garton Ash talks about his book "Facts Are Subversive" and discusses the decline of the Western world in an ever-changing geopolitical landscape. (05:39)

Tags:  Timothy Garton AshinterviewsbooksBarack ObamawarshistoryGeorge W. BushChinaSoviet UnionmongeringEuropeJon StewartCold WarIraq WarSaddam Husseininternational affairs

Aired: 06/30/2011 | Views: 22,050

Legalized Gay Marriage & Dolphin Love

New York State legalizes gay marriage despite Bill O'Reilly warnings about interspecies romance. (03:53)

Tags:  New York Citygay/homosexualmarriagesame-sex marriagelegalizationanimalsFox NewsBill O'ReillycryingPapa BearNew YorklawsfamilybestialityphotosmongeringsurgeryAndrew Cuomo

Aired: 06/27/2011 | Views: 47,817