Episode #08090

Pheromone parties encourage premarital smelling, and Arizona lawmakers declare that pregnancy begins two weeks before conception. (04:22)

Tags:  Tip/Wag,  men/women,  Arizona,  dating,  sex,  pregnancy,  Republicans,  gross-out,  abortion,  Doris Kearns Goodwin,  apologies,  vaginas,  menstrual cycle,  laws,  Nana & Pee-Pop,  balls,  penises,  Mozart,  under the desk,  cracks up,  mental health,  birth control,  partying,  music

Episode #08073

Stephen offers to solve Ireland's overpriced sperm problem, and presents some authentic cultural garments. (03:53)

Tags:  St. Patrick's Day,  holidays,  snakes,  Ireland,  Formula 401,  ethnic,  sex,  international affairs,  under the desk,  partying,  pundits,  costumes,  alcohol,  movies,  stereotypes,  Jewish,  food,  music,  facial hair,  Chris Matthews,  Bill O'Reilly,  Papa Bear,  Sean Hannity,  Liam Neeson,  Denmark

Episode #08067

While the GOP candidates go all average to connect with blue collar voters for America's Super Tuesday, other election results stream in from Russia and India. (05:41)

Tags:  partying,  blue collar,  under the desk,  cooking,  food,  Republicans,  primaries,  labor,  costumes,  Ohio,  Vladimir Putin,  India,  Russia,  international affairs,  elections,  ethnic,  Mitt Romney,  Indecision,  slogans,  Indecision 2012,  Mexican,  alcohol,  health,  vaginas,  Rick Santorum,  candidates,  Super Bowl,  STDs

Episode #08061

While Wheat Thins is a snack for anyone actively seeking experiences, those experiences should not include eating 17 crackers in one sitting. (06:49)

Tags:  food,  advertising,  mail/e-mail,  under the desk,  Technical Difficulties,  apologies,  appearances,  lawyers,  business,  audience interaction,  demonstrations,  Syria,  diversity,  philosophy,  partying,  culture

Episode #08059

Prince Creme Brawlee of Monaco makes the mistake of getting in the face of all-American super-douche Adam Hock and pays the price. (03:56)

Tags:  royalty,  fights,  violence,  injuries,  douchebags,  wealth,  New York City,  partying,  alcohol,  New York City,  Greece,  America,  Saudi Arabia,  international affairs,  Jimmy

Stephen talks art with Simon de Pury, creates buzz for his portrait, and puts the portrait up for auction. See the exclusive In the Field report. (04:33)

Tags:  exclusives,  mashups,  on location,  In the Field,  Shepard Fairey,  Andres Serrano,  Frank Stella,  art,  portrait,  DonorsChoose.org,  charity,  Simon de Pury,  partying,  money,  New York City

Episode #08041

Conservative pundits criticize the Obama White House for throwing an extravagant Halloween party for the children of U.S. troops. (05:06)

Tags:  White House,  partying,  Barack Obama,  troops,  scandals,  Halloween,  holidays,  Steve Doocy,  Rush Limbaugh,  Conan O'Brien,  Johnny Depp,  literary references,  performances,  poetry,  trademark,  media,  conservative,  photos,  Star Wars,  George Lucas,  under the desk,  Christmas,  pagan

Episode #08034

Anderson Cooper nails Stephen for covering old news, so Stephen breaks a shocking story Anderson Cooper doesn't want you to know about. (04:14)

Tags:  Anderson Cooper,  CNN,  penises,  touch screen,  apologies,  conspiracies,  Denver,  media,  print media,  gravitas,  Jimmy,  Mysteries of the Ancient Unknown,  partying,  photos,  fights,  Edward R. Murrow

Episode #08021

The environmental movement might be dead, substance abuse gets scary, and Thomas Thwaites builds a toaster from scratch. (00:31)

Tags:  intro,  environment,  Address the Mess,  drugs,  Thomas Thwaites,  technology,  Italy,  government,  international affairs,  economy,  partying

Episode #08012

Occupy Wall Street protesters have a right to peacefully assemble, and the police have a right to disassemble them into pieces. (04:29)

Tags:  Occupy Wall Street,  police business,  Oakland,  weapons,  guns,  violence,  injuries,  Wall Street,  protests,  troops,  24-hour news,  media,  trademark,  Colbertisms,  stocks,  cats & cats,  kittens,  Constitution,  death,  partying,  cocaine,  balloons,  American Idol,  parades

Episode #08012

Country music star Toby Keith takes on globalization and helps Stephen get the "ho"s out of America. (04:42)

Tags:  Toby Keith,  interviews,  country music,  friend of the show,  music,  songs,  asses,  patriotism,  citizenship,  America,  performances,  family,  economy,  debt,  partying,  Christmas,  holidays,  mental health

Episode #07123

America cracks down on immigration, Jews celebrate Rosh Hashanah, and Ken Burns discusses his documentary series on Prohibition. (00:33)

Tags:  intro,  immigration,  Spanish,  Jewish,  religion,  Rosh Hashanah,  holidays,  partying,  fashion,  Ken Burns,  documentaries,  movies,  Prohibition,  alcohol,  Amazon,  iPad,  technology,  Internet,  shopping,  iPhone,  Apple

Episode #07123

Stephen often fantasizes about being invited to George Clooney's Italian palazzo, getting drunk and going skinny-dipping in Lake Como. (03:27)

Tags:  George Clooney,  Marisa Tomei,  David Gergen,  Charlie Rose,  celebrities,  pundits,  Italy,  travel,  dreams,  nudity,  partying,  swimming,  wealth,  friend of the show,  lookin' good,  aging,  exercise,  Bill O'Reilly,  Papa Bear,  alcohol,  hunting,  Heroe$ Crawl

Stephen celebrates the end of the Iraq War, the U.S. winning World War I and his own heroic rescue of the space program. (02:57)

Tags:  On Topic,  exclusives,  mashups,  I Did It!,  Twitter,  partying,  Jimmy,  balloons,  wars,  space,  Ronald Reagan,  John Boehner,  Colbert Super PAC,  Emmy Awards

Episode #07102

Barack Obama throws himself a lavish birthday party instead of working on the economy, so the recession will last four hours longer. (03:34)

Tags:  Barack Obama,  birthdays,  partying,  aging,  Fox News,  Sean Hannity,  pundits,  debt,  economy,  growing up,  President's Day,  Vietnam,  crying,  under the desk,  lookin' good,  Steve Doocy,  the heroes

Episode #07092

The August 2nd debt ceiling deadline could be a Muslim-Nazi-Vietcong conspiracy to keep America fiscally solvent. (04:48)

Tags:  conspiracies,  China,  debt,  economy,  money,  Louie Gohmert,  secret Muslim,  Jimmy,  Fox News,  Rush Limbaugh,  Islamic,  Nazi,  Africa,  conservative,  Republicans,  the heroes,  nerd alert,  partying,  friendly friends at Fox & Friends

Stephen finds out that the first president of Canada was a duck and asks Mexicans for a thank you for our border fence. (04:04)

Tags:  On Topic,  mashups,  exclusives,  alcohol,  America,  animals,  asses,  border security,  dancing,  flags,  food,  immigration,  partying,  spring break,  Canada,  Mexico,  Panama,  Virgin Islands

Episode #07058

Fox News makes a breakthrough in the field of reporting grim news while being delighted it will hurt President Obama's approval rating. (04:21)

Tags:  Barack Obama,  Donald Trump,  Fox News,  Osama bin Laden,  oil,  approval ratings,  unemployment,  economy,  assassinations,  terrorism,  media,  Jimmy,  gas prices,  under the desk,  partying

Episode #07057

As much as it pains Stephen to say it, Obama is the number one most Bin Laden killing president in American history. (05:22)

Tags:  Osama bin Laden,  assassinations,  Barack Obama,  Al Qaeda,  death,  terrorism,  war on terror,  balls,  lookin' good,  balloons,  media,  music,  under the desk,  movies,  Jimmy,  partying

Episode #07053

Stephen must accept that he is a functional Roman Catholic after his weekend bender. (03:11)

Tags:  Catholic,  Jewish,  Islamic,  hangovers,  religion,  Easter,  holidays,  costumes,  partying,  photos,  cults