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Uncensored - Maurice Sendak Tribute & "I Am a Pole (And So Can You!)" Release

Episode #08099

In tribute to the late Maurice Sendak, Stephen revisits his Colberty Tales and releases his Sendak-approved "I Am a Pole (And So Can You!)" children's book. (05:36)

Tags:  Maurice SendakappearancesexclusivesuncensoredI Am a Pole (And So Can You!)booksflagskidskidsgifts & presentsholidayssupernaturalMozartartculturemusicDonald Trumpanimalspetsdogsdeathmental healthparentingcelebritiesgrowing upon locationliterary referencessportsskateboarding

Aired: 05/08/2012 | Views: 110,837
Watch FULL EPISODE May 8, 2012 — Guest: Michelle Alexander

Hand-Disinfectant-Drunk Teens

Episode #08098

News coverage based on a single story in the L.A. Times reveals an epidemic of kids turning drunk, disorderly and disinfected. (03:36)

Tags:  healthteensalcoholLos AngelesmongeringdrugsmarijuanalegalizationparentingCaliforniamental healthGood Morning Americamediaprint mediaLos Angeles Timesdoctorsepidemics

Aired: 05/07/2012 | Views: 28,706
Watch FULL EPISODE May 7, 2012 — Guest: Andy Cohen

Intro - 4/30/12

Episode #08094

Adults dodge sexuality education, gun owners find the latest convenience, and Diane Keaton joins Stephen. (00:31)

Tags:  introkidseducationgay/homosexualgunsDiane KeatonbaseballNew York Citywealthparentingweaponscelebritiessports

Aired: 04/30/2012 | Views: 33,622
Watch FULL EPISODE April 30, 2012 — Guest: Diane Keaton

Grim Colberty Tales with Julie Andrews

Episode #08091

Children's author Julie Andrews talks about her book series "The Very Fairy Princess" and the importance of sparkle. (06:44)

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Aired: 04/24/2012 | Views: 45,116
Watch FULL EPISODE April 24, 2012 — Guest: Magnus Carlsen

The Word - Gateway Hug

Episode #08088

Kissing and hugging are the last stop before reaching Groin Central Station, so it's important to ban all the things that lead to the things that lead to sex. (05:03)

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Aired: 04/18/2012 | Views: 30,339

The Other War on Women

Episode #08085

Mitt Romney claims the Obama administration has waged the real war on women, and Obama campaign strategist Hilary Rosen's attack on Ann Romney helps his case. (05:42)

Tags:  Mitt RomneyHilary Rosenmen/womenAnn RomneysexismdancingliberalfamilycampaignsRepublicansDemocratsObama administrationparentingparentswork/officeeconomyphotosWashington Postmy mistakeIndecisionHerman CainpollsstatisticsrageFox Newsmusicsongsapologiesaudience interactionJimmyunemploymentslogans

Aired: 04/12/2012 | Views: 32,760

The Word - Whuh-How?

Episode #08084

Stephen rarely sees military members and families because they make up only 1% of the U.S. population, and not the 1% that belongs to his tennis club. (03:55)

Tags:  The Wordmilitarytroopspetsdogscats & catsunemploymentfamilywealthhousingwarsAfghanistan Warparentingkidsmental healthphotos

Aired: 04/11/2012 | Views: 26,085

Thought for Food - Tacocopter

Episode #08075

Tacocopter's drone helicopter taco delivery is the first step to achieving intercontinental ballistic munchies, but there are some safety concerns. (03:37)

Tags:  Thought for FoodfoodflyingBarack ObamamilitarygovernmentlawsMarinessafetyaudience interactionparentingtechnologyfast food

Aired: 03/27/2012 | Views: 35,889

People Who Are Destroying America - Teachers

Episode #08065

Dawn Quarles, a Florida high school teacher, faces voter fraud fines for registering her students to vote. (07:13)

Tags:  People Who Are Destroying AmericaFloridaon locationvotingkidsteensschooleducationlawselectionsdiscriminationdemocracymongeringcorruptionparentingRick Scottcrimestatisticssexismmen/women

Aired: 03/01/2012 | Views: 107,635

Tip/Wag - Kansas' Male Birth Control Pill & New York's Babyccino

Episode #08064

The spermicidal maniacs at the University of Kansas develop a male birth control pill, and Brooklyn coffee shops hook babies on the foam dragon. (05:12)

Tags:  Tip/Wagbirth controldrugsreligionCatholiccontroversiesmen/womensafetyhealthsexRick Santorumphotosmongeringdemonstrationsunder the deskkidscoffeeparentingsmokinganimalsElvis PresleymusicethnicpeniseslawsToday Showaddiction

Aired: 02/29/2012 | Views: 55,196

Colbert Super PAC Ad - Attack in B Minor for Strings

If corporations are people, then Mitt Romney is Mitt the Ripper. (01:00)

Tags:  exclusivesColbert Super PACMitt RomneyvotingbusinessJohn LithgowSouth CarolinamurderdeathprimariesviolenceparentingSupreme CourtcandidatesIndecisionIndecision 2012advertising

Aired: 01/15/2012 | Views: 983,622

Rick Santorum on Gay Parents & Bla People

Episode #08040

Rick Santorum openly condemns gay and lesbian parents, but feels pretty confident that he didn't say "black" people when discussing food stamps. (04:52)

Tags:  Rick Santorumgay/homosexualparentingfamilyAfrican AmericanRosie O'DonnellCharles MansonDavid CrosbyJimmyprisonmental healthdiscriminationstereotypespovertypoop & peeDraculaJewishcandidatesRepublicanscampaignsIndecisionIndecision 2012

Aired: 01/09/2012 | Views: 128,867

A Look Back - April 2011

Stephen worries about the fate of his over-the-counter man-seed and responds to non-factual statements by Senator Jon Kyl. (04:41)

Tags:  exclusivesmashupsgovernmentGlenn BeckFox NewsJames FrancoHugo VickersBritishMarilyn MonroeJon KylTwittergay/homosexualMorgan SpurlockJesusBibleDonald TrumpAfrican AmericanmasturbationRon PaulCharles Mansonglobal warmingCNNgardeningcultureFormula 401Ice-TJoe Scarboroughsame-sex marriageparentingmarijuanaEasterJeff Greenfield

Aired: 12/19/2011 | Views: 38,081

TV Hat

Episode #08035

TV Hat lets you focus on what matters most by blocking out unnecessary distractions -- like your spouse. (03:14)

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Aired: 12/14/2011 | Views: 22,269

Cheating Death - Chicken Pox Lollipops & Fecal Transplants

Episode #08032

Virus-laden pops have the taste kids love with the proven effectiveness of something licked by a stranger, and one person's poop can restore another person's good bacteria. (05:55)

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Aired: 12/08/2011 | Views: 39,307

Jon Huntsman Sr.'s Ad Buy

Episode #08031

Jon Huntsman's campaign receives financial support from his dad's super PAC, but father and son are not coordinating. (03:30)

Tags:  Jon Huntsmanparentsbusinessmoneywealthadvertisingparodykidsgrowing upparentinglookin' goodColbert Super PACRick SantorumRick PerrytransportationJimmysenior citizensfast foodcampaignscandidatesIndecisionIndecision 2012

Aired: 12/07/2011 | Views: 16,581

Vodka Tampons

Episode #08021

According to KPHO, Phoenix's news leader, boys and girls across America are soaking tampons in vodka and literally getting drunk off their asses. (03:48)

Tags:  alcoholmenstrual cyclemen/womenparentingteensmongeringassesmedialocal news teamgross-outinternskidscoffeecryingadvertisingviolenceschool

Aired: 11/14/2011 | Views: 98,374

Herman Cain's International Affairs

Episode #08015

Herman Cain understands domestic issues because he has experience selling pizza, and he understands international issues because pizza is Italian. (04:14)

Tags:  Herman Caininternational affairsChinaGreat WallnuclearWMDsscandalslawsuitsbusinessfoodrestaurantshistorybooks60sVietnam WarNooo!birthdaysaudience interactionkidssexeducationcryingsexual advancesparenting

Aired: 11/02/2011 | Views: 41,434

Ignoring Global Warming - Thom Yorke & Ed O'Brien

Episode #07121

Radiohead's Thom Yorke and Ed O'Brien discuss America's waning interest in global warming and what motivates them to care about the environment. (04:19)

Tags:  Rocktember with RadioheadThom YorkeEd O'BrienappearancesRadioheadscienceglobal warmingenvironmentcorruptionAmericagovernmentweatherAddress the MessTexasRick PerryoilEuropeIndiainternational affairsBonokidsparentingwealthmoneybusinessmedia

Aired: 09/26/2011 | Views: 37,057

Rick Perry's HPV Vaccine Mandate

Episode #07116

If Americans let the government mandate the HPV vaccine, they might as well let the U.N.'s jackbooted thugs inject their daughters with pharmaceutical-grade slut juice. (04:20)

Tags:  Michele BachmannRick PerrydebatesRepublicanscandidatescontroversieshealthSTDsteenskidslawsgovernmentmongeringconservativesexparentingphotosdoctorsscienceMitt RomneyMormongamblingJimmyTexaselectionsIndecisionIndecision 2012United NationsHeroe$ Crawl

Aired: 09/14/2011 | Views: 60,551