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Barack Obama's Gay Blasphemy

Episode #08101

God ordered marriage to be between one man and that man's rib, but Barack Obama's gay marriage announcement drags evolution into the debate. (02:25)

Tags:  Barack Obamagay/homosexualsame-sex marriagemen/womenreligionmarriagelawsevolutionmonkeys!restaurantsBibleGodJesusAdam and EvesexdiscriminationRobert Jeffress

Aired: 05/10/2012 | Views: 104,388
Watch FULL EPISODE May 10, 2012 — Guest: Dr. Francis Collins

ThreatDown - Interdimensional Black People, Gay Strokes & Manipulative Sicko Monkeys

Episode #08101

Minorities use black hole time travel for revenge, strokes suddenly turn people gay, and a zoo is nothing but monkey prison. (06:25)

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Aired: 05/10/2012 | Views: 33,068
Watch FULL EPISODE May 10, 2012 — Guest: Dr. Francis Collins

Mexico's Debate Playmate

Episode #08100

A former Playboy Playmate helps usher Mexico's presidential debate, and one candidate isn't sorry for noticing. (03:22)

Tags:  Mexicomen/womenelectionscandidatesdebatesragepatriotismslogansRolling StoneBob DylanAmericalookin' goodPlayboySpanishmonkeys!Anderson Coopermediasexual advancesbreastsinternational affairsanimalscostumesIndecision 2012

Aired: 05/09/2012 | Views: 280,881
Watch FULL EPISODE May 9, 2012 — Guest: Anna Wintour

The Supreme Court Weighs In on Obamacare

Episode #08076

The solicitor general's defense of Obamacare was a train wreck that slammed into the Hindenberg, landed on the deck of the Titanic, and then sailed in to see "John Carter." (04:40)

Tags:  Supreme CourtBarack ObamahealthinsuranceBill O'ReillyadvertisingPapa Beargay/homosexualmonkeys!foodunder the desklawslawyersmoviesSamuel Alitodeathtrials/hearingsObama administrationNana & Pee-Pop

Aired: 03/28/2012 | Views: 61,881

David Page

Episode #08074

Dr. David Page, director of the Whitehead Institute for Biomedical Research, defends the Y chromosome in the face of enumerable challenges and insults to its character. (07:38)

Tags:  David Pagedemonstrationsinterviewsgeneticssciencefutureevolutionreligionmen/womensexhistoryJimmymonkeys!bestiality

Aired: 03/26/2012 | Views: 13,590

Exclusive - David Page Extended Interview

Episode #08074

In this unedited, extended interview, biomedical researcher Dr. David Page discusses the evolution of the Y chromosome. (10:52)

Tags:  exclusivesDavid Pageextended interviewsdemonstrationsinterviewsgeneticssciencefutureevolutionreligionmen/womensexhistoryJimmymonkeys!bestialityanimalsgay/homosexualaudience interactiontoys & gamesAdam and Eve

Aired: 03/26/2012 | Views: 50,327

Monkey on the Lam - Alabama

Episode #08072

There could be any number of gorillas roaming Hale County, AL, and one can only assume they voted for Santorum. (02:47)

Tags:  Monkey on the Lammonkeys!Alabamalocal news teamanimalsprimariesRick Santorumevolutionreligionvotingpoop & peebearsBear GryllsmoviessafetymongeringJesus

Aired: 03/14/2012 | Views: 19,410

Grim Colberty Tales with Maurice Sendak Pt. 2

Episode #08050

Maurice Sendak considers the state of children's literature and gets high on markers. (07:05)

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Aired: 01/25/2012 | Views: 443,866

Stephen Colbert's South Carolina Serious, Classy Debate - Nat Geo Wild's Response

Episode #08035

Ever since Donald Trump dropped out of his debate, there has been a giant ego-shaped hole in the Republican primaries, and Stephen intends to fill it with animals. (02:58)

Tags:  South Carolina Serious Classy Republican DebateimpressionsdebatesDonald TrumpRick PerryRon PaulNational Geographicmonkeys!breastsfoodDog Whispereranimalslookin' goodIndecisionIndecision 2012candidatesRepublicans

Aired: 12/14/2011 | Views: 51,558

Nathan Wolfe

Episode #08016

Dr. Nathan Wolfe discusses the emergence of new viruses and their potential effect on people around the world. (05:45)

Tags:  Nathan Wolfeinterviewsbookshealthscienceepidemicsmuseumsanimalstravelinternational affairsmonkeys!parentsdeathhistory

Aired: 11/03/2011 | Views: 13,371

Yo-Yo Ma, Stuart Duncan, Edgar Meyer & Chris Thile

Episode #08014

Yo-Yo Ma, Stuart Duncan, Edgar Meyer and Chris Thile explain goat rodeos and discuss their totally American, genre-proof music. (05:19)

Tags:  Yo-Yo MaStuart DuncanEdgar MeyerChris Thileinterviewsmusicawardsmonkeys!rodeosanimalsagingAmericaanthemsinaugurations

Aired: 11/01/2011 | Views: 20,096

Rick Perry's Debate Gaffe & Arizona's Primary Date

Episode #07122

Rick Perry throws up all over himself at the third Republican debate, and Arizona steals South Carolina's presidential primary date. (06:43)

Tags:  Rick PerrydebatesspeechespoetryGeorge H.W. BushBrit Humepukingpoop & peegross-outRick SantorumGeorge W. BushBushismsJimmymonkeys!Mitt RomneycandidatesRepublicansIndecisionIndecision 2012campaignsmental healthcracks upSouth CarolinaprimariesArizonaFloridasenior citizensJan BrewermoneyassespollsbusinessflagsvotingHeroe$ Crawl

Aired: 09/27/2011 | Views: 43,331

Heatsteria

Episode #07104

Part-time weather balloon Rush Limbaugh exposes the government-manufactured heat index conspiracy, while SpongeBob brainwashes kids with global warming propaganda. (04:59)

Tags:  weatherglobal warmingenvironmentscienceRush LimbaughSpongeBob SquarepantsconservativeSteve DoocyGretchen CarlsongovernmentpunditsFox NewsconspiracieskidsanimationDora the Explorersleepmonkeys!Address the Messthe heroeseducationNickelodeonmongeringfriendly friends at Fox & Friends

Aired: 08/09/2011 | Views: 76,071

Brooke Gladstone

Episode #07096

NPR host Brooke Gladstone explains why her graphic novel is similar to radio and fights the popular notion that the media control minds. (05:40)

Tags:  Brooke GladstoneNPRradiobooksmedialiberalconservativeFox Newsmongeringsocialismterrorismbombsmonkeys!comicsthe heroes

Aired: 07/26/2011 | Views: 15,977

On Topic - Technology - Social Networks

Stephen is all over the Twitter and other social networks, tracking celebrity death updates, not-intended-to-be-factual posts about Jon Kyl and other existential hopes. (03:59)

Tags:  On TopicexclusivesmashupsInternetFacebookGoogleMySpaceTwitterJeff GoldblumJon Kyltechnologymonkeys!Charlie Sheen

Aired: 07/04/2011 | Views: 35,113

Intro - 6/30/11

Episode #07086

The FEC rules on whether Stephen can talk about his PAC on the air, and Timothy Garton Ash believes reporting the facts can change the course of history. (00:39)

Tags:  introColbert Super PACmonkeys!animalsFranceTimothy Garton AshbooksPakistanparentingWikipedia

Aired: 06/30/2011 | Views: 77,688

Advertising to Monkeys

Episode #07084

Advertisers shouldn't use airbrushing and collagen -- just beautiful, natural monkey vaginas. (03:42)

Tags:  monkeys!animalsadvertisingbusinesssciencemoneyvaginaslookin' goodunder the desksexmoviesrecessioneconomyfood

Aired: 06/28/2011 | Views: 22,896

Intro - 6/1/11

Episode #07070

Stephen hopes a monkey is riding his coattails, and Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. makes a mountain out of a molehill that used to be a mountain. (00:32)

Tags:  introAnthony WeinerTwitterInternetpenisesnudityscandalsWho's Riding My Coattails Now?monkeys!documentariesenvironmentfacial hairsexual advances

Aired: 06/01/2011 | Views: 43,342

A Look Back - September 2010

Stephen breaks out the Atone Phone for the Jewish High Holidays and testifies before Congress. (04:19)

Tags:  exclusivesmashupsRally to Restore SanityGlenn BeckBarack ObamaRick SanchezmilitaryJoe BidendancingDavid PetraeusBob DylanmusicJoan RiversAtone PhoneStephen HawkingrobotsnudityChristine O'Donnelladulterymonkeys!evolutionanimalsKen BurnsbaseballsportsFox NewsCongressGretchen Carlson

Aired: 12/27/2010 | Views: 16,147

On Topic - Colbert Case Files - The Brown-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy

Stephen tries to pay tribute to his favorite Fox & Friends friendly friend, but some jagoff named Brian Kilmeade keeps distracting him. (03:30)

Tags:  On TopicmashupsexclusivesBrown-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve DoocySteve Doocyfriendly friends at Fox & FriendsFox & FriendsBrian Kilmeadedogspetsanimalsmonkeys!Gretchen CarlsonBarack ObamaFox News

Aired: 10/18/2010 | Views: 63,567