Stephen briefly celebrates America's great black historical figures. (01:35)

Tags:  Black History Month,  African American,  ethnic,  history,  racism,  don't see color,  Italian,  stereotypes,  George Washington,  Abraham Lincoln,  slavery,  Lewis Black,  monsters,  vampires,  food

Ron Paul supporters release a pin-up calendar, Allen West defends waterboarding, and Forever 21 discontinues a controversial necklace. (06:02)

Tags:  Tip/Wag,  Ron Paul,  Libertarians,  modeling,  patriotism,  campaigns,  candidates,  Betsy Ross,  Frankenstein,  Dracula,  monsters,  FDA,  debt,  photos,  government,  holidays,  Halloween,  4th of July,  costumes,  lookin' good,  Herman Cain,  Rick Perry,  Barack Obama,  debates,  torture,  waterboarding,  Jimmy,  Allen West,  movies,  Demi Moore,  interrogations,  controversies,  sexism,  Asian,  fashion,  collectibles,  shopping,  racism,  ethnic,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  Republicans

An Ohio family photographs what they purport to be ghosts having sex in their house. (02:23)

Tags:  supernatural,  sex,  Ohio,  vampires,  monsters,  Chupacabra,  Jimmy,  movies,  mythology

Stephen bids America's space program a fond farewell with a look back at some of NASA's greatest moments. (02:11)

Tags:  NASA,  montages,  moon landing,  astronauts,  space,  the moon,  Jimmy,  nuclear,  explosions,  America,  India,  China,  monsters,  history,  Star Trek,  poop & pee,  food,  the heroes,  movies

For too long, average homeowners have been powerless against big banks, but vampire Patrick Rodgers forecloses on the foreclosers. (07:26)

Tags:  Difference Makers,  appearances,  vampires,  on location,  Dan Rather,  Don Lemon,  Philadelphia,  Wells Fargo,  lawsuits,  debt,  housing,  monsters,  lookin' good,  photos,  CNN,  zombies,  books,  money,  Jimmy,  hip hop,  songs,  music,  the heroes,  media,  civil rights,  nailed,  performances,  In the Field

There's no better way to show the horrors of universal health care than with the release of "The Texas Chainsaw Medicare." (04:07)

Tags:  The Word,  Republicans,  conservative,  movies,  abortion,  vegetarians,  gay/homosexual,  health,  insurance,  voting,  elections,  Indecision,  Indecision 2012,  marriage,  monsters

Protect yourself from Muslim vampires by rubbing your neck with pork sausage, and protect your privacy by wearing costumes to the March to Keep Fear Alive. (05:35)

Tags:  March to Keep Fear Alive,  mongering,  Rally to Restore Sanity,  Jon Stewart,  competitions,  Islamic,  New York,  death,  Bill O'Reilly,  Papa Bear,  Halloween,  costumes,  Jimmy,  photos,  privacy,  holidays,  monsters,  Rally Live

Guillermo del Toro has always imagined the National Geographic approach to designing monsters. (05:32)

Tags:  Guillermo del Toro,  interviews,  March to Keep Fear Alive,  movies,  books,  monsters,  family,  growing up,  Rally to Restore Sanity,  competitions,  mongering,  immigration,  Catholic

Stephen figures out a way to play on his bad knee and diagnoses the Knicks' main problem. (00:44)

Tags:  exclusives,  outtakes,  sports,  basketball,  on location,  New York Knicks,  health,  monsters,  costumes,  appearances,  In the Field

Whoever has the cursed monkey paw, stop wishing you could do something to help the people in the Gulf. (02:54)

Tags:  oil,  oceans,  cursed monkey paw,  oil spills,  Gulf of Mexico,  environment,  pollution,  Address the Mess,  business,  Louisiana,  robots,  Tony Hayward,  magic,  monkeys!,  animals,  James Carville,  photos,  monsters

Please send your spare cursed monkeys' paws Stephen's way -- he's got a bit of a zombie problem. (00:15)

Tags:  sign off,  monkeys!,  magic,  monsters

Stephen visits the offices of Consumer Reports, and Vampire Weekend makes a rare vampire weeknight appearance. (00:29)

Tags:  Gulf of Mexico,  oil,  oceans,  pollution,  environment,  Address the Mess,  Consumer Reports,  Vampire Weekend,  baseball,  sports,  monsters,  oil spills

Stephen King believes scary, gross stories make people feel better about their own lives. (06:02)

Tags:  Stephen King,  Better Know,  books,  movies,  gay/homosexual,  terrorism,  parody,  monsters,  Steve Carell

Hallmark encourages people to buy greeting cards instead of presents, and the Christmas Krampus visits Stephen. (04:35)

Tags:  Christmas,  holidays,  Blitzkrieg on Grinchitude,  war on Christmas,  recession,  economy,  Jimmy,  advertising,  Austria,  monsters,  shopping,  Tiger Woods,  mythology,  religion,  appearances

Stephen says goodnight as Krampus shakes his rusty chains. (00:06)

Tags:  sign off,  monsters,  mythology,  appearances,  holidays,  Christmas

How is the governor of Rhode Island supposed to rest in peace knowing that a couple of plots over two dudes are being gay dead? (05:49)

Tags:  The Word,  gay/homosexual,  marriage,  same-sex marriage,  Washington DC,  charity,  Catholic,  religion,  Jesus,  God,  death,  Rhode Island,  monsters,  civil rights

America's most insidious socialist brainwashing program, "Sesame Street," celebrates its 40th anniversary and introduces Pox News. (05:23)

Tags:  Sesame Street,  TV,  anniversaries,  kids,  Cookie Monster,  friend of the show,  marriage,  monsters,  Michelle Obama,  left-wing,  conservative,  puppets,  Fox News,  parenting

Sanjay Gupta wants to intervene in the process of death and possibly reverse it. (05:36)

Tags:  Sanjay Gupta,  interviews,  books,  health,  death,  doctors,  science,  monsters,  persistent vegetative state

Environmentalists target soft toilet paper, Kang Lee exposes the lies parents tell kids, and mountain pine beetles prevent us from shooting bears. (07:14)

Tags:  ThreatDown,  environment,  poop & pee,  lying,  parenting,  kids,  pets,  death,  Sweden,  animals,  bears,  guns,  national parks,  fires,  safety,  Michael Bloomberg,  hunting,  family,  monsters,  endangered

National Geographic releases footage of a fish that has a see-through head and twitching green sacks of goo for eyes. (02:06)

Tags:  Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard,  animals,  oceans,  Jimmy,  National Geographic,  puking,  monsters